Cheeeeeeeers and Happy New Year’s Eve to you all, you adorable Chuckleheads, you!!It is indeed New Year’s Eve and you know what that means…
In addition to over imbibing, over eating, and having regretful post-stroke-of-midnight sex with somebody you wouldn’t have found attractive or even remotely likeable at 7 PM, we all make resolutions for the New Year!!
Well my friends, I am no different, but my resolutions are more of a Bucket List kinda thing for the year that lies ahead of us. Following, is a list of what I want to do and/or accomplish during 2014.
1. I am going to do my best to help Schmoop find a job whether she likes it or not. Sorry Schmoop.
2. I am going to look for a new job myself. If I could find one that paid me enough to allow Schmoop to stay home, I would be a happy man. I have never even remotely thought that way about any other woman in my life.
3. I would like to get a CORPORATE sponsor for the IWS Radio Show. Are we great show? No. Are we a pretty good show and website deserving of someone’s cash? Yeah…and? We’re usually Numero Uno. So, Ima gonna work on that.
4. Sometime between June and September, I want to take a week off. Other than when I was in the hospital for a week in 2009 and unemployed for a couple of months in 2010, I haven’t had a week of real vacation since 2007. The most I have gotten is two days off in row once every six-eight months.
5. Considering the vacation thing and that I may assume a mild windfall of cash this year, I would like to take part of my week off and make a road trip to Redneckville, AR and finally in corporeal form, meet Jayman.It would be an experience of a lifetime to go to Hudson’s “The People Pleasin’ Place” Grocery Store and Colton’s Restaurant with Jayman, and ultimately get thrown out of both establishments hand in hand.
6. I would like to finally get divorced, annulled, and/or all-encompassingly dissoluted from my son’s mom. What the hell is up with that? I know what it is, and I’ll explain it in Number 7.
7. When and if Jayman and I make money on our show, the IWS Radio Corporation and monetary scale will be as so…Jayman CEO (50% of revenues), Schmoop CFO (49% of revenues), Matt-Man Bit Player (1% of revenues). Don’t tell me that I’m not always thinkin’!! Mommy Dearest will have no reason to still be married to me after that!!
8. I am going to continue to be myself. Some folks during the end of the year say things like, “I am going to be nicer. More tolerant.”
Eh? I am pretty nice, but I know that I am also a sarcastic asshole at times, and well, I like that. It’s me, and I’m pretty good at it, so…I’m going to make sure that I remain that way.
9. I am going to try Chocolate Almond Soy Milk……Ha!! Yeah right.
10. I am going to relax. I may seem laid back and I am intellectually, but emotionally and in a physical sense, I never am. Hell, I am already taking my shoes off more than usual, so, well…I am already making progress.
And in related news…Jayman and I did our first PRIMETIME IWS Radio Show this past Sunday and talked about stuff like this and it was a hoot!!
You should give it a listen…It will get you in the spirit of the New Year, and get your party preparations in high gear!!
Happy New Year, and Cheeeeeers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
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