Christmas Fun and Games

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It’s Christmas Eve and we’re all really busy with last minute shopping, cooking and family fun. Before things get out of hand though, IWS Radio has a couple of pretty fun audios for your enjoyment. If you listened to “Holly Jolly Festivus” this week, then you heard both of these. If you didn’t, then SHAME ON YOU!! I mean, then here’s your chance to check out some of the jocularity you missed! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal">First we have Santa Claus doing his standup comedy routine for us.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/OM89HgvEgjQ" width="420"></iframe><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Next, we’ve got the IWS Players (Paul Piatt, Bobby Kraft, Dixie Ozark, Malcolm Eckstein, Made in Canada Jamie, Dusty Sandman and Stubby Stonehenge) performing “Twas the Night Before Christmas.”</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/mayV8G87WJ8" width="420"></iframe><br /><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Thank you to everyone out there who has supported IWS Radio and listened and read our blog! We love each and every one of you guys! Merry Christmas!!!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div></div></div>

Christmas Fun and Games

Holaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It’s Christmas Eve and we’re all really busy with last minute shopping, cooking and family fun. Before things get out of h...

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Hit Me With Your Best Shot

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Last night was yet another EPIC episode of IWS Radio. Matt and Jay are normally not all that confrontational and they HATE to criticize, but sometimes it’s necessary to call some people out. That’s exactly what your heroes at IWS did. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt and Jay took down just about everyone at MSNBC and only really had one conflict. Matt is a fan of cute little Ethra Klein while Jay doesn’t find him all that appealing. Matt also heaped praise on Morning Joe which Jay has no opinion on because the show is over before he gets out of bed each morning. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Some other people that were roasted (kinda) include Tina Fey, Chuck Todd, Bill Simmons, Jalen Rose, Doug Collins, Harold Ford Jr, and of course, Chris Christie. In fact, we had exclusive audio from Chris Christie doing karaoke this weekend at a dive bar in Jersey City. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">In addition to that excitement, Dixie Ozark had an exclusive interview with Chris Christie “associate” Jimmy “Three Fingers” Tortelli which was eye-opening and a little scary. Kirk Douglas chimed in with the weather and (s)he talked about some of the strange changes (s)he has undergone since being sick. Al Sharpton sat in for Paul Piatt, Slyder Ballzcock celebrated the Russian ladies curling team and then took a run at Bob Costas. Bobby Kraft went in on President Obama, Tom Cotton and Congressman Cotton’s prissy, finger-wagging mother. Aaaaaaaaaand Rachel Maddow contributed in a big way to the show. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Then we took a call from JesseFerg and um, “celebrated” another one of the great shows on the BlogTalkRadio Network. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal">All in all, a great show! Definitely check it out!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="370" src="https://player.cinchcast.com/?show_id=5906293&platformId=1&assetType=single" width="400"></iframe><br /><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;">Popular Comedy Internet Radio with <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid" rel="nofollow">IWS Radio</a> on BlogTalkRadio</div></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />Yeah, I know I've been a little critical of her in the past (and maybe last night) but doesn't Tina Fey look terrific? And JesseFerg insists that she hasn't had any work done. He knows these things.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpvgnRoSnZ0oobSHQy3pT1hJUTIbVbyFLnPEJwLl6sejJn1wchAfylZSotlSNZvKfqLCOdmba7yuhvWUP-6Sythcdg9p92z2chN265DkXeOOnID63DiFUS584zQpMUli-xzPbZijkuqPgp/s1600/tina+fey+amy+poehler+hot+gold+globes+2014.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpvgnRoSnZ0oobSHQy3pT1hJUTIbVbyFLnPEJwLl6sejJn1wchAfylZSotlSNZvKfqLCOdmba7yuhvWUP-6Sythcdg9p92z2chN265DkXeOOnID63DiFUS584zQpMUli-xzPbZijkuqPgp/s1600/tina+fey+amy+poehler+hot+gold+globes+2014.jpg" /></a></div><br /><br /></div></div>

Hit Me With Your Best Shot

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The Beatles...Help!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoEenXKanHQ0LOah-1j3yAsbVlohrSkahJNXp0Q1HIC6h5HMjTaecQ07GnOmjBMG5INOcYEbimk8SKMs-HhnlzuISUYRn1IBCCU5wSosWHYvgUCk7Vv85Uw3a9eItSta3ep6uMqwKw5eHj/s1600/IWS+Season+4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoEenXKanHQ0LOah-1j3yAsbVlohrSkahJNXp0Q1HIC6h5HMjTaecQ07GnOmjBMG5INOcYEbimk8SKMs-HhnlzuISUYRn1IBCCU5wSosWHYvgUCk7Vv85Uw3a9eItSta3ep6uMqwKw5eHj/s400/IWS+Season+4.jpg" width="400" /></a>Cheeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads!!<br /><br />Today’s post?  Well, it’s not really funny.  I mean, most of the IWS posts do present a modicum of humor, but this one?<br /><br />Not so much.<br /><br />This post is, as we say in the blog and radio business, a “housekeeping” post, and well, a note to the BTR shows out there that think they can usurp our Number One standing…that it ain’t gonna happen too often.<br /><br />Read me now and acknowledge it later, Jay and I have dedicated ourselves to becoming even more creative than we already are.<br /><br />I know what you’re thinking, but no, it’s true!!  We can actually be funnier and more creative than we already are.<br /><br />However, there is one thing that we need from you in order to carry out our successful trek down the path of creative nirvana.<br /><br />YOU!!<br /><br />That’s right…<br /><br />Jayman and I have brought you Drew Peacock, Slyder Balzcock, Martin, Stubby Stonehenge, Bobby Craft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and other great, well-informed IWS characters, but we want more.  And doggone it, YOU deserve more.<br /><br />Jay and I are well on our way to transforming IWS Radio from a devil-may-care internet hangout, into a bastion of must listen to radio, with a roundtable discussion much like the McLaughlin Group and an entertaining and electrifying Halloween dramedy, much akin to Orson Welles’, War of the Worlds.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikSFKqkt9lkBcvZxeT50u7RoZ7uK33cLoGJt0jDXAnHtcvnQaGmjAUBQSd-HQB8uotAJLwurOOEw73d1i1ydbOSi1ZfVKfDFw-5MOQTDrqdqDc1MIKBKWamVwxvE7NkenkqN1MjYKBjc_B/s1600/sofia-vergara-emmys-HOT.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikSFKqkt9lkBcvZxeT50u7RoZ7uK33cLoGJt0jDXAnHtcvnQaGmjAUBQSd-HQB8uotAJLwurOOEw73d1i1ydbOSi1ZfVKfDFw-5MOQTDrqdqDc1MIKBKWamVwxvE7NkenkqN1MjYKBjc_B/s320/sofia-vergara-emmys-HOT.jpg" width="320" /></a>Can we do it?  Yes we can!!  Can we do it?  We’re the Man!!  Er…men…whatever, and however…<br /><br />We need your help.  Y’know?  Next month NPR stations will be kicking off their Fall Pledge Drives, and well, so are we here today.  However…<br /><br />We aren’t asking for money, although that would be nice; we are asking for talent.<br /><br />It takes a lot of time to talk back and forth with our many IWS correspondents, so perhaps, you would like to become one yourself.<br /><br />We love what we do, but let me tell ya…<br /><br />Jay and I aren’t no young dudes, and even with the uber-lovely Schmoop and hot as hell Jamie helpin’ out, it ain’t no Ferris Wheel ride.<br /><br />So c’mon…Write a post for us.  Tell us something funny.  Record a new character who we could bring into our show.<br /><br />It’s free and easy, just like your hosts. (Take that Doc Thompson)<br /><br />If you have an idea for a show, a new character, would like to record something, or tell us to fuck off, let us know.<br /><br />We would love to hear from you, well…not so much the fucking off part, if that’s your shtick.<br /><br />So that’s it for now, but let me tell you…<br /><br />Our newish correspondents, Drew Peacock and Malcolm Eckstein lit the world on fire yesterday on IWS Radio.  Thousands laughed, and thousands were offended.  A perfect mix.<br /><br />And folks, to listen to all of that frivolity that you missed, you can click on the player below.  Paul Piatt, Drew Peacock, Dusty Sandman, and Malcolm Eckstein rocked the house.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="370" src="http://player.cinchcast.com/?show_id=5449125&platformId=1&assetType=single" width="400"></iframe></div><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;"><br /></div><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><br />Matt-Man<br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattmaniws</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a></div>

The Beatles...Help!!

Cheeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads!! Today’s post?  Well, it’s not really funny.  I mean, most of the IWS posts do present a modicum of humor, but t...

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Saying Goodbye to Jay Leno on MSJS

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Holaaaaaaaaaaa!<br />Jay: Cheers!!! <br />Matt: How the hell are ya?<br />Jay: I’m cold dammit! That’s how I am! <br />Matt: YOU’RE COLD? Try shoveling snow every other day. <br />Jay: You enjoy that shit. <br />Matt: Enjoy-ED! Past tense buddy. This is bullshit! <br />Jay: You got that right. <br />Matt: I’m tired of 20 layers of clothes. <br />Jay: And wondering if the car will start. <br />Matt: And frozen ears, noses and fingers. <br />Jay: And shriveled up ball sacks. <br />Matt: We could have done without that visual. <br />Jay: Gotta let the people know how bad it is. <br />Matt: Well, true dat. How’s your parking lot?<br />Jay: Tara Lipinski could do a skating routine on it. <br />Matt: That would be fun to see.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz9NddF2F2pNNXzgwlxrOCdeRP8VplVMDy4dFVoLO5Hy8o7LfQPMV3WM_Cx8U6ol0fgihgdX5VDtZ5YQdjhj4dpeY9WocdCPirt1Uifk7ZEInP9-hyVuAwuAYQMQaoE6IshbDHY4NMrv1A/s1600/Tara+Lipinski+Nude+Hot+Ass+Sexy+Legs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz9NddF2F2pNNXzgwlxrOCdeRP8VplVMDy4dFVoLO5Hy8o7LfQPMV3WM_Cx8U6ol0fgihgdX5VDtZ5YQdjhj4dpeY9WocdCPirt1Uifk7ZEInP9-hyVuAwuAYQMQaoE6IshbDHY4NMrv1A/s1600/Tara+Lipinski+Nude+Hot+Ass+Sexy+Legs.jpg" /></a></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Oh dude! Speaking of the Olympics…<br />Matt: Were we? <br />Jay: Kind of.<br />Matt: Okay, carry on then. <br />Jay: Ludmila Privivkova isn’t on the Russian Curling team this time!<br />Matt: Oh no!!! <br />Jay: IKR? I’m devastated. <br />Matt: What happened? <br />Jay: I guess she got too old and couldn’t keep up.<br />Matt: Sports is brutal on people as they age. <br />Jay: Yeah, curling is probably hard on the knees.<br />Matt: And the elbows and wrists pushing that broom so hard. <br />Jay: Sad to see the greats leave the game though. <br />Matt: True. Hey, did she ever approve your Facebook friend request?<br />Jay: No! <br />Matt: So rude! <br />Jay: IKR? That’s okay though, I dumped her. <br />Matt: Oh really? For whom? <br />Jay: I sent her replacement Anna Sidorova a friend request today. <br />Matt: Well done sir! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg87dMrfhw_cK3_XhGoeNY9Dvcl4kXY-tiYpFTyMQfP4tlQD2ZdvGayCw4NaAbS2zgPJ4Y1UEXHY-Q9m4GGzwt3q_T96TNwokKpBPfGkIOsZPlDi0-LIzbmkSrSD2hzba2z7Vcr24BRmP7Q/s1600/Anna+Sidorova+Russian+Curler+Nude+Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="351" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg87dMrfhw_cK3_XhGoeNY9Dvcl4kXY-tiYpFTyMQfP4tlQD2ZdvGayCw4NaAbS2zgPJ4Y1UEXHY-Q9m4GGzwt3q_T96TNwokKpBPfGkIOsZPlDi0-LIzbmkSrSD2hzba2z7Vcr24BRmP7Q/s1600/Anna+Sidorova+Russian+Curler+Nude+Hot.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Well it only makes sense to do that right before Valentine’s Day.<br />Matt: You make a good point. <br />Jay: Just like it only makes sense to talk love and shit this week on IWS.<br />Matt: Dude! You’re on a roll! <br />Jay: We really need to blow the lid of this bullshit V-Day crap. <br />Matt: Oh we’re going too! <br />Jay: Drew Peacock might have some thoughts on it. <br />Matt: You know Paul Piatt does. <br />Jay: Pfffffttt … V-Day is made for him! <br />Matt: And Slyder is covering the Olympics. <br />Jay: Of course! We MIGHT have a Smug report too.<br />Matt: That would be nice. Also? Aunt Jackie might do a song! <br />Jay: She as the voice of an angel dude! <br />Matt: That she does. <br />Jay: Buddy Acapella should do something too. <br />Matt: A medley of bad love songs. <br />Jay: That is freaking brilliant! <br />Matt: Word. <br />Jay: I’m sure we can get Bobby Kraft to chime in.<br />Matt: And Schmoop<br />Jay: And who knows what else we’ll come up with. <br />Matt: Our imagination knows no bounds. <br />Jay: True dat. <br />Matt: Damn this show is gonna RAWK! <br />Jay: I can’t wait! <br />Matt: Me either! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Also, Matt-Man and Jayman would like to take a moment to honor our friend and colleague Jay Leno as he ends his amazing 22 year run on the Tonight Show. Best of luck to you in the future and you have a standing invitation to join us on IWS Radio anytime you want!  <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGdde5F9idouA3oY5w3HxQ-bq4USe_qq7i2YKOxMdsRSFw3oLuySLcVJRoKFqqK_envOCQTSUm6xJEyo2E-MMPkinedp1TDOOEi_WjX6GP4NE1IlEDYLPvnIfQTT0rPvgG7OXye49-R2g4/s1600/Jay+Leno+Asshole+Jerk+Not+Funny+Tonight+Show.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGdde5F9idouA3oY5w3HxQ-bq4USe_qq7i2YKOxMdsRSFw3oLuySLcVJRoKFqqK_envOCQTSUm6xJEyo2E-MMPkinedp1TDOOEi_WjX6GP4NE1IlEDYLPvnIfQTT0rPvgG7OXye49-R2g4/s1600/Jay+Leno+Asshole+Jerk+Not+Funny+Tonight+Show.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Tune into “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2014/02/10/its-hot-as-an-oven-in-the-love-shack" target="_blank">It’s as Hot as an Oven in the Love Shack</a>” Sunday at 8 pm ET and let’s give Valentine’s Day the treatment it deserves! <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Saying Goodbye to Jay Leno on MSJS

Matt: Holaaaaaaaaaaa! Jay: Cheers!!! Matt: How the hell are ya? Jay: I’m cold dammit! That’s how I am! Matt: YOU’RE COLD? Try shoveling snow...

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Matt Said...Jay Said...Formula 409

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The Beer Mine...Offering Folks a Respite From the Heat

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0VYFYmuwK56g6xXFcnCjpBf1t2zr6eDk4BxAcThoAZGLO6_poBleYzVsO-1e2vTJzuqJ1Ztv2B6VSbli4RRPaQfH6xF966d1JxgYd-q5JNa9cD9F7Xug2LEyJsA5quxvW9FJYCW2gwgA/s1600/Beer+Mine.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="293" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0VYFYmuwK56g6xXFcnCjpBf1t2zr6eDk4BxAcThoAZGLO6_poBleYzVsO-1e2vTJzuqJ1Ztv2B6VSbli4RRPaQfH6xF966d1JxgYd-q5JNa9cD9F7Xug2LEyJsA5quxvW9FJYCW2gwgA/s400/Beer+Mine.jpg" width="400" /></a>Cheers Chuckleheads and welcome to Summer 2013.  A heat wave has finally hit the Greater Bagwine Metroplex as temps will be in the 90’s all week.<br /><br />On top of that, the owner of the locally famous and world wide infamous Beer Mine is on vacation this week so that leaves yours truly in charge of operations through this Saturday.<br /><br />I feel that I should make my mark in the drive through beverage business and enact some changes while Drive-By Mikey is away.<br /><br />So, The Beer Mine will be celebrating a different theme every day this week…<br /><br /><b>Monday is Free Wing Day!!</b>  If you so choose, I will, like a cannon, wing a 40 oz. bottle of King Cobra Malt Liquor at you and if you catch it, it’s yours FREE.  If it shatters and forever disfigures your face, you owe me a buck ninety-two.<br /><br /><b>Tuesday is Buy One Get One Free Day!!</b>  Anything and everything we sell at The Beer Mine is two for one; of course, Tuesday is also Twice the Usual Price on All Products Day, so it’s a win-win for both myself and the patrons.<br /><br /><b>Wednesday is Hump Day!!</b>  Sometimes, I just love to give of myself and go all out for the customers.<br /><br /><b>Thursday is Thirsty Thursday!!</b>  With every purchase of $100 or more, you will receive a free dum dum sucker and a voucher for a free bottle of ice cold Ice Mountain water on your next visit.<br /><br /><b>Friday is Freaky Friday!!</b>  I know that when you come through this Friday you are going to happily stupefied when you notice upon your leaving that I have given you back then entire amount of change you were due.  Sure, it’ll cut down on my “tips”, but I am willing to sacrifice for you, the customer.<br /><br /><b>Saturday is Fire Sale Day!!</b>  Why a Fire Sale you ask?  Because, after working sixty-seven hours at The Beer Mine this week, I am going to torch the joint to the ground.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>So there you have it…a week of good-natured celebration as we endure the week of heat that has come to visit the Bagwine, Ohio area.<br /><br />While you are deciding which day or days are best for you to through, you can listen to yesterday’s IWS Radio Show.  Jayman and I bought on the Heatwave of Hilarity.  We along with Chris Matthews, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton talked about the George Zimmerman verdict.  Ed from Detroit chimed in as well.<br /><br />Dusty Sandman had the traffic report, Dixie Ozark interviewed Bobby Kraft about his motion picture debut, and we capped things by talking with Mrs. Luis who is married to one of America’s newest citizen, Luis the Beer Mine Iceman.  We also announced the debut of the Paul Piatt Facebook page.<br /><br />If you missed it live you can listen to all of the hot hilarity right here:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="370" src="http://player.cinchcast.com/?show_id=5121383&platformId=1&assetType=single" width="400"></iframe></div><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;"><br /></div><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><br />Matt-Man<br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></a><br /><span style="color: blue;"><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a> </span></div>

The Beer Mine...Offering Folks a Respite From the Heat

Cheers Chuckleheads and welcome to Summer 2013.  A heat wave has finally hit the Greater Bagwine Metroplex as temps will be in the 90’s all ...

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IWS Person of the Week...Sen. Ted Cruz

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">The news coming out of Washington, D.C. of late can be summed up in two words...TED CRUZ.<br /><br />Damn right.  U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is a Cuban-Canadian turned Lone Star State maverick which means of course, he is one bad ass mutha-Shut Yer Mouth, eh?<br /><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhBerJVMq1giR7fKmfMw0HDqNpkXZ_cjUHMmx0PT-xsSqvNAav0VoVmv-xCKVWskQTsT-6thmZJkVAoz3y0Ti2iAIQl0hwDZsONz-eB4epURpl6VoQczzQRvHcAEhPQE0OQqbl8QyKqVW1/s1600/Ted+Cruz+Tea+Party+Rebel.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="315" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhBerJVMq1giR7fKmfMw0HDqNpkXZ_cjUHMmx0PT-xsSqvNAav0VoVmv-xCKVWskQTsT-6thmZJkVAoz3y0Ti2iAIQl0hwDZsONz-eB4epURpl6VoQczzQRvHcAEhPQE0OQqbl8QyKqVW1/s320/Ted+Cruz+Tea+Party+Rebel.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">He stood on the Senate floor this past week and for 21+ hours and spewed his righteous indignation toward the Black Magic of Obamacare and at anachronistic legislators whose relevance has long passed.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Some would prefer to run away and hide from the brutal truth and painfully prophetic words of Sen. Cruz. But he is blocking the door...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwdnXewVj-5OKTC3xsyyQp8IY7aEY0Ui0VfVW89Acq4Hid6Zj3whPXNg3WODUu2pDJdsN8VXpgAuErMSkfSUMmO8bNZEE_0_k6mFi9JucwoLvotbtMUOHGJ8CH_7ydfApnMeDhawji1f73/s1600/Ted+Cruz+Stupid.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwdnXewVj-5OKTC3xsyyQp8IY7aEY0Ui0VfVW89Acq4Hid6Zj3whPXNg3WODUu2pDJdsN8VXpgAuErMSkfSUMmO8bNZEE_0_k6mFi9JucwoLvotbtMUOHGJ8CH_7ydfApnMeDhawji1f73/s400/Ted+Cruz+Stupid.jpg" width="301" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Oh sure, some people, Democrats and Republicans alike have tried to turn Ted Cruz into some sort of crazy, self-promoting monster, however...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">When he is not being a human bullhorn for truth, justice, and the American Way, Teddy is a gentle, caring man, and a great listener.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigk7r9BrUDd45Vl3MCXjWvj-iZWuJAeAkG9wKEP9eM4avl0MdVyfcCLjof9x_7TViyTXV8gc9hHezu3f6QsLQGO3c5HV9cPl0lj6zEPFQOWGvulYkDXd0JqoRQiZdFiugcoFoJYsJMMUgS/s1600/Ted+Cruz+Sexy+Metrosexual.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigk7r9BrUDd45Vl3MCXjWvj-iZWuJAeAkG9wKEP9eM4avl0MdVyfcCLjof9x_7TViyTXV8gc9hHezu3f6QsLQGO3c5HV9cPl0lj6zEPFQOWGvulYkDXd0JqoRQiZdFiugcoFoJYsJMMUgS/s320/Ted+Cruz+Sexy+Metrosexual.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">You know you want him, and pay no never mind to his playful coyness, this charming Harvard grad knows that you want him too...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbGRDmjjqYxkLF_FFOjUu24YEREeOxjvPo1DOrGKqcbAF97rHEOLmK1aeRul5fGfQT1OSDANikIb2UH1ck9RwDj7XAq619J_0zmloqhfWGxBXzlX7qyVTXqa2q0Sac9_XW1BJOmodNVLw9/s1600/Ted+Cruz+Obamacare.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbGRDmjjqYxkLF_FFOjUu24YEREeOxjvPo1DOrGKqcbAF97rHEOLmK1aeRul5fGfQT1OSDANikIb2UH1ck9RwDj7XAq619J_0zmloqhfWGxBXzlX7qyVTXqa2q0Sac9_XW1BJOmodNVLw9/s400/Ted+Cruz+Obamacare.jpg" width="287" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><i>Congratulations and Godspeed to Sen. Ted Cruz.  This week's, IWS Person of the Week!!</i></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Don't forget to catch Jay and Matt on the<i><span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/09/29/cussin-the-egg-rolls" target="_blank">IWS Radio Show</a></span></i> today from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio. They have a HUGE line-up for you on this week's<i><span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/09/29/cussin-the-egg-rolls" target="_blank">Cussin' the Egg Rolls</a></span></i> episode.  How so, you ask? Well...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="background-color: white; border: none; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 1em; outline: none; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Today is Confucius Day kids! How exciting is that?  Confucius' lesser known brother Profucius will be with us to share his very special kind of wisdom with our vast and diverse worldwide audience along with celebrating all that is great about China. We'll also be checking in to see if Ted Cruz is still talking, and have a special edition of <i>The McLaughlin Group!</i></span></div><div style="background-color: white; border: none; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 1em; outline: none; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">We'll explore the <i>Sensual Side of Life</i> with Drew Peacock and of course visit the Poet's Corner with Paul Piatt, AAAAAANNNNDDDD a first ever<i> "Smugly Superior w/ Dana"</i> report!</span></div><div style="background-color: white; border: none; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 1em; outline: none; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">It's also International Coffee Day and National River something day so we'll have a few thoughts on that too.</span></div><div style="background-color: white; border: none; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 1em; outline: none; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Plus, we'll take YOUR CALLS!!!</span></div><div style="background-color: white; border: none; font-size: 16px; line-height: 22px; margin-bottom: 1em; outline: none; padding: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">You can join the fun and hilarity LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET by clicking <i><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/09/29/cussin-the-egg-rolls" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE!!</span></a></i></div></div></div>

IWS Person of the Week...Sen. Ted Cruz

The news coming out of Washington, D.C. of late can be summed up in two words...TED CRUZ. Damn right.  U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is a Cuban-...

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Matt Said, Jay Said...74>24 Degrees

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Matt Fertilizes…Jay Fertilizes…You Grow.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO4RE7sFxl1QfGvCGVVAsLE0W7UvpeDR_tZ6O1uokON1GB8Ih4bGuQekSyBIHBQGIgznagW0e4JXwZOKAzhvwPGKICcQGZ6D2sEM7z4WADoNbLhZWdK9fAGOJHPnZQFNogz6MfjJoD1Ps/s1600/cherry+blossom+spring+has+sprung.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="272" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO4RE7sFxl1QfGvCGVVAsLE0W7UvpeDR_tZ6O1uokON1GB8Ih4bGuQekSyBIHBQGIgznagW0e4JXwZOKAzhvwPGKICcQGZ6D2sEM7z4WADoNbLhZWdK9fAGOJHPnZQFNogz6MfjJoD1Ps/s400/cherry+blossom+spring+has+sprung.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt:  Hiya Chuckles!!<br />Jay:  What‘s Up?<br />Matt:  My blood alcohol concentration. I’m on my third Steel Reserve.<br />Jay:  Well make sure you take notes then, or we’ll be having this discussion again tomorrow.<br />Matt:  Okay hold on… writing down, <i>“Take Notes.”</i>  Got it.<br />Jay:  Oh this will be good.<br /><br />Matt:  Hey!!<br />Jay:  What?<br />Matt:  It is so cool that Dana is going to be on <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/28/at-long-last-spring" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">our show Sunday</span></i></a> to discuss her surgery.<br />Jay:  I know right?  After all the fun we have had, and continue to have at her expense, she’s coming on.<br />Matt:  Such a trooper.<br />Jay:  Man…as much shit as we have given her, she is a Super Trooper!!<br />Matt:  And she is getting healthy…getting in shape…good spring time thing to do.<br />Jay:  Oh Hell yeah.<br /><br />Matt:  Hey…We could call this Sunday’s show…Spring Cleaning!!<br />Jay:  We could but that doesn’t really relate to Dana’s surgery.<br />Matt:  Yeah, okay.  Hmmmmm?<br />Jay:  We could however, incorporate the vernal rebirth of life and other things that come along with Spring.<br /><br />Matt:  Damn right...Window opening.  Plant planting.  Gutter cleaning.<br />Jay:  Car tune-ups.  Becoming one with Nature.  Allergy sneezing.<br />Matt:  Cooking out.<br />Jay:  Drinking beer.<br />Matt and Jay:  Women wearing access-friendly, low-cut shirts, and high, tight shorts.  Sahhhhlute!!<br /><br />Jay:  Oh shit dude!!<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBE5O3dYehCL65vNN0xEI5pv8xNyADCCrnl215Ukd-HlF7L6SrcpowmuWp_paFe0GHbkiPqfaTmV34Zwh4ju8waNqLUex05FzHe7VkNl1E97yE9spmGO2Kr5kY3tX_jn2pjKy9uI9sk-I/s1600/spring-break-sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBE5O3dYehCL65vNN0xEI5pv8xNyADCCrnl215Ukd-HlF7L6SrcpowmuWp_paFe0GHbkiPqfaTmV34Zwh4ju8waNqLUex05FzHe7VkNl1E97yE9spmGO2Kr5kY3tX_jn2pjKy9uI9sk-I/s400/spring-break-sexy.jpg" width="375" /></a>Matt:  Oh No!!  What?<br />Jay:  Dana has had some complications, and will be going back into the hospital, and can’t be on Sunday.<br />Matt:  Oh Holy Hell!!  That’s awful.<br />Jay:  I know…I hope she’s going to be okay.<br />Matt:  Well yeah…I mean, that too, but now we need a new guest on short notice.<br /><br />Jay:  See?  That’s why some people just don’t like you.  Simply thinking about yourself.<br />Matt: I’m sorry.  I’ll put a shout out for prayers for Dana on Facebook.<br />Jay:  And you think that makes your cold and callous selfishness okay?<br />Matt:  Well, I mean…I cou---<br />Jay:  But…That <i>was</i> pretty rude of her to say she’d come on the show and then have complications.<br />Matt:  I know right!?<br /><br />Jay:  I guess now <i>WE</i> have to get a hold of Martin, Jim Ed Dobbs, and Dixie Ozark so they can help out.<br />Matt:  Yep.  And Paul Piatt, Stubby Stonehenge, and perhaps that new Nursery down the road.<br />Jay:  Jesus Christ…When people get sick or have an operation, they never realize how it affects others.<br />Matt:  Tell me about it.  Schmoop still has this phantom tube sticking out of her gut.<br /><br />Jay:  Well…in spite of Dana’s ill-timed remittance to Haughtier Than You Hospital, we’ll make it work.<br />Matt:  Because we are professionals.<br />Jay:  At least we have that.<br />Matt:  We’ll talk Spring and have a good time.<br />Jay:  Damn right, because at long last, Spring has sprung.<br /><br />Matt:  Word, and maybe…people will call-in and tell us how much they love lack of winter.<br />Jay:  If they don’t, we can always blame it on Dana.<br />Matt:  And we will.<br />Jay:  Later Dude, guess I HAVE TO GET TO WORK NOW; THANKS DANA.<br />Matt:  Yeah…ME TOO, THANKS DANA!!<br /><br />Jay and Matt:  But everyone…Join us LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET for the <i><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/28/at-long-last-spring" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">IWS Radio Show</span></a></i> on Blog Talk Radio by clicking, <i><span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/28/at-long-last-spring" target="_blank">HERE!! </a></span></i><br /><i><br /></i> <i><br /></i> <i><br /></i></div>Be sure to check out the I’m With Stupid podcast! 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Matt Said, Jay Said...74>24 Degrees

Matt Fertilizes…Jay Fertilizes…You Grow. Matt:  Hiya Chuckles!! Jay:  What‘s Up? Matt:  My blood alcohol concentration. I’m on my third Stee...

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Matt Said Jay Said 661.BIG.WULB

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtolS4H9MkoB5CIX2YBXqYl81IjnHv_-pRtys6kZcQqdB7waVidOy5qk8BaiSRXuiFHqfcOgkrE_NdH6UoDS2UCln77hPElNvd3QFFMr_Kp2-sPa_hyqZXDjw-yX2SHN_3GXEIWgsoAqU/s1600/Vanna+WHite+Hot+Sexy+Naked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtolS4H9MkoB5CIX2YBXqYl81IjnHv_-pRtys6kZcQqdB7waVidOy5qk8BaiSRXuiFHqfcOgkrE_NdH6UoDS2UCln77hPElNvd3QFFMr_Kp2-sPa_hyqZXDjw-yX2SHN_3GXEIWgsoAqU/s400/Vanna+WHite+Hot+Sexy+Naked.jpg" width="320" /></a>Matt coughs…Jay laughs…You, roll your eyes.<br /><br />Matt:  Redneckville, Arkansas!!  You‘re On!!<br />Jay:  That sounded nothing like Larry King.<br />Matt:  I was doing my Vanna White.<br />Jay:  Oh…well then…that was pretty good.<br />Matt:  Thank you.<br />Jay:  You’re very welcome.<br /><br />Matt:  Sooooo…what should this Sunday’s show be about?<br />Jay:  What?  Do you not have a calendar in the Bagwine digs?  Easter!!<br />Matt:  Ohhhhhh, right, right, right, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.<br />Jay:  I mean, c’mon dude, we have to help the Christ move that stone so we can get our Jesus Freak on.<br />Matt:  Yeah, after all, the Number One Comedy Show on BTR should weigh in on this.<br />Jay:  You’re damn right…People hang on our every word and look to us as their life force.<br />Matt:  True Dat.<br />Jay and Matt:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…<br /><br />Matt:  Plenty of funny stuff to talk about in reference to Easter and the Resurrection.<br />Jay:  Oh hell yeah…and tic tic tic tic<br />Matt:  What the hell was that?<br />Jay:  The Easter Bunny sound.<br />Matt:  Ha Ha----(cough cough cough)<br />Jay:  You gonna make it there, Marlboro Man?<br />Matt:  Ha…(cough) I thinks so (cough).  How is it that you always say something funny when I am inhaling?<br />Jay:  It’s a gift.<br /><br />Matt:  Excellent…Anyhoo…We could have an interview with the Easter Bunny.<br />Jay:  Oh hell yeah…Guy Ahnyurdyck can do that.<br />Matt:  We could talk about Jesus being left alone in a cave for three days, and what he did.<br />Jay:  I have a feeling it wasn't pretty…or righteous.  And…And…<br />Matt:  What!?<br />Jay:  I bet Joshua has something to report on the Gay Marriage brou ha ha.<br />Matt:  Oh I bet he does and Paul Piatt will probably have a reflective Easter poem.<br /><br />Jay:  Man, is two hours enough, because we need to take calls and place calls as well.<br />Matt:  IKR?  ‘Cause we have to call my son, Billy the Kid, and my future ex-wife.<br />Jay:  Not only that, we’ll have some uplifting Easter music, and perhaps a dramatic Tumblr reading.<br />Matt:  Ha!!<br />Jay:  What?<br /><br />Matt:  Speaking of Tumblr, I have an excellent Easter related <a href="https://twitter.com/Dana_Lu" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Dana</span></a> joke.<br />Jay:  What is it?<br />Matt:  <span style="background-color: black;">dfghgoiighsdfhigosihgosihdfohdgohdfgohdgfhodgjijbvdjvbpdjapdjbdjpdjpdafjp[j </span>!!<br />Jay and Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha<br />Jay:  That’s awesome dude!! Especially when you said <span style="background-color: black;">sdjfutheyd </span> Nothing like making fun of one of the Borgia sisters.<br /><br />Matt:  I think there’s plenty here, but…<br />Jay:  But hell we’ll think of some more Easter and news related jocularity as well.<br />Matt:  Damn right, because we’re Number One.<br />Jay:  In the hearts and minds of all who listen………<br />Matt and Jay:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha<br /><br />Matt:  See you on the radio Sunday while drinking a Steel Reserve that I gave up for Lent.<br />Jay:  And I’ll see you on the radio drinking a Pepsi that I <i>didn't</i> give up for Lent!!<br />Matt:  Later…<br />Jay:  (burp)<br /><br />To listen to IWS Radio’s <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/31/christs-coming-out-party" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Christ’s Coming Out Party</span></a> LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM, click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/31/christs-coming-out-party" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></a>.<br /><br />Hope to see a good congregation in the Chat Room and on the phone lines.</div>

Matt Said Jay Said 661.BIG.WULB

Matt coughs…Jay laughs…You, roll your eyes. Matt:  Redneckville, Arkansas!!  You‘re On!! Jay:  That sounded nothing like Larry King. Matt:  ...

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IWS Radio is Tan, Rested, and Ready!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Theyyyyyyyyyyy're Back!!<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB7DL_EOygZZPSRGw_Xbkc0YdfyqXzjU-2VNSTq5KnQVRXFJkJoH85pOQeJmiNqzY7S8ZuM1Af1DScxgHzy2fD0Fw8-7qkqxgjpsnjfWXvnvpzWSQhwGf6rEtFxkmpUlw45RWoyM6FxUcF/s1600/Jay+and+Matt+NBC+Prime+Time.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="260" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB7DL_EOygZZPSRGw_Xbkc0YdfyqXzjU-2VNSTq5KnQVRXFJkJoH85pOQeJmiNqzY7S8ZuM1Af1DScxgHzy2fD0Fw8-7qkqxgjpsnjfWXvnvpzWSQhwGf6rEtFxkmpUlw45RWoyM6FxUcF/s400/Jay+and+Matt+NBC+Prime+Time.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />That's right folks...after taking a week off during the Thanksgiving season in order to spend time with those who can most tolerate them, Jay and Matt are back!!<br /><br />And.........!!<br /><br />THE Number Comedy Show on Blog Talk Radio airs LIVE today from Noon-2 PM ET as Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio gang, kick off the holiday season by bringing you...<br /><br /><i><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/12/01/war-on-christmas-2013-rise-of-the-tinsel" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">War on Christmas 2013:  Rise of the Tinsel!!</span></a></i><br /><i><br /></i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij75hSZnI69qAO_0IVhww0MBmuofW7Juln_BiNlHDTsACOdqiNlc41aUBarJAngQ-_Y5V4IdLBGfgMyZixUaWq01H5h5Fp1v02JzumuQLjR_u4aOQ_4wTKVSOgNrmlGE2rgJaoE7yl28VQ/s1600/war-on-christmas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij75hSZnI69qAO_0IVhww0MBmuofW7Juln_BiNlHDTsACOdqiNlc41aUBarJAngQ-_Y5V4IdLBGfgMyZixUaWq01H5h5Fp1v02JzumuQLjR_u4aOQ_4wTKVSOgNrmlGE2rgJaoE7yl28VQ/s400/war-on-christmas.jpg" width="275" /></a></div><br />Join IWS Radio today as the dynamic duo breaks down this season's yuletide battle plans, gives the low down on the holiday season thus far, mocks Gretchen Carlson, and gives honor and glory to the Holy Baby Jeebus.<br /><br />Rev. Moneymaker, Paul Piatt, and a cast of thousands will be on hand to help Jay and Matt capture the blow by blow carnage of this year's War on Christmas.<br /><br />All of that plus your phone calls TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on IWS Radio.  To catch all of the socio-religious military action LIVE, click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/12/01/war-on-christmas-2013-rise-of-the-tinsel" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></i></a>.<br /><br /></div>

IWS Radio is Tan, Rested, and Ready!!

Theyyyyyyyyyyy're Back!! That's right folks...after taking a week off during the Thanksgiving season in order to spend time with tho...

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Matt Said, Jay Said...White Santa Said!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinBvwljFuhBIqhd2rQyGO3UjemfsLb-Ya3jta4-Z1QoUue7OGOTSN68xXmbwmkGy2-HBNynE3cEQUh30akFSmcfHQhnQGFrvQryFEh-7eXgJR1L2x5gs6fPYoJW78PKg3_G7RuWZ4XLZNR/s1600/Creepy+Scary+Santa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinBvwljFuhBIqhd2rQyGO3UjemfsLb-Ya3jta4-Z1QoUue7OGOTSN68xXmbwmkGy2-HBNynE3cEQUh30akFSmcfHQhnQGFrvQryFEh-7eXgJR1L2x5gs6fPYoJW78PKg3_G7RuWZ4XLZNR/s400/Creepy+Scary+Santa.jpg" width="300" /></a>Cheeeeeeeeeers and Ho Ho Hooooooooooola!!<br /><br />White Santa here in order to hijack the typical Saturday IWS Radio edition of<i> Matt Said, Jay Said</i>, and turn it into, Santa Said!!<br /><br />Is there a problem with me doing that just a few days before Christmas?  I make lists and name names y’know…<br /><br />Okay then…I didn't think you would mind.<br /><br />Let me tell you folks…Jay and Matt are going to be putting on a spectacular <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/12/22/a-holly-jolly-festivus" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><i>IWS Radio Christmas Show</i></span></a> tomorrow.<br /><br />They are going to be celebrating Christmas as it was intended to be celebrated…lots of laughs, friendly banter, hospitality, great music, and non-stop hilarity that will shine brighter than my franken-reindeer Rudolph’s nose.<br /><br />Ho Ho Ho.  And as a special bonus…<br /><br />Jay and Matt have promised me, that for each and every person who listens LIVE, a blind dog will get the gift of sight, and Sarah Palin and Sean Hannity will shut the fuck up about that duck fucking, Jim Crow-Loving puddle of primordial goo who has for whatever reason, captured the attention and admiration of much of a nation.<br /><br />In addition to that, if you call in at 661.244.9852 and are funny and/or otherwise nice to them, you may get a sugar plum.<br /><br />But Santa, you ask…Why should I listen?<br /><br />Let me tell you why, my wonderfully thus far, behaved boys and girls…<br /><br />Tomorrow’s, <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/12/22/a-holly-jolly-festivus" target="_blank"><i> <span style="color: blue;">Have a Holly Jolly Festivus</span></i></a> radio show (which airs LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET) is chock full of comedy, Christmas readings, music, and dozens of well-wishes from the vast and diverse worldwide audience that Jay and Matt who for reasons unexplained, have captured over the years.<br /><br />And yeah…<br /><br />They may even mention the Holy Baby Jesus.  In fact, in addition to the sexy Trinity of Jay, Matt, and the Holy Baby Jesus…<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9AhECEScpPdjH7epWuP8PTwP8wgZlf9cSuHv2xxa-mkK8w1wIfrgI9qiWM0XesWtiouI9H0zXXD_xzpa53fZoIWb4SzxuQhxWHC1Z9InzUGcvPvPpxYAbn4JmLBtCZa5zUXpTXvqjm-ZO/s1600/Santa+on+the+Radio.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="227" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9AhECEScpPdjH7epWuP8PTwP8wgZlf9cSuHv2xxa-mkK8w1wIfrgI9qiWM0XesWtiouI9H0zXXD_xzpa53fZoIWb4SzxuQhxWHC1Z9InzUGcvPvPpxYAbn4JmLBtCZa5zUXpTXvqjm-ZO/s400/Santa+on+the+Radio.jpg" width="400" /></a>Kirk Douglas, Bobby Kraft, Dixie Ozark, Schmoop, Slyder Balzcock, Paul Piatt, Malcolm Eckstein, Jamie, Buddy Acapella, Stubby Stonehenge, and among others, yours truly…Santa Claus are scheduled to appear.<br /><br />Tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, don’t lazily saunter to your computer, drink a cup of hot chocolate and RUN to your computer, EMBRACE your computer, and click onto, and participate in the IWS Radio Show on Blog Talk Radio.<br /><br />If you don’t…You are going to be on Santa’s naughty list.  And?<br /><br />Dozens of dogs will remain blind and Sean Hannity will be having oral sex with Sarah Palin, and really? <br /><br />Who needs to see and/or know about that?<br /><br />To listen to the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/12/22/a-holly-jolly-festivus" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><i>IWS Radio Have a Holly Jolly Festivus</i></span></a> Show from Noon-2 PM ET click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/12/22/a-holly-jolly-festivus" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;"><i>HERE!!</i></span></a></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said...White Santa Said!!

Cheeeeeeeeeers and Ho Ho Hooooooooooola!! White Santa here in order to hijack the typical Saturday IWS Radio edition of Matt Said, Jay Said...

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Matt Said, Jay Said...8"

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2xNN0vBpOatYfLccfWronYgpNyGkAGWa7d8-EAeRwiiYoCKacCXXiR5iT519KiEiA2tr_vJ-ELYEyxg_I0IKGvLvpiN5MgJRNTtluAnGcKMSG8x1MbCpOQ5rWycZGQUytATptYnK7IDE/s1600/Sexting+Sexy+Nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2xNN0vBpOatYfLccfWronYgpNyGkAGWa7d8-EAeRwiiYoCKacCXXiR5iT519KiEiA2tr_vJ-ELYEyxg_I0IKGvLvpiN5MgJRNTtluAnGcKMSG8x1MbCpOQ5rWycZGQUytATptYnK7IDE/s400/Sexting+Sexy+Nude.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Matt sextings.  Jay sextings.  You feel uncomfortable.<br /><br />Matt:  You have reached Matty-Boy, state your business.<br />Jay:  What are you wearing?<br />Matt:  Nothing but the see-through veneer of a thousand regrets.<br />Jay:  Thaaaaaat…issssssssss…HOT!!<br />Matt:  IKR?<br /><br />Jay:  It’s a line that Anthony Weiner only dreams that he could come up with.<br />Matt:  Pffffffft.  Amateur.<br />Jay:  So…I guess there really isn’t any way around it, is there?<br />Matt:  Nope.<br /><br />Jay and Matt:  Hmmmmm?<br /><br />Jay:  Nope.<br /><br />Matt and Jay:  This Sunday is going to be the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/07/28/sexy-sexting-show" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Sexy Sexting Show on IWS Radio!!</span></a><br /><br />Matt:  We can talk about Weinergate.<br />Jay:  Talk about famous people in the past and what they would have been sexting.<br />Matt:  Describe how you and I have NO idea what sexting, cyber sex, and, peni---<br />Jay:  Or what stalking is all about!!<br />Matt:  Word.<br /><br />Jay:  I bet Rev. Moneymaker has a few negative thoughts on this sexting thing.<br />Matt:  Oh I bet he does, and I am certain that Paul Piatt feels esoteric about it.<br />Jay:  Isn’t he always esoteric about everything?<br />Matt:  Maybe.<br /><br />Jay:  Alright then…Sexy Sexting it is.<br />Matt:  We are getting so good at this.<br />Jay:  IKR?  We could just phone this shit in.<br />Matt:  Well we do.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0FPGjmWiqsnzmTKrBUTYfAAhi13Qj-RW3gc0ZDh17AMcvcP_NNE1z5KNucTc5GLzBba4p7fxMJYCDkHUUxqEruT-iGjEoHrkdqHnLcZdRvM0L8h28OIcT9Vy9CgO-IfpGCgoLnW5QzlI/s1600/IWS+Nuclear.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0FPGjmWiqsnzmTKrBUTYfAAhi13Qj-RW3gc0ZDh17AMcvcP_NNE1z5KNucTc5GLzBba4p7fxMJYCDkHUUxqEruT-iGjEoHrkdqHnLcZdRvM0L8h28OIcT9Vy9CgO-IfpGCgoLnW5QzlI/s320/IWS+Nuclear.jpg" width="320" /></a>Jay:  Ah…Yeah I guess we do.<br /><br />Matt:  Well my good man we are ready.  Enjoy your baked chicken this evening.<br />Jay:  I will and enjoy your hot dogs, or…should I call them weiners?<br />Matt:  You should.<br />Jay:  I just did.<br />Matt:  I guess you did, in that case...Good Night!!<br />Jay:  Nightie Night!!<br /><br />Catch Jay, Matt, and the entire IWS Radio crew<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/07/28/sexy-sexting-show" target="_blank"> <span style="color: blue;">LIVE</span></a> this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.<br /><br />To listen LIVE you can click below and/or call-in LIVE at 661.244.9852<br /><br /><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/07/28/sexy-sexting-show" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Sexy Sexting on IWS Radio</span></a></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said...8"

Matt sextings.  Jay sextings.  You feel uncomfortable. Matt:  You have reached Matty-Boy, state your business. Jay:  What are you wearing? M...

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Matt Said, Jay Said 10 6 2013

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Matt speaks…Jay kinda just sits back and let’s his premium self glow and flow.  You say, <i>“What the Fuck?”</i><br /><i><br /></i> Cheeeeeers Bitches and welcome to an atypical version of <i>Matt Said, Jay Said.</i><br /><br />Typically on Saturdays, you revel in reading the transcript of Jayman and I prepping our upcoming show with the finest of finely tuned wits, however…<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlH31avNKaJ3Qh7Z0mdnvf711s976wMAsitoxENI6EZJGQ_aM5mpyAkONrR5-UXve20ehKGaioV0A83AHTIhH_hPW-DO2WblCnG0F5LQt6efQMKkt8WyQql1SNY8SyPUJhTLKDDAmxpwIR/s1600/Sexy+Oktoberfest.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlH31avNKaJ3Qh7Z0mdnvf711s976wMAsitoxENI6EZJGQ_aM5mpyAkONrR5-UXve20ehKGaioV0A83AHTIhH_hPW-DO2WblCnG0F5LQt6efQMKkt8WyQql1SNY8SyPUJhTLKDDAmxpwIR/s400/Sexy+Oktoberfest.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>This Saturday is different, and do you know why?<br /><br />Well let me tell you.<br /><br />This Sunday’s IWS Radio Show, cleverly titled<span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/10/06/oktoberfest-2013" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Oktoberfest 2013</span></a></span>, has been made a staff pick by the dedicated, overworked, and evidently, very smart and comically inclined staff at Blog Talk Radio.<br /><br />I know, I know…That may not be a big deal to you guys, but to Jay and I? We are all smiles because we are saying to ourselves and each other…<br /><br /><i>“Big Dick’s donation of $399.00 to allow us to go Premium on BTR has finally paid off.”</i><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>In fact, when Jayman and I found out that we are a BTR Staff Pick, we took our clothes off, oiled up, and reenacted the volleyball scene from <i>Top Gun</i> with each other via Skype.  We were naked, laughing, and all the while yelling, <i>“We’re stoked!!”</i><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>That is something that I’ll never forget. One never forgets milestones…nor the sight of an oily Jayman holding a volleyball in one hand, a margarita in the other, while wearing nothing but a Viking helmet.<br /><br />It’s HOT!!<br /><br />And so is the Staff Pick.  In fact, here is the very moving e-mail we received from them on Friday…<br /><br /><i>Hi IWS Radio,</i><br /><i>Congratulations!  Your show has been selected to appear in the Staff Picks section of BlogTalkRadio's homepage starting on Monday, October 7 at 12 AM EST for the next 24 hours.  Look out for it then, and don't forget to let your audience know that your show was featured on BlogTalkRadio.</i><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLrxaXMSGW9J8kQJq67O-df83F2I_Hq410XBDx_TMmreu8eJdZnLL1zW-8C_Lz3Ka4Nbw_79ztijsh71AgIzgB_uf0TvT2qpB_1ssLczlhWLPutVq4xzXNlHJlYM0jhGad8bJCanqhFgta/s1600/hogans+heroes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLrxaXMSGW9J8kQJq67O-df83F2I_Hq410XBDx_TMmreu8eJdZnLL1zW-8C_Lz3Ka4Nbw_79ztijsh71AgIzgB_uf0TvT2qpB_1ssLczlhWLPutVq4xzXNlHJlYM0jhGad8bJCanqhFgta/s400/hogans+heroes.jpg" width="400" /></a>Jayman and I are kinda excited.  We spend a lot of time on the website and radio show so this is kinda nice, because trust me, it’s nice to get thrown a bone once in awhile for one’s efforts.<br /><br />And that is coming from ME!!  The Matt-Man… A man <i>completely devoid</i> of ego or self-interest.<br /><br />Anyhoo…We hope you join us this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET for our <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/10/06/oktoberfest-2013" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Oktoberfest 2013</span></a> celebration on IWS Radio on Blog Talk Radio.<br /><br />It’s going to be a HUGE party with the likes of Paul Piatt, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and our resident German chef, Franz Bitter.<br /><br />Bobby Kraft and Kirk Douglas will be there as well, annnnnnnd.....<br /><br />We will have a report from our fave Canadian, “Made in Canada” Jamie as she breaks down Oktoberfest in Canada.<br /><br />Perhaps we’ll call the German Embassy and a few members of Congress to get a shutdown update, and of course, we’ll be taking your calls at 661.244.9852.<br /><br />We’ll be talking German Bier, German Babes, and little known German facts as well.  Sunday is going to be <i>Deutschland Uber Alles</i> on IWS Radio.<br /><br />Please join us and help us to not let down the BTR staff for making us one of their picks of the week.<br /><br />To join the fun on Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET you can click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/10/06/oktoberfest-2013" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE!!</span></a><br /><br /><i>Prosit!!</i><br /><br /></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said 10 6 2013

Matt speaks…Jay kinda just sits back and let’s his premium self glow and flow.  You say, “What the Fuck?” Cheeeeeers Bitches and welcome to...

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Sometimes Ya Got Nothing...And Everything!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Cheeeeeeers!!  Post-St. Patrick’s Day Matt-Man here…<br /><br />Hey…I have a question for you all.  Have you ever fallen asleep at you’re your computer at say, 10:30 at night when you are supposed to have something up on your website by midnight?<br /><br />No…Well I have!!  And that happened to me last night…go figure, right?<br /><br />So, I wake up 7:30 this morning and I…gots…nothin’.<br /><br />So I say to myself…”Hey the Irish had<i> their</i> day yesterday, let’s give the Colombians and the British<i> their</i> day today.”  So Here I go…<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI7b0R8zefrOytgUc-hutAQqBBpRr74HqjG1xslzp_wZhnMZQoLu_3IY92ziK10PZuODKYIg6svm7BgdwLYX8TX_Xh4COqk5Vdi8AFy78Mvq1iA9lti5x4cn6ADaC7E6LzdS09qRcbRaY/s1600/Sofia+Vergara+Sexy+Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI7b0R8zefrOytgUc-hutAQqBBpRr74HqjG1xslzp_wZhnMZQoLu_3IY92ziK10PZuODKYIg6svm7BgdwLYX8TX_Xh4COqk5Vdi8AFy78Mvq1iA9lti5x4cn6ADaC7E6LzdS09qRcbRaY/s400/Sofia+Vergara+Sexy+Hot.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><br />Brilliant right?  Hell yes it is and thank you, this concludes my post.<br /><br />Ohhhhhhhh okay…I really don’t have anything, so let’s talk about yesterday’s IWS Radio Show which was AWESOME!!<br /><br />Jayman and I launched our new two hour format, and by golly, we filled 1 hour and 58 minutes of it.  Not too bad for our first foray into a long show.<br /><br />In addition to Jay and I being our typical charming and witty selves, we had laughter, music, and entertainment galore!!<br /><br />We celebrated St. Patrick’s Day and all things Ireland as only IWS Radio can.<br /><br />We had music from The Cranberries, The Irish Rovers, Denis Leary, and many others.<br /><br />We called out and got LIVE, on the street reports of the St. Patrick’s Day festivities, from Billy the Kid who was tending the Beer Mine, and my brother Marty who was setting up for his band’s gig at the Buckeye Club here in Bagwine, Ohio!!  Those two provided us and everyone with some good radio right there.<br /><br />Kirk Douglas gave a very impassioned weather report.  We drooled uncontrollably as we listened to a piece from the Dick Morris political file.  And we had local Redneckville news covered with a straightforward report by Dixie Ozark on chickens gone bad.<br /><br />We talked Pope Francis, CPAC, and St. Patrick’s Day plans.  And in addition…<br /><br />Joshua revealed the low down happenings in Hollywood, Paul Piatt read some very moving and uplifting Irish poetry, Slyder Balzcock reported on the All-Ireland Hurling Finals, and our very own Buddy Acapella sang Lily the Pink.<br /><br />Folks, you need to listen to this show, because you won’t find funnier shows this on Cable TV.<br /><br />Thanks to those of you listened LIVE and if you’d like to listen to the show in archives you can click on the IWS Funny Machine right c’here…<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.adobe.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" height="105" id="143577" name="143577" width="210"><param name="movie" value="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf?file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2Fplaylist.aspx%3Fshow_id%3D4547455&autostart=false&bufferlength=5&volume=80&corner=rounded&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/flashplayercallback.aspx" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf" flashvars="file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2Fplaylist.aspx%3Fshow_id%3D4547455&autostart=false&shuffle=false&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashPlayerCallback.aspx&width=210&height=105&volume=80&corner=rounded" width="210" height="105" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" wmode="transparent" menu="false" name="143577" id="143577" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object></div><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 220px;"></div><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><i>Matt-Man</i><br /> <a href="http://mattmaniws@ymail.com%20/">mattmaniws@ymail.com </a><br /><span style="color: blue;"><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS">@mattman_iws</a></span></div>

Sometimes Ya Got Nothing...And Everything!!

Cheeeeeeers!!  Post-St. Patrick’s Day Matt-Man here… Hey…I have a question for you all.  Have you ever fallen asleep at you’re your computer...

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MSJS...A.D. 2013

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimNN5ZSoQJhraVzWdf59QMpN506grHAgw5Mqsrem5dvw5Dxp09h3KQLAwxoGGv53iw6J47iDnazt281pvlmwe64oibWV1BsZS7zJ8YxrSF41A3k8FfGD1wNz2fEMnRRAZaTFFtTadvjgw/s1600/Bill+Donohue+Asshole+Catholic+League+Jew+Hater.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimNN5ZSoQJhraVzWdf59QMpN506grHAgw5Mqsrem5dvw5Dxp09h3KQLAwxoGGv53iw6J47iDnazt281pvlmwe64oibWV1BsZS7zJ8YxrSF41A3k8FfGD1wNz2fEMnRRAZaTFFtTadvjgw/s400/Bill+Donohue+Asshole+Catholic+League+Jew+Hater.jpg" width="317" /></a>Matt O’Speaks…Jay O’Speaks…You, O’Lis…<br /><br />Stop It!!  Stop It!!…You tandem of secular, Baby Jesus hating sunzabitches!!  William Donahue, President of the Catholic League here, and I am going to put a stop to your sacrilegious shenanigans, and your Christphobic phhhhhhornication of the Holy Spirit.<br /><br />It’s my turn to speak, and I am speaking on behalf of the 1.2 Billion Catholics, and by proxy, speaking on behalf of the billions of less holy, non-Catholic “Christians.”<br /><br />Do you two Goddam nut jobs have anywhere close to that number of followers?  Hell no you don’t…you…you, rage against the Deus ex Machina bastards.<br /><br />I saw<a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2013/03/an-old-spic-really.html"><i><span style="color: blue;"> your post</span></i></a> about His Holiness Pope Francis I on Thursday, and to wanted smack you upside your simple and symbiotic heads with a bag full of hot nickels and piss Holy Water all over you twos.  And now…<br /><br />I find out that you twos freakin’ amoral sunzabitches have scheduled a two hour long Blog Talk Radio Show on St. Patrick’s Day, this <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/17/forty-shades-of-matt-and-jay"><i><span style="color: blue;">Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET</span></i></a>!!<br /><br />WTF?  Only having forty-five minutes of bashing Jesus of Nazarene hasn’t been enough for you?<br /><br />Oh yeah, I also read on your BTR promo where this Sunday’s is going to be a good time as you “celebrate” the venerable St. Patrick, but I know what is truly going to come out of the bowels of you twos during those two hours…<br /><br />Heresy!!<br /><br />You’ll make fun of stroke victims like Kirk Douglas, have some gay guy named Joshua give a report from the Babylon that is Hollywood.  You’ll mock Pope Francis I, make fun of Catholics and the Papacy, and knowing you guys, you’ll trash the likes of fine Christians like Dick Morris…Heathens!!<br /><br />What else will you be airing funny boys?  Poetry from that patch on his elbows wearing Paul Piatt?  Is Matt-Man gonna sing off key again?  Is Slyder Balzcock gonna report on the All-Ireland Hurling finals and turn it into something dirty?<br /><br />Oh, you two are a load…A load of anti-Messianic HATE!!<br /><br />Hell at least the goddamn Jews and Romans only killed Christ once, you twos seem to do it every goddamn day!!  If I were Christ, and I think I am, I would rather spend two hours bleeding on the cross rather than listening to you twos IWS Radio Show this <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/17/forty-shades-of-matt-and-jay"><i><span style="color: blue;">St. Patrick’s Day from Noon-2 PM ET</span></i></a> on Blog Talk Radio.<br /><br />I’m not going to listen to your show this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET, but I want everyone else to listen, and you know why?<br /><br />I want them to discover what virulent, God-Hating, Anti-Christ Loving joke tellers you are.  I want them to see and hear the truth about you twos.<br /><br />So my flock…In case you missed the obvious links in this post about these twos, you can catch their show Sunday the 17th from Noon-2 PM ET by clicking <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/17/forty-shades-of-matt-and-jay"><i><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></i></a>.<br /><br />Damn their souls…Damn Them!!<br /><br /><i>In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit,</i><br /><br /><i>Bill Donahue</i></div>

MSJS...A.D. 2013

Matt O’Speaks…Jay O’Speaks…You, O’Lis… Stop It!!  Stop It!!…You tandem of secular, Baby Jesus hating sunzabitches!!  William Donahue, Presid...

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Matt Said Jay Said Humility Edition

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Jaymaaaaaaaaaaannnn<br />Jay: I’M THE BEST BTR CO-HOST IN GAME!!!<br />Matt: Wha…<br />Jay: DON’T COME AT IWS WITH THESE WEAK UNFUNNY HOSTS! <br />Matt: Okay … <br />Jay: YOU RUN YOUR MOUTH AT US WE’LL SHUT IT FOR YA!!! <br />Matt: Who was talking? <br />Jay: EVERYBODY! IT’S TALK RADIO!!! <br />Matt: Which show are you talking about?<br />Jay: THOSE MEDIOCRE SHOWS! <br />Matt: Okay then. <br />Jay: OKAY THEN! AS LONG AS WE CLEAR ON THAT! <br />Matt: We’re clear. <br />Jay: CRYSTAL???<br />Matt: Crystal clear. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje7MYNPdWgSXPM0gUppOlrUXp0mROBS7hBf-ubZtf90QY-_WtXxzc4MHimzNA6790hLumTsQ5FbSVlbn2SIAmXsUREkW0lAkNEB4pg2AJD4vfp-mPzXDbP7nkyeywrllQ5toWne6uyq41a/s1600/Erin+Andrews+Hot+Legs+Sexy+Richard+Sherman.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEje7MYNPdWgSXPM0gUppOlrUXp0mROBS7hBf-ubZtf90QY-_WtXxzc4MHimzNA6790hLumTsQ5FbSVlbn2SIAmXsUREkW0lAkNEB4pg2AJD4vfp-mPzXDbP7nkyeywrllQ5toWne6uyq41a/s1600/Erin+Andrews+Hot+Legs+Sexy+Richard+Sherman.jpg" width="277" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Uhh .. sorry … got caught up in the moment. <br />Matt: I know how emotional you are. <br />Jay: Internet radio is just so competitive man. <br />Matt: It’s hard-hitting! <br />Jay: Gotta bring the funny every damn week man. <br />Matt: No taking any bits or jokes off. <br />Jay: Can’t do it. <br />Matt: People really don’t understand that. <br />Jay: No they don’t. <br />Matt: They’re all like “show some class” and shit. <br />Jay: IKR?! And “be humble” WTF man? <br />Matt: Humility gets you beat in this business. <br />Jay: You can be humble in the middle of the ratings pack. <br />Matt: Exactly! <br />Jay: People can call me a “thug” if they want, but I’m not backing down. <br />Matt: That’s the nicest thing they call you. <br />Jay: I know and I don’t ca … What? <br />Matt: Oh nothing. <br />Jay: People call me names? <br />Matt: Nooooooooooooooo .. Not at all<br />Jay: I hope not. That would hurt my feelings. <br />Matt: Mine too! <br />Jay: IKR? You’re a very sensitive man. <br />Matt: That’s why the chicks dig me. <br />Jay: Totally. <br />Matt: Honestly, they don’t call you names. <br />Jay: Promise. <br />Matt: Only a few people do. <br />Jay: Damn … <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNZ0HT8QQtCsxotQLph-9H_K1juI3Q6mFuxMEBJoGRi90d2FIEku3cAkTpYywYLtiBs5fv0quOjkJ9mgYEBACPp2W-lyA-swnZSKDS0CKBzncgddBiQd6oxtSGyLtbDBQfII3QVia2sup6/s1600/Emmy+Rossum+Hot+Sexy+Nude+Shameless.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNZ0HT8QQtCsxotQLph-9H_K1juI3Q6mFuxMEBJoGRi90d2FIEku3cAkTpYywYLtiBs5fv0quOjkJ9mgYEBACPp2W-lyA-swnZSKDS0CKBzncgddBiQd6oxtSGyLtbDBQfII3QVia2sup6/s1600/Emmy+Rossum+Hot+Sexy+Nude+Shameless.jpg" width="306" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: So what are we doing on this week’s show? <br />Jay: What we were going to do LAST WEEK?<br />Matt: Oh yeah! Great idea! <br />Jay: If you’re throat holds out. <br />Matt: I’ve never missed a gig dude. <br />Jay: I know. You are BTR’s Iron Man. <br />Matt: So, 2014: The Year in Review? <br />Jay: Let’s do it. <br />Matt: It’s been a wild year! <br />Jay: Lots of ups and downs! <br />Matt: Triumphs and failures. <br />Jay: Taylor made for Paul Piatt poetry! <br />Matt: Totally. And we need some guidance from Rev. Moneymaker. <br />Jay: Agreed. Maybe a sponsor this week? <br />Matt: If I can scrounge one up. <br />Jay: I got some live audio of John Kerry meeting w/ the Russians too. <br />Matt: What a ball of fire that man is! <br />Jay: Inspiring! <br />Matt: And Schmoop has had an eventful 2014. <br />Jay: I’d like to have eventful times with Schmoop. <br />Matt: If I don’t survive this cold, have at it. <br />Jay: I’m not rooting for that. Just so you know. <br />Matt: I know you aren’t. Probably. <br />Jay: Got some great local stories from Redneckville for 2014 too. <br />Matt: Lots happening in Bagwine too! <br />Jay: Damn, this is going to be a full show! <br />Matt: And people might get to hear me die on the air. <br />Jay: RATINGS GOLD BABY! <br />Matt: That’s the way I want to go out. <br />Jay: So unselfish of you. <br />Matt: Right? <br />Jay: Okay we’re ready! <br />Matt: Let’s do this people! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho7t0B3cx21JduaOPYCPqALiEMTtCf07pFouMwxxWnJZokPYuacN8bsdCYG5rolN5GHjMv-HZKvLZjn6yOI7690jjHP1_H6mwkTFfvNo3zvfSD9qF_8BNFENKggB7OVsvBtxlLpOa7qJRX/s1600/Lea+Michele+Hot+Sexy+Happy+New+Year.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho7t0B3cx21JduaOPYCPqALiEMTtCf07pFouMwxxWnJZokPYuacN8bsdCYG5rolN5GHjMv-HZKvLZjn6yOI7690jjHP1_H6mwkTFfvNo3zvfSD9qF_8BNFENKggB7OVsvBtxlLpOa7qJRX/s1600/Lea+Michele+Hot+Sexy+Happy+New+Year.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Be sure to tune into “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2014/01/20/2014-year-in-review" target="_blank">2014: Year in Review</a>” on IWS Radio Sunday at 8 PM ET!!!! <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said Jay Said Humility Edition

Matt: Jaymaaaaaaaaaaannnn Jay: I’M THE BEST BTR CO-HOST IN GAME!!! Matt: Wha… Jay: DON’T COME AT IWS WITH THESE WEAK UNFUNNY HOSTS! Matt: Ok...

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Helen Thomas...IWS Person of the Week!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Longtime, award winning, Capitol Hill journalist Helen Thomas passed away yesterday at the ripe old age of 92.  She was a trailblazer for women in the field of journalism, beginning her career in 1943...<br /><br /><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj35DhYbhWsvDovffDFrFPH1ekGiAR20-VvduRhl8_rEBVNbeV-tbGHgYZaUJJUZjnx8K9z2XCHGNZGMLKSYckIWsTLPc_D6IZ5ItdcQrEEhqRjdbMiSDVGlWhhqALrjPZkRO-NxdGHemY/s1600/Helen+Thomas+Young.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj35DhYbhWsvDovffDFrFPH1ekGiAR20-VvduRhl8_rEBVNbeV-tbGHgYZaUJJUZjnx8K9z2XCHGNZGMLKSYckIWsTLPc_D6IZ5ItdcQrEEhqRjdbMiSDVGlWhhqALrjPZkRO-NxdGHemY/s320/Helen+Thomas+Young.jpg" width="241" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Her 57 years career as a reporter spanned eleven Presidents including the lusty JFK, mainly with United Press International...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtJ3t02Yt1cwmGfxP0xD7Gynzu24b8FsH3LHZdA3C64xeQIIwYJ4ZSzPdoZkDLPsjeWaTgbtjhr0Uh9MEHHfko_64Pj9znT1kpPnQJJlt2XDZdByHeVrbbWwSQswIzMA_Bb6f7CXw8-v0/s1600/Helen+Thomas+JFK+UPI.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtJ3t02Yt1cwmGfxP0xD7Gynzu24b8FsH3LHZdA3C64xeQIIwYJ4ZSzPdoZkDLPsjeWaTgbtjhr0Uh9MEHHfko_64Pj9znT1kpPnQJJlt2XDZdByHeVrbbWwSQswIzMA_Bb6f7CXw8-v0/s400/Helen+Thomas+JFK+UPI.jpg" width="331" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Known as tenacious and feisty, President Gerald Ford often turned his back on her...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUzutubPs_DAqrhiGz69GmPES8fPk9dNgb0oD9OakJXSopaoGJGwO0Wef-hdwMJori8thc5kTVV4kebrJyK2MwUTtoXkht9XfwUe5OuZtyaM0BWm-9WwCwkQIHRBiWYwsbJpjvnl-dU1U/s1600/Helen+Thomas+Gerald+Ford+UPI.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="281" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUzutubPs_DAqrhiGz69GmPES8fPk9dNgb0oD9OakJXSopaoGJGwO0Wef-hdwMJori8thc5kTVV4kebrJyK2MwUTtoXkht9XfwUe5OuZtyaM0BWm-9WwCwkQIHRBiWYwsbJpjvnl-dU1U/s400/Helen+Thomas+Gerald+Ford+UPI.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />But she was always at ease doing her best Bob Dole impersonation for President Barack Obama while celebrating their shared birthday as Major Garrett watched on...<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilSb1eusqBLynLbFQD0tI2wpgvn_AY9PrpOV4lwPXwX_GckAnu3D1G-LU0RxI4hnFIZ19v6VVe-LKMHtXHuq4hCuTZCjyafdhLLqlxW7sv4SGcGGxtok4zPVX0uX-HWt2k663I_xzIw4U/s1600/Helen+Thomas+Barack+Obama+UPI.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="323" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilSb1eusqBLynLbFQD0tI2wpgvn_AY9PrpOV4lwPXwX_GckAnu3D1G-LU0RxI4hnFIZ19v6VVe-LKMHtXHuq4hCuTZCjyafdhLLqlxW7sv4SGcGGxtok4zPVX0uX-HWt2k663I_xzIw4U/s400/Helen+Thomas+Barack+Obama+UPI.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />Her last few years were not kind to her in the eye of the public, but that shouldn't erase her first five decades of speaking her mind and digging for answers.<br /><br />So here's to the late Helen Thomas, the pride of Winchester, KY, and all of her years of service of keeping the denizens of D.C. on their toes...<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFMyK_fZZVNToRyibKX3mZwZkTsu0iwDJVvMNprii6UE6DQSknaXqKf3E_biYPDFOiHliiM_UV7G3FiAbg4VwayrZcada9ezLMFIC-1JCKLRNvqdJdTXw90Nan1Da_JMDSOMfm04vPdlM/s1600/Helen+Thomas+Sassy+Dead.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFMyK_fZZVNToRyibKX3mZwZkTsu0iwDJVvMNprii6UE6DQSknaXqKf3E_biYPDFOiHliiM_UV7G3FiAbg4VwayrZcada9ezLMFIC-1JCKLRNvqdJdTXw90Nan1Da_JMDSOMfm04vPdlM/s400/Helen+Thomas+Sassy+Dead.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And don't forget guys and dolls....Jayman and Matt-Man are celebrating the IWS Radio Summer of Love today LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET on Blog Talk Radio.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Scheduled to appear are Paul Piatt, Drew Peacock, Stubby Stonehenge, and more stars than the Zodiac can handle.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">All that, plus your phones calls at 661.244.9852 LIVE TODAY from Noon-2 PM ET on the BTR Network...Just follow the link below!!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/07/21/summer-of-love">http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/07/21/summer-of-love</a></div></div></div>

Helen Thomas...IWS Person of the Week!!

Longtime, award winning, Capitol Hill journalist Helen Thomas passed away yesterday at the ripe old age of 92.  She was a trailblazer for wo...

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Matt Said, Jay Said...1776

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdPpVg54vKTn7Hn-usyFu_hbCnlGkkaYElb4L3HGuZh_zJFUVApmwgeqSpLZkDkAHEkviwX6S0SZsLCbij7OA_i6AfMk3z0CmdFOd_f_v27-xdgZHYdrFQha3-_72FtMS7JreXAEm9cMU/s466/Tamra+4th+of+July+2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdPpVg54vKTn7Hn-usyFu_hbCnlGkkaYElb4L3HGuZh_zJFUVApmwgeqSpLZkDkAHEkviwX6S0SZsLCbij7OA_i6AfMk3z0CmdFOd_f_v27-xdgZHYdrFQha3-_72FtMS7JreXAEm9cMU/s640/Tamra+4th+of+July+2.jpg" width="313" /></a>Matt-Man town cries…Jayman pamphleteers…You, toss Orange Pekoe into Boston Harbor.<br /><br />Jay:  Hello Schmoop; it’s Jay.<br />Schmoop:  Hello Jay…Here’s Matt.<br />Matt: Hi Jayman, how is your evening?<br />Jay:  Not bad and yours?<br />Matt:  Pretty Good.<br /><br />Jay:  I was thinking about this Sunday’s show.<br />Matt:  And?<br />Jay:  We should do an <span style="color: blue;"><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/30/drunk-on-history" target="_blank">American History Show</a> </span>since the 4th of July is fast upon us.<br />Matt:  That’s a great idea.<br /><br />Jay:  I thought so.<br />Matt:  We could talk about our fave founding fathers, least fave Presidents, and fave Commanders-in-Chief.<br /><br />Jay:  Damn right.  Bobby Kraft could talk about famous battlefields like Pea Ridge.<br />Matt:  Buddy Acapella could sing our National Anthem.<br />Jay:  I could talk about many historical things because I’ve been known to turn a bitch.<br />Matt:  That’s hot.<br />Jay:  IKR?<br /><br />Matt:  We could also update today’s news.<br />Jay:  Damn right.  Slyder could give an update on the tragically funny news about Aaron Hernandez.<br />Matt:  Poor dude.  Had it all, but blew it like a bad tire.<br />Jay:  Maybe Paul Piatt?  Is he patriotic?<br />Matt:  More than you think!!<br /><br />Jay:  Hmmmmmmm…<br />Matt:  Lot of cookouts coming up this week, maybe Kirk Douglas could give us a weather report.<br />Jay:  If he’s still alive, he will.<br /><br />Matt:  Man, our <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/30/drunk-on-history" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Drunk on History</span></a> show is going to be great!!<br />Jay:  I know right!?<br /><br />Matt:  Hey!?<br />Jay:  What?<br />Matt:  Something weird just happened.<br />Jay:  What’s that?<br /><br />Matt:  We actually discussed what we are going to do on Sunday’s show.<br />Jay:  Holy Independence; we actually did!!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8aTy_vFmsDQ5XdhlWX2_VTEZdlS4QArrhLUvFz0B1CEzIoQvQwt47Eu9c6Jgua6g4ISWLjIMigqyps8Wojt8oscjDN3NRdqIIMwWd3H4jc-67i8RjSgvWB7g2u5FSL1eqnwn5Le5WG14/s300/4th+of+July.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8aTy_vFmsDQ5XdhlWX2_VTEZdlS4QArrhLUvFz0B1CEzIoQvQwt47Eu9c6Jgua6g4ISWLjIMigqyps8Wojt8oscjDN3NRdqIIMwWd3H4jc-67i8RjSgvWB7g2u5FSL1eqnwn5Le5WG14/s400/4th+of+July.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt:  After nearly three years on the air, are we growing up and becoming mature?<br />Jay:  Oh Hell No.<br />Matt:  Why do you say that?<br />Jay:  Because after nearly 237 years, Congress hasn’t grown up.<br />Matt and Jay:  Heyyyyyyy-ooooooooo.<br /><br />Matt:  Annnnnnd Jayman, Angie will be on to discuss the SCOTUS DOMA ruling and Prop 8!!<br />Jay:  That’s HOT.<br /><br />Matt: This is going to be a jam packed show.<br />Jay:  Damn right and I hope people call-in at 661.244.9852<br />Matt:  Exactly, and listen to us by clicking <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/30/drunk-on-history" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></a><br /><br />Jay:  See you on the radio this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET.<br />Matt:  And unto you, I say the same….<br /><br />To catch Jay and Matt LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET you can click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/30/drunk-on-history" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></a>.</div>

Matt Said, Jay Said...1776

Matt-Man town cries…Jayman pamphleteers…You, toss Orange Pekoe into Boston Harbor. Jay:  Hello Schmoop; it’s Jay. Schmoop:  Hello Jay…Here’s...

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Matt Said Jay Said Amy Adams is Hot

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Matt hustles, Jay bustles and You rustle … <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Yo <br />Jay: Hola <br />Matt: What’s up? <br />Jay: Not much. How do I sound? <br />Matt: Wait! Don’t speak yet. <br />Jay: Wha…<br />Matt: Shhhhhhhhhhhh<br />Jay: Why? <br />Matt: The prep session isn’t being recorded yet. <br />Jay: I know, but we can .. <br />Matt: DON’T SAY ANYTHING FUNNY YET! <br />Jay: Oh I won’t, don’t worry. <br />Matt: Let’s wait until the recording starts just in case. <br />Jay: Okay. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">*BEEEEEP* *BLOGTALKRADIO* <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Okay then! What’s up? <br />Jay: Oh nothing, how do I sound? <br />Matt: You’re clear but … not really an echo … <br />Jay: Do I sound like I’m in a room with no furniture? <br />Matt: Exactly! <br />Jay: I’m experimenting with my new microphone. <br />Matt: Ohhhhhhhhh … Well it sounds really clear. <br />Jay: Cool beans! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhoKm9UsyJCwpWZcg6Yc5s_HqDP3bKfG0unJMIXiPpZJBeb-FMZP5jw2lJ7r6QucRPL08xgqEWJx8_-LPLZuIXGv3g5dQr4TGtokKFn8vPEG2qHhdt8US5j3D8FiWWfaZrIOjAS3b2AyCW/s1600/Amy+Adams+Legs+Boobs+Hot+Nude+American+Hustle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhoKm9UsyJCwpWZcg6Yc5s_HqDP3bKfG0unJMIXiPpZJBeb-FMZP5jw2lJ7r6QucRPL08xgqEWJx8_-LPLZuIXGv3g5dQr4TGtokKFn8vPEG2qHhdt8US5j3D8FiWWfaZrIOjAS3b2AyCW/s1600/Amy+Adams+Legs+Boobs+Hot+Nude+American+Hustle.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: How was Christmas? <br />Jay: It was very nice. How was yours? <br />Matt: It was most excellent. <br />Jay: Well that’s great to hear. How was the Mac & Beef? <br />Matt: Freaking delicious! How was the steak?<br />Jay: Succulent. <br />Matt: That’s great. Schmoop is hung over. <br />Jay: Awwww. Poor Schmoop. <br />Matt: She’ll be okay. <br />Jay: She’s better than “okay” she is alright! <br />Matt: Damn right she is! <br />Jay: How are the New Balances? <br />Matt: I’m walking on clouds Jayman! <br />Jay: Are the comfy enough to sleep in?<br />Matt: No, I don’t do that, but.. <br />Schmoop: You did yesterday! <br />Matt: Well, yeah I took a little nap with them on yesterday. <br />Jay: And when you woke up your feet felt refreshed, right? <br />Matt: Very! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT-ElhYHqlyZatWdZF79NZBzIC9NNmT5DJhKDkYyxEpmtVX30mg5jZYJj2jRLymuhbYQjQwoNfrwTFMRnJTE9_HAS79lUbCi6XXoiLHKMWxV0sKcvbaZ_1tju1aRUGJ-ZIJkbfhsbfTnL4/s1600/Amy+Adams+Cleavage+Boobs+American+Hustle.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT-ElhYHqlyZatWdZF79NZBzIC9NNmT5DJhKDkYyxEpmtVX30mg5jZYJj2jRLymuhbYQjQwoNfrwTFMRnJTE9_HAS79lUbCi6XXoiLHKMWxV0sKcvbaZ_1tju1aRUGJ-ZIJkbfhsbfTnL4/s1600/Amy+Adams+Cleavage+Boobs+American+Hustle.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Sooooo what are we talking about this week? <br />Matt: Well, it’s the show before New Year’s so I guess that’s it? <br />Jay: That makes sense. <br />Matt: We like to make sense on IWS. <br />Jay: Totally. We can make predictions for 2014.<br />Matt: And celebrity death pool! <br />Jay: Of course! <br />Matt: And maybe some resolutions. <br />Jay: Maybe a little look back on 2013. <br />Matt: And then talk about how awesome 2014 will be! <br />Jay: Hell yeah! Positive radio! <br />Matt: Paul Piatt has some thoughts on that. <br />Jay: As does the Rev Moneymaker. <br />Matt: Well I would think so. You know what we could do?<br />Jay: What’s that? <br />Matt: We could swap characters for a week. <br />Jay: Okay. Like which ones. <br />Matt: Well, you could be Guy Ahnyurdyck?<br />Jay: Ha! And you could be Drew Peacock! <br />Matt: Awwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhh! <br />Schmoop: Oh God! <br />Jay: It’s brilliant! <br />Matt: That’s Schmoop’s seal of approval. <br />Jay: Oh and I believe we’ll have Smugly Superior Dana too! <br />Matt: Sweeeeeeeeet! <br />Jay: Damn, this is gonna be pretty HUGE! <br />Matt: God only knows what else we’ll come up with. <br />Jay: Our creative brilliance knows no bounds. <br />Matt: It better not, cause we’re moving to PRIME TIME BABY! <br />Jay: IKR?! We’re ready! <br />Matt: We better be! <br />Jay: We’re not afraid of the bright lights. <br />Matt: We’ll rise to the occasion. <br />Jay: 2014 is gonna be huge <br />Matt: IWS Radio Bigger …<br />Jay: AND STOOPIDER! <br />Matt: There we go! <br />Jay: Let’s do this!  <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Okay then! Be sure to check out “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/12/30/iws-radio-2014-bigger-and-stoopider" target="_blank">IWS Radio 2014: Bigger andStoopider</a>” Sunday at 8 PM ET!! Note the time change! Prime Time baby!!! <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said Jay Said Amy Adams is Hot

Matt hustles, Jay bustles and You rustle … Matt: Yo Jay: Hola Matt: What’s up? Jay: Not much. How do I sound? Matt: Wait! Don’t speak yet. J...

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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Hola y’all! Hey! I know what we can do! Let’s do some funny(ish) headlines. Okay? Okay! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Gay men in 16 states suddenly feeling societal pressure to get married and settle down. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">KKK disavows any connection the GOP. “They’re ruining our image” says Grand Wizard. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">INFp man sits quietly at homeowner’s association meeting and never brings up his list of grievances. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Special Investigative Report: <a href="http://www.christianmingle.com/" target="_blank">Christians Be Mingling</a>. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">“Ellen Page Cute” added as new highest level of cuteness. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://media.tumblr.com/c489578b58cdd17b606711c88ad09b15/tumblr_inline_mklrw4v3yq1qz4rgp.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c489578b58cdd17b606711c88ad09b15/tumblr_inline_mklrw4v3yq1qz4rgp.gif" width="400" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Equate’s new generic Sudafed to say “Compare to the name brand ingredients in Meth” on the box. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Israel puts hands in pockets, looks to sky and whistles innocently after report claims that Yasser Arafat was poisoned.  <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Message board commenter convinces himself he could both coach and play QB for his favorite team, no problem. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Newly elected Governor of Virginia Terry McAuliffe guarantees he can make it to inaugural day without being indicted, maybe a few months longer. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">To trip up the NSA Vice President Joe Biden speaks only in Pig Latin during phone calls. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Germaphobe horrified to discover that sex isn’t nearly as clean and easy as it is depicted on TV and in the movies. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Local Postmaster denies post office is responsible for mail deliveries. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Teenager shocked to realize she can make phone calls on iPhone that she’s had for a year. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">CBS announces new sitcom set to debut in 2014 titled “How I Met Your Mother’s Two Broke Girls Theory” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Paris Hilton finds out that slavery existed and is now sad and angry...<br /><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet">Just watched <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%2312YearsASlave&src=hash">#12YearsASlave</a>. It made me so sad, angry & disgusted that people could ever treat others in such a horrible way. :( <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23SoWrong&src=hash">#SoWrong</a><br />— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) <a href="https://twitter.com/ParisHilton/statuses/398025589468061696">November 6, 2013</a></blockquote><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">NFL kicker thinks “screw it, I’m trying an onside kick here” with little success. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Bored Circuit Court judge decides to replace “the witness is excused” with “get the fuck outta here.” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Elderly man just can’t figure out Netflix’s broadcast schedule. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">It’s Official: There’s Nothing Left to Put Pumpkin In. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Man dismayed to discover that his Favestar stars and retweets don’t look that impressive on his resume. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman68" target="_blank">Facebook</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS </a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal">In other funny news, you should totally check out “Games People Play” on IWS Radio! We talked about all our favorite games from board games to card games to mind games and even to flag football and pick-up basketball. Plus we heard from Bobby Kraft, the Rev Moneymaker (who went looooooooong on his sermon this week), Poetry ‘n Such w/ Paul Piatt and some blasts from the game playing past!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="370" src="https://player.cinchcast.com/?show_id=5666939&platformId=1&assetType=single" width="400"></iframe><br /><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;"><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/comedy">Current Comedy Podcasts at Blog Talk Radio</a> with <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid">IWS Radio</a> on BlogTalkRadio</div></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

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Hola y’all! Hey! I know what we can do! Let’s do some funny(ish) headlines. Okay? Okay! Gay men in 16 states suddenly feeling societal press...

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