Matt Coughs...Jay Sneezes...You reach for the Hand Sanitizer
Jay: Hola and hello.
Matt: Dude, you sound awful.
Jay: I would tell you that I feel awful, but I don’t like to burden my friends.
Matt: Even drugged up and sick, you are still a selfless human being.
Jay: I know right?
Matt: Hey I just checked BTR, last week’s show is now #3 in all of entertainment.
Jay: I would be excited about that if I weren't on the death’s doorstep.
Matt: Suck it up, man!!
Jay: Alright, alright…so this Sunday? What’s the topic?
Matt: Well…much like you next week, millions of Americans will gearing up for the holidays.
Jay: Yeah…I’ll be heading to Nebraska for a wonderful Thanksgiving week.
Matt: Yep…Thanksgiving annnnd...Hanukkah begins on Thanksgiving this year.
Jay: I wonder what, if anything, Jews eat when that happens.
Matt: I dunno. Turkey is kosher isn't it?
Jay: I think so. I’m pretty sure they serve it in the finer Jewish delis.
Matt: A Jewish Thanksgiving, there has to be some yuks yuks talking about that.
Jay: True…And we could talk about personal prepping for all of the upcoming holidays.
Matt: Sounds good…I bet Giada De Laurentiis turns turkey day into a Broadway type event.
Jay: Maybe in most years, I thi---
Matt: Most years?
Jay: Yeah I hear she and hubby Todd are kinda on the outs.
Matt: Really?
Jay: Oh hell yeah and our staff has exclusive access to some pretty salacious audio of the couple.
Matt: Sweet!!
Jay: We’ll definitely debut that this Sunday.
Matt: Awesome. I hear Buddy Acapella has a new holiday song out.
Jay: He’s amazing. Dixie Ozark is going to be on hand as well.
Matt: Love Her!! Stubby Stonehenge has some little known facts about Nebraska to share.
Jay: I’ll need to know those before I get there. And you know what else I’ll need?
Matt: What’s that?
Jay: Some Meditations by Martin to keep me calm during my travels.
Matt: Sounds as though this is going to be a laugh packed show.
Jay: Made only funnier by the fact that we’ll be calling the Butterball Help Line.
Matt: Along with Butterball we have a new seasonal sponsor as well.
Jay: Holy Cow, this is HUGE!!
Matt: I know right?
Jay: If folks don’t listen to IWS Radio LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET they’re wacko.
Matt: And un-American.
Jay: I think we’re ready.
Matt: God Bless American and Green Bean Casserole!!
Jay: Uuch, I think I’m feeling sick again.
To listen to the IWS Radio Show LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE.
Jay: Hola and hello.
Matt: Dude, you sound awful.Jay: I would tell you that I feel awful, but I don’t like to burden my friends.
Matt: Even drugged up and sick, you are still a selfless human being.
Jay: I know right?
Matt: Hey I just checked BTR, last week’s show is now #3 in all of entertainment.
Jay: I would be excited about that if I weren't on the death’s doorstep.
Matt: Suck it up, man!!
Jay: Alright, alright…so this Sunday? What’s the topic?
Matt: Well…much like you next week, millions of Americans will gearing up for the holidays.
Jay: Yeah…I’ll be heading to Nebraska for a wonderful Thanksgiving week.
Matt: Yep…Thanksgiving annnnd...Hanukkah begins on Thanksgiving this year.
Jay: I wonder what, if anything, Jews eat when that happens.
Matt: I dunno. Turkey is kosher isn't it?
Jay: I think so. I’m pretty sure they serve it in the finer Jewish delis.
Matt: A Jewish Thanksgiving, there has to be some yuks yuks talking about that.
Jay: True…And we could talk about personal prepping for all of the upcoming holidays.
Matt: Sounds good…I bet Giada De Laurentiis turns turkey day into a Broadway type event.
Jay: Maybe in most years, I thi---
Matt: Most years?
Jay: Yeah I hear she and hubby Todd are kinda on the outs.
Matt: Really?
Jay: Oh hell yeah and our staff has exclusive access to some pretty salacious audio of the couple.
Matt: Sweet!!
Jay: We’ll definitely debut that this Sunday.
Matt: Awesome. I hear Buddy Acapella has a new holiday song out.
Jay: He’s amazing. Dixie Ozark is going to be on hand as well.
Matt: Love Her!! Stubby Stonehenge has some little known facts about Nebraska to share.
Jay: I’ll need to know those before I get there. And you know what else I’ll need?
Matt: What’s that?
Jay: Some Meditations by Martin to keep me calm during my travels.
Matt: Sounds as though this is going to be a laugh packed show.
Jay: Made only funnier by the fact that we’ll be calling the Butterball Help Line.
Matt: Along with Butterball we have a new seasonal sponsor as well.
Jay: Holy Cow, this is HUGE!!
Matt: I know right?
Jay: If folks don’t listen to IWS Radio LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET they’re wacko.
Matt: And un-American.
Jay: I think we’re ready.
Matt: God Bless American and Green Bean Casserole!!
Jay: Uuch, I think I’m feeling sick again.
To listen to the IWS Radio Show LIVE tomorrow from Noon-2 PM ET, click HERE.
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