Matt Said, Jay Said 3.14159265359

Matt babbles, Jay babbles, You pretend to listen.

Matt: Cheers!
Jay: Hola!
Matt: What do you want?
Jay: You
Matt: Sick Fuck
Jay: That makes you hot
Matt: I’m a little uncomfortable right now
Jay: Me too

Jay: So how’s Schmoop?
Matt: Well the surgery went well
Jay: That’s good.  Anything else?
Matt: Oh yea, she DOES NOT have cancer!
Jay: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Matt: Yeah, that was pretty good news.
Jay: DAMN good news!
Matt: They still don’t really know what the blockage was.
Jay: Well, Doritos Nacho Dust can pack in there pretty tight.
Matt: True, or maybe some meat-like substances from Taco Bell
Jay: Or some of that Skyline Chili shit.
Matt: NOBODY knows what that stuff is.
Jay: Maybe nachos?
Matt: A tortilla chip might have gotten caught sideways in there.
Jay: The possibilities are endless.
Matt: And I’m fine with any of them as long as it isn’t cancer.
Jay: Damn right!

Matt: So what are we talking about on this week’s show?
Jay: Well I guess we should talk about the single life
Matt: We are a couple of swinging bachelors currently.
Jay: Damn right. Wild and crazy bachelors who get sleepy by 9:30
Matt: Well, maybe our prime is a little behind us
Jay: But, we can still talk about meals for one
Matt: And how to enjoy being alone.
Jay: Pros and Cons of single life!
Matt: There you go!
Jay: This is gonna be awesome
Matt: It’s gonna be HUGE!
Jay: I’m kind of excited about it
Matt: I’m going to get uncomfortable again
Jay: I’ll tone it down
Matt: I don’t think you know how to
Jay: You’re right
Matt: Okay, I think we’re ready!
Jay: Sweet! See you on the air dude!
Matt: Laterz!

Okay, there you have it kids. Schmoop is apparently cancer free and we’re going to be Baching It this weekend on IWS! Join us for all the wild and crazy fun!

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Friday, December 14, 2012