Matt Said, Jay Said 21613

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Matt whimpers…Jay moans…You get their assisted living rooms ready.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJMBLl6OvNPHLVtWPabDKQjtLAk57wdxWrVcmEsi-Z517k79KklxVo0LHt5ZB3uv1-MYSjlAUxvP-ceTL0ttHNffg6DpTyr1U_O1-ZD72CIU0GGVnXSp1MiIpeb83gZO2hWnAPZ5KaI_c/s1600/Christopher+Dorner+Sexy+Murderer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="291" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJMBLl6OvNPHLVtWPabDKQjtLAk57wdxWrVcmEsi-Z517k79KklxVo0LHt5ZB3uv1-MYSjlAUxvP-ceTL0ttHNffg6DpTyr1U_O1-ZD72CIU0GGVnXSp1MiIpeb83gZO2hWnAPZ5KaI_c/s320/Christopher+Dorner+Sexy+Murderer.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Matt:  Hellooooo?<br />Jay:  Wait a minute…(garbled noise) (more garbled noise) Okay…Hi.<br />Matt:  What the hell were you doing?  Stuffing a dead hooker in your fridge?<br />Jay:  I was tryi----<br />Matt:  Hold on…my boss is calling me, I’ll you alert as to when he is done.<br />Jay:  Okay.<br /><br />(five minutes pass, Jay calls back)<br /><br />Matt:  Howdy.<br />Jay:  Could you answer your damn phone?<br />Matt:  I just did.<br />Jay:  I mean on the first ring.<br />Matt:  Hell no…I’m old, and my kidneys hurt.  Takes me awhile to get to it.<br />Jay:  Alright.<br />Matt:  How’s your back?<br />Jay:  It has felt like shit since I put together that table this week.<br />Matt:  Whatafuckingshame…What are we going to talk about on Saturday’s show?<br /><br />Jay:  I was going to ask you.<br />Matt:  Well…I had two thoughts.<br />Jay:  Wow, that’s impressive…and unprecedented.<br />Matt:  Cute…Either, Open Phone Line Saturday, or a President’s Day show type thing and...<br />Jay:  Giving up Rose and Steel Reserve has made you more lucid, but I dunno, those ideas seem a bit….<br />Matt:  Orrrrrr…We could talk about guys who are afraid to give up Pepsi for Lent.<br /><br />Jay:  I loooooove the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/02/17/open-line-saturday" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><i>Open Phone Line Saturday</i></span></a> idea.<br />Matt:  Yeah. I mean the President’s Day thing would be good, but…<br />Jay:  But who really cares?<br />Matt:  Exactly…we want numbers and ratings.<br />Jay:  Damn right, we’re not beneath putting quantity before quality.<br />Matt:  Never have been.<br />Jay:  Never will.<br /><br />Matt:  We can encourage listeners to call-in and get whatever is <i>on</i> their chest, <i>off</i> their chest.<br />Jay:  They could speak their mind about the Russian meteor, Chuck Hagel, or the State of the Union.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKBUuKfuypSZtK2leLfgCdhkMs-vLpcWIOHVmwmxJhVYsiWQSh29kH0cl90-d2ZLXIoFKKNLp7B5AaZiZ6i2DrMofwfGMdetxE3cMTZNftZXYLQazyNotzsCFkuA9NGCvParhfmJnpWYk/s1600/Oscar-Pistorius+Murder+Girlfriend.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKBUuKfuypSZtK2leLfgCdhkMs-vLpcWIOHVmwmxJhVYsiWQSh29kH0cl90-d2ZLXIoFKKNLp7B5AaZiZ6i2DrMofwfGMdetxE3cMTZNftZXYLQazyNotzsCFkuA9NGCvParhfmJnpWYk/s400/Oscar-Pistorius+Murder+Girlfriend.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt:  They could chime in on Oscar Pistorius the legless sprinter who killed his girlfriend.<br />Jay:  Frankly, I am stumped as to why he did that.<br />Matt:  IKR?<br />Jay:  We could open up the phone lines for opinions on Christopher Dorner, and what constitutes a cabin.<br />Matt:  Excellent!!  We could also talk about the fact that today is Singles Awareness Day.<br /><br />Jay:  It’s what?  Sing---?<br />Matt:  Singles Awareness Day.  After Valentine’s Day, single people have <i>their</i> special day.<br />Jay:  Oh wow…I didn't know that.<br />Matt:  Well now you do, so I guess in this case, an “Awareness Day” actually worked.<br />Jay:  How ‘bout that?  Fascinating.  I’ll make sure to nuke a special Hormel Meal for One today.<br /><br />Matt:  So I guess we’re set.  Hope the listeners support our efforts and call-in, but if not…<br />Jay:  If not, we have plenty of magic with which to work our speculative comedy.<br />Matt:  Alrighty then. I will see you on the air at 11 PM ET tonight!!<br />Jay:  Yep…Provided my back doesn't go out again.<br />Matt:  And my kidney pain doesn't flare back up.<br />Jay and Matt:  I think we’re ready for Open Line Saturday!!<br /><br />If you’d like to listen in, and or call-in LIVE TONIGHT at 11 PM ET on the IWS Open Line Radio Show you can click right : <i><span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/02/17/open-line-saturday" target="_blank">HERE</a></span></i> <br /><i>.</i><br /><i>.</i></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said 21613

Matt whimpers…Jay moans…You get their assisted living rooms ready. Matt:  Hellooooo? Jay:  Wait a minute…(garbled noise) (more garbled noise...

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