Matt Said, Jay Said...Memorial Day 2013

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHiVnx0gRZMk4VIjci3tP7c-4UU2DaVVCmQqq8BFVH_p_g7KeotB1zXcZUKmHZvZPYt7ore-7nQqWo_j1VgjuiC01sKud7PMIt3wfPeRfID5iJUsrhtBFoYgJ4DdfeLK_ddnkp-hJSuY/s1600/G.I.+Jane+Demi+Moore+Naked+Sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHiVnx0gRZMk4VIjci3tP7c-4UU2DaVVCmQqq8BFVH_p_g7KeotB1zXcZUKmHZvZPYt7ore-7nQqWo_j1VgjuiC01sKud7PMIt3wfPeRfID5iJUsrhtBFoYgJ4DdfeLK_ddnkp-hJSuY/s400/G.I.+Jane+Demi+Moore+Naked+Sexy.jpg" width="286" /></a>Matt bugles…Jay trumpets…You sing, Taps.<br /><br />Matt:  Bagwine residence, lady of the house speaking.<br />Jay:  Helloooo?  Helloooo?<br />Matt:  Helloooo?  Is this Jayman, the famous international internet radio star?<br />Jay:  You know it…Is this Matt-Man, the guy who prances around in Schmoop’s underwear?<br />Matt:  You had to go there, didn’t you?<br />Jay:  Of course, because not only is it funny…it’s HOT!!<br />Matt:  Word.<br /><br />Jay:  So…Memorial Day weekend, what should we talk about?<br />Matt:  The Joy of Mayonnaise.<br />Jay:  Y’know…I love how you are so damn topical. Maybe this Christmas we can talk about Labor Day. <br />Matt:  I’m kidding.  I’m kidding.<br />Jay:  Alright then.  Can we be serious here?<br />Matt:  Yes we can.  Memorial Day <i>HAS</i> to be the topic.<br />Jay:  I know, because if we don’t honor the military early and often, we are sub-par radio hosts.<br />Matt:  And Communists<br />Jay:  And Troglodytes<br />Matt:  Don’t you mean, Trotskyites?<br />Jay:  Of course, that too.<br />Matt:  Uh-huh.<br /><br />Jay:  So I was thinking we could honor those who gave all for our country.<br />Matt:  Sounds great, and as we should.<br />Jay:  But of course, do it in the light-hearted and jocular fashion that only IWS Radio can.<br />Matt:  Damn right.  Sometimes people take a person dying in defense of this country far too seriously.<br />Jay:  IKR?  It’s not like the fallen soldiers didn’t want to.  They were patriots and heroes; it’s in their blood.<br />Matt:  It’s in their DNA!!<br />Jay:  Exactly!!<br /><br />Matt:  This show sounds as though it truly needs comforting words of prose from Paul Piatt.<br />Jay:  And the calming tones of Bobby Kraft speaking on wars and heroes gone unnoticed.<br />Matt:  And perhaps a weather report from Kirk Douglas so Americans can plan their cook-out schedules.<br />Jay:  Kirk will soooooo be there.<br /><br />Matt:  We picked up a new sponsor for this week as well.<br />Jay:  Oh really?  Who?<br />Matt:  <span style="background-color: black;">Incestry.Com</span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeqlf62MhzERG_cLGisBG7Yy6_6dotuWturwOUBjmpYnVee5PkGEORTV38_hkj9GIlQBftiwJw3pGpAxbMuprfYTZy-MrfM9-tjdcjwM1Isc20c03BhnsCP8EsrGlo-1VB3Roj1tLEwLU/s1600/Memorial+Day+Graves+Flags+Decoration.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="307" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgeqlf62MhzERG_cLGisBG7Yy6_6dotuWturwOUBjmpYnVee5PkGEORTV38_hkj9GIlQBftiwJw3pGpAxbMuprfYTZy-MrfM9-tjdcjwM1Isc20c03BhnsCP8EsrGlo-1VB3Roj1tLEwLU/s400/Memorial+Day+Graves+Flags+Decoration.jpg" width="400" /></a>Jay:  That’s fucking funny!!  That adds a smile to the bittersweet and heartfelt solemnity of our show.<br />Matt:  That’s what I thought as well, I mean…<br />Jay:  You mean, it is right and dutiful to grieve for our fallen soldiers, but…<br />Matt:  But man?  Two hours of that shit?<br />Jay:  Exactly!!<br /><br />Matt:  And speaking of fallen soldiers, we should also touch on exactly what Memorial Day is.<br />Jay:  Damn right.<br />Matt:  A day to honor those who died in battle.<br />Jay:  Yep.  Not those who came home alive…They have Veterans' Day.<br />Matt:  Nope, and not those currently serving.<br />Jay:  Oh hell no…Last Saturday was<i> their</i> day.  Armed Forces Day.<br /><br />Matt:  And certainly not a day to honor those who design tree looking clothing for the soldiers to wear.<br />Jay:  Oh hell no, we celebrate those people on Arbor Day!!<br />Matt:  Word.<br /><br />Jay:  So…I think we are ready for this week’s<span style="color: blue;"> <i>I<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/05/26/some-gave-all" target="_blank">WS Radio Memorial Day Show</a></i>.</span><br />Matt:  Damn right.  We may even go, <i>A Bridge Too Far</i>!!<br />Jay:  Or end up cutting ourselves off, <i>Midway</i> through!!<br />Matt and Jay:  Oh Hell Yeah Baby, we’ll be talking war movies as well!!<br />Matt:  See you on the radio Sunday from Noon-2 PM ET LIVE.<br />Jay:  You know it big boy.<br /><br />To catch this Sunday’s moving, yet hilarious IWS Radio show LIVE from Noon-2 PM ET, click <i><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/05/26/some-gave-all" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE!!</span></a></i></div><br /></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said...Memorial Day 2013

Matt bugles…Jay trumpets…You sing, Taps. Matt:  Bagwine residence, lady of the house speaking. Jay:  Helloooo?  Helloooo? Matt:  Helloooo?  ...

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