Matt Said, Jay Said Uno Dos Tres Cuatro

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Matt talks, Jay talks, You listen. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixTQfk5u_OgHXNodN7EYiFpMMo_0Y8do_FAkkIdVXMTOGnT6NGaPUb7hyphenhyphenun64M1VLzNEPv6X0FcgWIXEmTSfWYmNEtsWMF7LNZ5Nn75p7-sJ2xJK9FHXiKAMIFas_I_J9iyNwp0zreRwY/s1600/Jamie-Chung-Bikini-Nude-Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixTQfk5u_OgHXNodN7EYiFpMMo_0Y8do_FAkkIdVXMTOGnT6NGaPUb7hyphenhyphenun64M1VLzNEPv6X0FcgWIXEmTSfWYmNEtsWMF7LNZ5Nn75p7-sJ2xJK9FHXiKAMIFas_I_J9iyNwp0zreRwY/s320/Jamie-Chung-Bikini-Nude-Hot.jpg" width="226" /></a>Schmoop: Hiaya! <br />Jay: Huh .. Uh … What are you wearing?<br />Schmoop: A t-shirt .. AND NOTHING ELSE! <br />Jay: Whoa! <br />Schmoop: Hello?<br />Jay: *heavy breating*<br />Schmoop: Are you there? <br />Jay: *grunts* …. *more heavy breating*<br />Schmoop: Uhhhhhh … What are you doing??<br />Jay: What? <br />Schmoop: What were you doing sicko?<br />Jay: What? I dropped my pen and couldn’t reach it. <br />Schmoop: Oh, okay. Here’s Matt<br />Matt: Cheers! <br />Jay: Hola! <br />Matt: How’s you? <br />Jay: Excellent! How’s you? <br />Matt: *sigh* It’s been a rough week. Rough TWO weeks actually. <br />Jay: I know it has Pookie. <br />Matt: Thank you for your support. <br />Jay: You’re totally welcome. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Hey! Kim and Kanye named their kid … Matt: Stop. <br />Jay: North! <br />Matt: Stop! <br />Jay: No really, they named it North West. <br />Matt: Maybe the full name is Northby North West <br />Jay: Or North South Easton West<br />Matt: Maybe actual FULL name is Pacific North West?<br />Jay: I guess there’s always Westby North West too. <br />Matt: <br />Jay: You there? <br />Matt: Are we done with these people?<br />Jay: Yeah<br />Matt: Then I’m here. <br />Jay: Oh, okay then. <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Why do I have David Carradine in my notes? <br />Jay: Shit, I don’t know. <br />Matt: It had to have something to do with the show. <br />Jay: Oh you wrote him down in your SHOW NOTES!<br />Matt: Well yeah, I’m a professional, you know?<br />Jay: True. I guess we talked about Erotic Asphyxiation or Thai Hookers. <br />Matt: That doesn’t sound like us at all. <br />Jay: IKR? Maybe Kung-Fu TV show? <br />Matt: That show was a classic! <br />Jay: Totally! <br />Matt: But that couldn’t be it. <br />Jay: Hmmm … Well I got nothing then. <br />Matt: Strike David Carradine off the list then! <br />Jay: OHHHHH! Vacation activities. <br />Matt: Really? THAT was one of the vacation activities we talked about? <br />Jay: Well, there were other things too. <br />Matt: God, I hope so. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhRyG_u4AW6wDYJhD2H-jGzKbzU7HfoSlDWpgw9pnJxn4S310wyDG_VVkwVwuofpzYa-J8cQwnjbbLqyxGmbSdw-keoba6toytJmndCzM0ij99yzfPTQ3YWPR9DCKQRrUQff6YQQBeqEU/s1600/Kristen-Bell-Bikini-Ass-Nude-Hot-Sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhRyG_u4AW6wDYJhD2H-jGzKbzU7HfoSlDWpgw9pnJxn4S310wyDG_VVkwVwuofpzYa-J8cQwnjbbLqyxGmbSdw-keoba6toytJmndCzM0ij99yzfPTQ3YWPR9DCKQRrUQff6YQQBeqEU/s320/Kristen-Bell-Bikini-Ass-Nude-Hot-Sexy.jpg" width="235" /></a>Jay: So that’s what we’re talking about this week right?  Matt: Deviant sex acts? <br />Jay: No, vacations and summer<br />Matt: Right! Summer celebration and stuff. <br />Jay: Yeah, the Ratchet Summer Show<br />Matt: What does “ratchet” mean. <br />Jay: Not really sure, but the kids use that word all the time. <br />Matt: Is it something like “off the hook?” or “Cray-Cray?” <br />Jay: Yeahhhhh .. Something like that, but more dirty and nasty. <br />Matt: Oh. Well okay then. We’ll do it for the kids. <br />Jay: And the ratings. <br />Matt: Mostly the ratings. <br />Jay: So summer vacations<br />Matt: Local tourist attractions! <br />Jay: Road trips and roadside attractions! <br />Matt: Family vacations as when we were kids.<br />Jay: Oh yeah. <br />Matt: Summer activities. <br />Jay: Places we would like to go! <br />Matt: OH … Something else I have to do! <br />Jay: Okay, I’ll wait. <br />Matt: No on the show! A Slim Whitman tribute. <br />Jay: Well of course! <br />Matt: Definitely. <br />Jay: Also Poet’s Corner? <br />Matt: Oh hell yeah. <br />Jay: And maybe some tourism related sponsors. <br />Matt: Brilliant! <br />Jay: And a Summer Move Blockbuster!<br />Matt: Can’t wait! <br />Jay: Oh yeah, we’re ready for greatness! <br />Matt: Always! <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Be sure to listen to the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/23/ratchet-summer-show" target="_blank">Ratchet Summer Show</a> on I’m With Stupid Sunday at 12 Noon ET!! It’s gonna be HUGE! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said Uno Dos Tres Cuatro

Matt talks, Jay talks, You listen. Schmoop: Hiaya! Jay: Huh .. Uh … What are you wearing?Schmoop: A t-shirt .. AND NOTHING ELSE! Jay: Whoa! Schmoop: Hello?Jay: *heavy breating*Schmoop: Are you there? Jay: *grunts* …. *more heavy breating*Schmoop: Uhh…

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