Matt Said, Jay Said...74>24 Degrees

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Matt Fertilizes…Jay Fertilizes…You Grow.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO4RE7sFxl1QfGvCGVVAsLE0W7UvpeDR_tZ6O1uokON1GB8Ih4bGuQekSyBIHBQGIgznagW0e4JXwZOKAzhvwPGKICcQGZ6D2sEM7z4WADoNbLhZWdK9fAGOJHPnZQFNogz6MfjJoD1Ps/s1600/cherry+blossom+spring+has+sprung.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="272" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO4RE7sFxl1QfGvCGVVAsLE0W7UvpeDR_tZ6O1uokON1GB8Ih4bGuQekSyBIHBQGIgznagW0e4JXwZOKAzhvwPGKICcQGZ6D2sEM7z4WADoNbLhZWdK9fAGOJHPnZQFNogz6MfjJoD1Ps/s400/cherry+blossom+spring+has+sprung.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt:  Hiya Chuckles!!<br />Jay:  What‘s Up?<br />Matt:  My blood alcohol concentration. I’m on my third Steel Reserve.<br />Jay:  Well make sure you take notes then, or we’ll be having this discussion again tomorrow.<br />Matt:  Okay hold on… writing down, <i>“Take Notes.”</i>  Got it.<br />Jay:  Oh this will be good.<br /><br />Matt:  Hey!!<br />Jay:  What?<br />Matt:  It is so cool that Dana is going to be on <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/28/at-long-last-spring" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">our show Sunday</span></i></a> to discuss her surgery.<br />Jay:  I know right?  After all the fun we have had, and continue to have at her expense, she’s coming on.<br />Matt:  Such a trooper.<br />Jay:  Man…as much shit as we have given her, she is a Super Trooper!!<br />Matt:  And she is getting healthy…getting in shape…good spring time thing to do.<br />Jay:  Oh Hell yeah.<br /><br />Matt:  Hey…We could call this Sunday’s show…Spring Cleaning!!<br />Jay:  We could but that doesn’t really relate to Dana’s surgery.<br />Matt:  Yeah, okay.  Hmmmmm?<br />Jay:  We could however, incorporate the vernal rebirth of life and other things that come along with Spring.<br /><br />Matt:  Damn right...Window opening.  Plant planting.  Gutter cleaning.<br />Jay:  Car tune-ups.  Becoming one with Nature.  Allergy sneezing.<br />Matt:  Cooking out.<br />Jay:  Drinking beer.<br />Matt and Jay:  Women wearing access-friendly, low-cut shirts, and high, tight shorts.  Sahhhhlute!!<br /><br />Jay:  Oh shit dude!!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBE5O3dYehCL65vNN0xEI5pv8xNyADCCrnl215Ukd-HlF7L6SrcpowmuWp_paFe0GHbkiPqfaTmV34Zwh4ju8waNqLUex05FzHe7VkNl1E97yE9spmGO2Kr5kY3tX_jn2pjKy9uI9sk-I/s1600/spring-break-sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBE5O3dYehCL65vNN0xEI5pv8xNyADCCrnl215Ukd-HlF7L6SrcpowmuWp_paFe0GHbkiPqfaTmV34Zwh4ju8waNqLUex05FzHe7VkNl1E97yE9spmGO2Kr5kY3tX_jn2pjKy9uI9sk-I/s400/spring-break-sexy.jpg" width="375" /></a>Matt:  Oh No!!  What?<br />Jay:  Dana has had some complications, and will be going back into the hospital, and can’t be on Sunday.<br />Matt:  Oh Holy Hell!!  That’s awful.<br />Jay:  I know…I hope she’s going to be okay.<br />Matt:  Well yeah…I mean, that too, but now we need a new guest on short notice.<br /><br />Jay:  See?  That’s why some people just don’t like you.  Simply thinking about yourself.<br />Matt: I’m sorry.  I’ll put a shout out for prayers for Dana on Facebook.<br />Jay:  And you think that makes your cold and callous selfishness okay?<br />Matt:  Well, I mean…I cou---<br />Jay:  But…That <i>was</i> pretty rude of her to say she’d come on the show and then have complications.<br />Matt:  I know right!?<br /><br />Jay:  I guess now <i>WE</i> have to get a hold of Martin, Jim Ed Dobbs, and Dixie Ozark so they can help out.<br />Matt:  Yep.  And Paul Piatt, Stubby Stonehenge, and perhaps that new Nursery down the road.<br />Jay:  Jesus Christ…When people get sick or have an operation, they never realize how it affects others.<br />Matt:  Tell me about it.  Schmoop still has this phantom tube sticking out of her gut.<br /><br />Jay:  Well…in spite of Dana’s ill-timed remittance to Haughtier Than You Hospital, we’ll make it work.<br />Matt:  Because we are professionals.<br />Jay:  At least we have that.<br />Matt:  We’ll talk Spring and have a good time.<br />Jay:  Damn right, because at long last, Spring has sprung.<br /><br />Matt:  Word, and maybe…people will call-in and tell us how much they love lack of winter.<br />Jay:  If they don’t, we can always blame it on Dana.<br />Matt:  And we will.<br />Jay:  Later Dude, guess I HAVE TO GET TO WORK NOW; THANKS DANA.<br />Matt:  Yeah…ME TOO, THANKS DANA!!<br /><br />Jay and Matt:  But everyone…Join us LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET for the <i><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/28/at-long-last-spring" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">IWS Radio Show</span></a></i> on Blog Talk Radio by clicking, <i><span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/28/at-long-last-spring" target="_blank">HERE!! </a></span></i><br /><i><br /></i> <i><br /></i> <i><br /></i></div>Be sure to check out the I’m With Stupid podcast! 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Matt Said, Jay Said...74>24 Degrees

Matt Fertilizes…Jay Fertilizes…You Grow. Matt:  Hiya Chuckles!! Jay:  What‘s Up? Matt:  My blood alcohol concentration. I’m on my third Stee...

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