Hola Y’all! While I’m off enjoying Super Happy Margarita Night here in the Jewel of the Midwest, here’s another fun meme to keep you entertained.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?Not a real cop.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?I don’t ride roller coasters.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?Years and years and years ago.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?Well, you know that I *AM* the world’s greatest cuddler.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?Definitely. I’ve seen lots of ‘em.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?Sometimes, I guess.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?I have no doubt whatsoever.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?Team Aniston
9. Do you stay friends with your exes?Kinda
10. Do you know how to play poker?I know the basic rules and idea behind Texas Hold-Em, but I’m not very good at it.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?Cocaine is a hellova drug.
12. What's your favorite commercial?It’s an old one but “I LIKE TACOS!”
13. What are you allergic to?Mangos and success.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?No, ‘cause you know there is a cop pretty close and he'll nail me.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?More than one.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?Niether. OH GOD I HATE THEM BOTH AND THEIR FAN BASES SO MUCH!
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?Yes, a long, loooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?About half the time.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?During our Lesbian Celebration show.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?Hey Jude
Revolution
I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Dear Prudence
Get Back
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?Holy crap those margaritas are good!
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?No, but I've known a few Barbies who lived in the Ghetto
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?Yes, always.
24. What cell service do you use?Net 10 cause I’m fancy like that.
25. Do you like Sushi?No, cause my sister tried to use it to kill me once.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?Yes
27. What do you wear to bed?Nothing. Sexy, right?
28. Been caught stealing?Caught? No.
29. What shoe size do you have?12.5 or 13.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?Yes, but I'm trying to get past that. It’s bad to hate.
31. Classic Rock or Rap?I love and hate both of them.
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?Sofia Vergara
Or, Zhang Ziyi
33. Favorite Song?There’s no way to come up with ONE favorite song.
34. Have you ever sung in front of the mirror?Haven’t we all?
35. What food do you find disgusting?Mayonnaise
36. Do you sing in the shower?Not usually.
37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?Many times, in fact I’d be willing to play with many of you right now.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?No more than you have.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?Yes.
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?Yes.
Woo-Hoo! Another fascinating trip to Jaymanville!
Jayman
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