Cheeeeeeers Chuckleheads!!
Well, unless you live under a rock, or are a person of Amish persuasion who is without a radio, television, or internet access, you know that the American media, parental groups, and holier-than-thou types are in full-throttle and five-speed overdrive, OUTRAGE mode.
It seems that the once winsome Disney studio star of Hannah Montana, twenty year old Miley Cyrus, twerked and worked her wares upon a growing pain inside the pants of thirty-six year old Robin Thicke during a live performance, on this past Sunday’s VMA awards show on MTV.
Monday morning as I watched the early morning talk shows, my hangover was cursed by the sound of Morning Joe’s Mika Brzezinski, who upon seeing the video, said things like…
"She is a mess. Someone needs to take care of her." Annnnnd….
"That was disgusting and embarrassing." Annnnnd of course this…
"That young lady, who is 20, is obviously deeply troubled, deeply disturbed...probably has an eating disorder."
I felt helpless as I lay there listening to that nattering nabob of Williams College educated, sexist, social piety, Ms. Mika “Pass Me the Vodka and Another Ambien” Brzezinski point out what she feels to be flaws in Miley’s character, and weaknesses in her emotional, physical, and psychological make-up.
Others in the media piled on poor Miley, and on Tuesday, Mika, Joe Scarborough, and the Parents Television Council said that advertisers must forgo MTV and person or persons at the network, should be fired.
Oh…My God…Such outrage over a little song and dance. I haven’t seen this much outrage since millions of American children were victimized by Janet Jackson’s booby popping out during the Super Bowl a few years ago.
Here’s the thing…I know Miley Cyrus, because I AM Miley Cyrus.
I could have been Miley a few years back when I began my first blog. If I had a daughter? She would have looked like Miley Cyrus.
Seven years ago, I started my first blog. At first, it was like working for Disney. I was sweet, cute, affable, and many folks called me Matty.
And then…a couple of years into it, I knew it was time to fly. Time to grow my wings, and become a seasoned and grown-up version of my blogging self. So…
I began posting pictures likes this…
And this…
And in keeping with animal twerking like Miley’s Teddy Bear sexcapade, pictures like this…
Much like the burgeoning and longing for adult type performing for which Miley has yearned, I too felt the need to grow and become more adult and cutting edge in my blogging. It’s a natural progression. Oh sure, she did so at the age of 20, and I at the age of 43 or 44, but still…you get my point.
Mika Brzezinski claims that Miley Cyrus is disturbed, a mess, and probably suffers from an eating disorder because Mika’s emotional displacement tells her to say that.
Me?
I just say that Miley Cyrus and I are kindred spirits wanting to grow as people.
In fact, I say unto you now…
While early in my blogging career I could have been referred to as Hannah Mattana, I AM Miley Cyrus now, and perhaps in a small way, each and everyone of us are...ALL Miley Cyrus.
Stand firmly behind sweet Miley Cyrus, and don’t allow the OUTRAGE Police to throw her in jail!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
Well, unless you live under a rock, or are a person of Amish persuasion who is without a radio, television, or internet access, you know that the American media, parental groups, and holier-than-thou types are in full-throttle and five-speed overdrive, OUTRAGE mode.
It seems that the once winsome Disney studio star of Hannah Montana, twenty year old Miley Cyrus, twerked and worked her wares upon a growing pain inside the pants of thirty-six year old Robin Thicke during a live performance, on this past Sunday’s VMA awards show on MTV.
Monday morning as I watched the early morning talk shows, my hangover was cursed by the sound of Morning Joe’s Mika Brzezinski, who upon seeing the video, said things like…
"She is a mess. Someone needs to take care of her." Annnnnd….
"That was disgusting and embarrassing." Annnnnd of course this…
"That young lady, who is 20, is obviously deeply troubled, deeply disturbed...probably has an eating disorder."
I felt helpless as I lay there listening to that nattering nabob of Williams College educated, sexist, social piety, Ms. Mika “Pass Me the Vodka and Another Ambien” Brzezinski point out what she feels to be flaws in Miley’s character, and weaknesses in her emotional, physical, and psychological make-up.
Others in the media piled on poor Miley, and on Tuesday, Mika, Joe Scarborough, and the Parents Television Council said that advertisers must forgo MTV and person or persons at the network, should be fired.Oh…My God…Such outrage over a little song and dance. I haven’t seen this much outrage since millions of American children were victimized by Janet Jackson’s booby popping out during the Super Bowl a few years ago.
Here’s the thing…I know Miley Cyrus, because I AM Miley Cyrus.
I could have been Miley a few years back when I began my first blog. If I had a daughter? She would have looked like Miley Cyrus.
Seven years ago, I started my first blog. At first, it was like working for Disney. I was sweet, cute, affable, and many folks called me Matty.
And then…a couple of years into it, I knew it was time to fly. Time to grow my wings, and become a seasoned and grown-up version of my blogging self. So…
I began posting pictures likes this…
And this…
And in keeping with animal twerking like Miley’s Teddy Bear sexcapade, pictures like this…
Much like the burgeoning and longing for adult type performing for which Miley has yearned, I too felt the need to grow and become more adult and cutting edge in my blogging. It’s a natural progression. Oh sure, she did so at the age of 20, and I at the age of 43 or 44, but still…you get my point.
Mika Brzezinski claims that Miley Cyrus is disturbed, a mess, and probably suffers from an eating disorder because Mika’s emotional displacement tells her to say that.
Me?
I just say that Miley Cyrus and I are kindred spirits wanting to grow as people.
In fact, I say unto you now…
While early in my blogging career I could have been referred to as Hannah Mattana, I AM Miley Cyrus now, and perhaps in a small way, each and everyone of us are...ALL Miley Cyrus.
Stand firmly behind sweet Miley Cyrus, and don’t allow the OUTRAGE Police to throw her in jail!!
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@mattman_iws
My Facebook Page
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