IWS Radio is proud to present Oscar winning actress, singer, cookbook author and lifestyle guru Gwyneth Paltrow as our Babe of the Week!
Recently named People Magazine’s “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” Gwyneth is one of the most multi-faceted and talented … Oh screw this! She was named “Most Beautiful” by People at the same time that “Iron Man 3” was premiering and we’re supposed to believe People wasn’t bought off for that? PUH-LEEZE! I can’t take it. Paltrow is an over-privileged pretentious self-absorbed snob who thinks she’s better than everyone …
Is she pretty? Sure she is! Tall, lean, leggy blue-eyed blonds usually are. But so is the girl who works at the Dollar General here in Redneckville. The difference is the girl at DG doesn’t look down on everyone who shops there and tell them what sad, pathetic people they are!
Gwyneth is just another one of these snooty condescending bitches who was born on third base but thinks she hit a triple. She can’t be bothered to live in America because were all sooooooo uncouth. She has to live in London where she claims everyone is a sophisticated, worldly intellectual on her level.
Her favorite thing in the world to do is to go onto her website tell all the downtrodden people of the world what they can do to better their lives BE MORE LIKE HER!!!! I would congratulate “Gwennie” on her Babe of the Week hono(u)rs, but she has probably already congratulated herself. Of course, while staring at herself in the mirror and being mesmerized by her beauty and greatness, she is also asking how it could possibly have taken so long for this to happen since she’s sooooooo much more deserving than the babes who have won before she did.
How on Earth the lovely, charming and delightful Blythe Danner could have given birth to this snooty self-important cunt I have no idea. Anyway, enjoy being the Babe of the Week Gwyneth.
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