Making Love Out of Nothing at All

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Cheeeeeeeeeers and a Happy Post-Super Bowl Monday to you all!!<br /><br />I bet many of you who are reading this, have a hangover, which is good, because this post only gets worse from here, and so will your hangover!!<br /><br />And you know what?  I find that fucking funny.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikpsBHhK5JjlsgXn3DJKhxmR5MydEv46ZvpZp1YC81QJqZHImgFj1Vaayj0LjaRMhsoydneXq04zIMKCnR4yBW6tE7wCQFre99hGcGplDljWgaiEc_X0oS4wezIg2hyphenhyphenqZHf4xy_aUfq9U7/s1600/Air+Supply+Gay+As+Hell.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikpsBHhK5JjlsgXn3DJKhxmR5MydEv46ZvpZp1YC81QJqZHImgFj1Vaayj0LjaRMhsoydneXq04zIMKCnR4yBW6tE7wCQFre99hGcGplDljWgaiEc_X0oS4wezIg2hyphenhyphenqZHf4xy_aUfq9U7/s1600/Air+Supply+Gay+As+Hell.jpg" width="400" /></a>Seriously…<br /><br />Of late, the Monday IWS Radio website post has revolved around a recap of the Sunday IWS radio show broadcast, which of course, we didn't do yesterday because most Americans were watching the Super Bowl.<br /><br />So…<br /><br />I have to think of something else to write about.  Which of course, isn't fair, hmmmmmmm?<br /><br />Y’know?<br /><br />I should still be allowed to write about last night’s IWS Radio show…even though we didn't have one, because…<br /><br />I bet if we had broadcast a show last night, it would have been awesome!!<br /><br />Jay would have opined; I would have pontificated, and the audience would have laugh until they stopped.<br /><br />But alas…<br /><br />We didn't do a show on which to report, so instead…<br /><br />I am left here to type in a manner that merely gets the word count of this essay up to a level which makes it appear as though I put some real thought and effort into this post.<br /><br />And in fact, not including the sentence that you are currently reading, I am up to 203 words, which proves something that I have known all along…<br /><br />I can say nothing as well as anyone…or is it anybody?  Those two words have always confused me. Anyhoo…<br /><br />Jayman and I will be doing a show this coming Sunday, February 9th as we celebrate Valentine’s Day, and how it’s a fucking bullshit holiday that revolves around women demanding a price tag on their love, and if it is not met?<br /><br />Their significant other is a dead man.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi38cheGtYTp1ACaVt9UyLYKb0HN_E36tNvTVulG5vH4lL20MqHbdndnqR92JT8yaRwaXHi7qIbwtt4m1jspVUwr40MgUjGVGrj-TKoaY7rqyuQWTniZEvG5pjlhNqUOlF5BKKoiVw1N8P5/s1600/Kick+to+The+Cock.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi38cheGtYTp1ACaVt9UyLYKb0HN_E36tNvTVulG5vH4lL20MqHbdndnqR92JT8yaRwaXHi7qIbwtt4m1jspVUwr40MgUjGVGrj-TKoaY7rqyuQWTniZEvG5pjlhNqUOlF5BKKoiVw1N8P5/s1600/Kick+to+The+Cock.jpg" width="400" /></a>Yeah…Valentine’s Day is full of love. Full of men getting kicked in the emotional junk and left needing a Viagra just in order to get it up enough to not pee all over their own feet.<br /><br />I remember buying flowers for my wife one Valentine’s Day…They were elegant, well crafted, and the most beautiful shade of red I had ever seen.<br /><br />Unfortunately…<br /><br />I found out post roso facto, that that year she was in to yellow roses, and evidently my red roses were a big “fuck you” to her yellow rose fascination, of which, I knew nothing about.<br /><br />That was years ago, but yeah, you guessed it…she’s still a cunt.<br /><br />Anyway, as I really have nothing to say tonight, I’ll just end it here, and invite you all to listen to Jayman and I next Sunday from 8-10 PM ET…<br /><br />We will have a hilarious, heart-felt Valentine’s Day themed show, which may or may not include midgets with big hearts, along with huge assed wives who have no souls.<br /><br />Until then…<br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><br /><i>Matt-Man</i><br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@MattMan_IWS</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a> </div>

Making Love Out of Nothing at All

Cheeeeeeeeeers and a Happy Post-Super Bowl Monday to you all!! I bet many of you who are reading this, have a hangover, which is good, becau...

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