Holaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! Over the last few days there has been a considerable amount of confusion over what IWS World Media has been up to the last week or so. Well, more than usual. So, I thought I would take a few minutes here today to clear everything up for you folks. Okay?
First, I want to make sure that everyone knows that
Ryan Braun’s Matt-Man’s 65 game suspension from Major League Baseball for using performance enhancing drugs WILL NOT affect his appearance on IWS Radio or here on the website.
The main reason for this is that IWS doesn’t have any rules about PED use. Hell, we encourage it. Well, kinda. I mean, whatever makes for a good show or blog post, right? We’re a results oriented organization.
There has also been some misinformation going around about the Royal Baby. Yesterday, some outlets reported yesterday that THIS was the new heir to the British Throne …
Well, it turns out that isn’t him. In fact, the folks down at Windsor Castle are in damage control mode because when people get a look at the baby there will be a worldwide scandal …
That’s right folks! Welcome Prince Vladimir! Oh man this is gonna be fun. I guess during Duchess Kate’s world travels she and Vladimir Putin’s paths crossed and that smooth sexy bastard did with one shot what Prince William couldn’t do with 100.
There is rumor out there that is true though. It is true that IWS World Media is branching out into the publishing world. Yes, we know that publishing is dying, but we believe there are still niche markets out there where one can make a living in publishing. Memoirs is one of those areas. The world’s obsession with celebrities and hot babes means that people WILL buy their autobiographies and we’re gonna corner that market. We even have one ready to go already …
That’s right! Supermodel Chrissy Teigen will be our first book published. Oh sure, she doesn’t really know about this yet, but she will soon and I’m sure she’ll be VERY excited!
However, it is NOT TRUE that this is MY first book …
I’m hoping to do something a little lighter and a lot less creepy for my first published work, I just haven’t decided what it might be yet.
Okay, so I hope this clears things up for y’all and there won’t be any more confusion.