Matt Fertilizes…Jay Fertilizes…You Grow.
Matt: Hiya Chuckles!!
Jay: What‘s Up?
Matt: My blood alcohol concentration. I’m on my third Steel Reserve.
Jay: Well make sure you take notes then, or we’ll be having this discussion again tomorrow.
Matt: Okay hold on… writing down, “Take Notes.” Got it.
Jay: Oh this will be good.
Matt: Hey!!
Jay: What?
Matt: It is so cool that Dana is going to be on our show Sunday to discuss her surgery.
Jay: I know right? After all the fun we have had, and continue to have at her expense, she’s coming on.
Matt: Such a trooper.
Jay: Man…as much shit as we have given her, she is a Super Trooper!!
Matt: And she is getting healthy…getting in shape…good spring time thing to do.
Jay: Oh Hell yeah.
Matt: Hey…We could call this Sunday’s show…Spring Cleaning!!
Jay: We could but that doesn’t really relate to Dana’s surgery.
Matt: Yeah, okay. Hmmmmm?
Jay: We could however, incorporate the vernal rebirth of life and other things that come along with Spring.
Matt: Damn right...Window opening. Plant planting. Gutter cleaning.
Jay: Car tune-ups. Becoming one with Nature. Allergy sneezing.
Matt: Cooking out.
Jay: Drinking beer.
Matt and Jay: Women wearing access-friendly, low-cut shirts, and high, tight shorts. Sahhhhlute!!
Jay: Oh shit dude!!
Matt: Oh No!! What?
Jay: Dana has had some complications, and will be going back into the hospital, and can’t be on Sunday.
Matt: Oh Holy Hell!! That’s awful.
Jay: I know…I hope she’s going to be okay.
Matt: Well yeah…I mean, that too, but now we need a new guest on short notice.
Jay: See? That’s why some people just don’t like you. Simply thinking about yourself.
Matt: I’m sorry. I’ll put a shout out for prayers for Dana on Facebook.
Jay: And you think that makes your cold and callous selfishness okay?
Matt: Well, I mean…I cou---
Jay: But…That was pretty rude of her to say she’d come on the show and then have complications.
Matt: I know right!?
Jay: I guess now WE have to get a hold of Martin, Jim Ed Dobbs, and Dixie Ozark so they can help out.
Matt: Yep. And Paul Piatt, Stubby Stonehenge, and perhaps that new Nursery down the road.
Jay: Jesus Christ…When people get sick or have an operation, they never realize how it affects others.
Matt: Tell me about it. Schmoop still has this phantom tube sticking out of her gut.
Jay: Well…in spite of Dana’s ill-timed remittance to Haughtier Than You Hospital, we’ll make it work.
Matt: Because we are professionals.
Jay: At least we have that.
Matt: We’ll talk Spring and have a good time.
Jay: Damn right, because at long last, Spring has sprung.
Matt: Word, and maybe…people will call-in and tell us how much they love lack of winter.
Jay: If they don’t, we can always blame it on Dana.
Matt: And we will.
Jay: Later Dude, guess I HAVE TO GET TO WORK NOW; THANKS DANA.
Matt: Yeah…ME TOO, THANKS DANA!!
Jay and Matt: But everyone…Join us LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET for the IWS Radio Show on Blog Talk Radio by clicking, HERE!!
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Matt: Hiya Chuckles!!Jay: What‘s Up?
Matt: My blood alcohol concentration. I’m on my third Steel Reserve.
Jay: Well make sure you take notes then, or we’ll be having this discussion again tomorrow.
Matt: Okay hold on… writing down, “Take Notes.” Got it.
Jay: Oh this will be good.
Matt: Hey!!
Jay: What?
Matt: It is so cool that Dana is going to be on our show Sunday to discuss her surgery.
Jay: I know right? After all the fun we have had, and continue to have at her expense, she’s coming on.
Matt: Such a trooper.
Jay: Man…as much shit as we have given her, she is a Super Trooper!!
Matt: And she is getting healthy…getting in shape…good spring time thing to do.
Jay: Oh Hell yeah.
Matt: Hey…We could call this Sunday’s show…Spring Cleaning!!
Jay: We could but that doesn’t really relate to Dana’s surgery.
Matt: Yeah, okay. Hmmmmm?
Jay: We could however, incorporate the vernal rebirth of life and other things that come along with Spring.
Matt: Damn right...Window opening. Plant planting. Gutter cleaning.
Jay: Car tune-ups. Becoming one with Nature. Allergy sneezing.
Matt: Cooking out.
Jay: Drinking beer.
Matt and Jay: Women wearing access-friendly, low-cut shirts, and high, tight shorts. Sahhhhlute!!
Jay: Oh shit dude!!
Matt: Oh No!! What?Jay: Dana has had some complications, and will be going back into the hospital, and can’t be on Sunday.
Matt: Oh Holy Hell!! That’s awful.
Jay: I know…I hope she’s going to be okay.
Matt: Well yeah…I mean, that too, but now we need a new guest on short notice.
Jay: See? That’s why some people just don’t like you. Simply thinking about yourself.
Matt: I’m sorry. I’ll put a shout out for prayers for Dana on Facebook.
Jay: And you think that makes your cold and callous selfishness okay?
Matt: Well, I mean…I cou---
Jay: But…That was pretty rude of her to say she’d come on the show and then have complications.
Matt: I know right!?
Jay: I guess now WE have to get a hold of Martin, Jim Ed Dobbs, and Dixie Ozark so they can help out.
Matt: Yep. And Paul Piatt, Stubby Stonehenge, and perhaps that new Nursery down the road.
Jay: Jesus Christ…When people get sick or have an operation, they never realize how it affects others.
Matt: Tell me about it. Schmoop still has this phantom tube sticking out of her gut.
Jay: Well…in spite of Dana’s ill-timed remittance to Haughtier Than You Hospital, we’ll make it work.
Matt: Because we are professionals.
Jay: At least we have that.
Matt: We’ll talk Spring and have a good time.
Jay: Damn right, because at long last, Spring has sprung.
Matt: Word, and maybe…people will call-in and tell us how much they love lack of winter.
Jay: If they don’t, we can always blame it on Dana.
Matt: And we will.
Jay: Later Dude, guess I HAVE TO GET TO WORK NOW; THANKS DANA.
Matt: Yeah…ME TOO, THANKS DANA!!
Jay and Matt: But everyone…Join us LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET for the IWS Radio Show on Blog Talk Radio by clicking, HERE!!
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