Matt Said, Jay Said, Miley Gets Sexy

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Jay yammers, Matt pops off, You shrug your shoulders. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: This here be the Matt and Schmoop digs. <br />Jay: STOP BEING MEAN TO *NAME REDACTED*<br />Matt: I can’t do that. <br />Jay: Okay that’s cool. <br />Matt: You didn’t try that hard. <br />Jay: That’s because it’s not really my problem. <br />Matt:  Then why did you tell me to be nice to *NAME REDACTED*<br />Jay: Cause she told me to. Kinda. <br />Matt: Oh, she just didn’t tell you to try hard. <br />Jay: Or care. <br />Matt: You just like to get involved. <br />Jay: I keep to myself. <br />Matt: That keeps you out of trouble, I guess. <br />Jay: I get a little lonely though. <br />Matt: This isn’t gonna get awkward is it? <br />Jay. No! Not at all. <br />Matt: That’s good. <br />Jay: Do you WANT it to get awkward? <br />Matt: HELP! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwATyvfdfCoHNRSeTgJ6aKMJazsZfGvY8NxKGv_de7WyvFZfXFCxAksbtDYJTAm5OWbKnMP7mj9iTYi-xfPGMn4tl-fPCUe_LDGYUXQZ6o43LQw-CsG4Win_a8OQkcZ9RGLL3Pvoz_3xQ/s1600/Miley-Cyrus-Legs-Short-Shorts-Nude-Hot-Slut.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwATyvfdfCoHNRSeTgJ6aKMJazsZfGvY8NxKGv_de7WyvFZfXFCxAksbtDYJTAm5OWbKnMP7mj9iTYi-xfPGMn4tl-fPCUe_LDGYUXQZ6o43LQw-CsG4Win_a8OQkcZ9RGLL3Pvoz_3xQ/s400/Miley-Cyrus-Legs-Short-Shorts-Nude-Hot-Slut.jpg" width="193" /></a>Jay: Miley Cyurs is running around damn near naked these days. Matt: Is that a problem. Jay: Well, not for me. <br />Matt: Me either! <br />Jay: She got a whole drawer full of really short shorts. <br />Matt: I think she buys them at kid’s clothing stores. <br />Jay: And those shoes she’s always wearing! <br />Matt: Shoes?<br />Jay: Yeah. Super high-heeled shoes. <br />Matt: What about them. <br />Jay: Kind of freaky. Stripper shoes. <br />Matt: Wait. Miley wearing tiny shorts and you’re focusing on her shoes? <br />Jay: Well, her hair is distracting too. <br />Matt: Her hair and her shoes? <br />Jay: Yeah. Why? <br />Matt: Oh nothing.<br />Jay: Okay. <o:p></o:p></div><br />Matt: So HUGE show this week!<br /><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: An absolute MOSTER of a show! <br />Matt: TWO GUESTS! <br />Jay: Just like professionals do it. <br />Matt: Damn right! <br />Jay: First guest will be Dana Lu! <br />Matt: Her Sleeve Gastrectomy<br />Jay: What went into making that decision. <br />Matt: And, her action plan moving forward. <br />Jay: Fascinating. <br />Matt: Inspiring! <br />Jay: Very much so. Then …<br />Matt: The Ice Man! <br />Jay: Ice, Ice, Baby! <br />Matt: No, let’s not do that. <br />Jay: I got carried away. <br />Matt: It’s okay. <br />Jay: Anyway, Luis! <br />Matt: Cinco de Mayo! <br />Jay: He’s from Mexico, right?<br />Matt: Yes, a really dangerous town.<br />Jay: He probably thinks Detroit is nice and quiet. <br />Matt: Baltimore is paradise to him.<br />Jay: New Orleans is a clean, well lit place to him. <br />Matt: Memphis doesn’t scare him at all. <br />Jay: It scares me! <br />Matt: Me too! <br />Jay: We’ve been so sheltered. <br />Matt: Thank God. <br />Jay: Okay, we’re ready for a big un! <br />Matt: That’s hot! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">This is gonna rock the internet radio world y’all! Join us for “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/05/05/losing-it-with-dana" target="_blank">Losing it with Dana</a>” on I’m With Stupid this Sunday at 12 Noon ET!! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said, Miley Gets Sexy

Jay yammers, Matt pops off, You shrug your shoulders. Matt: This here be the Matt and Schmoop digs. Jay: STOP BEING MEAN TO *NAME REDACTED*Matt: I can’t do that. Jay: Okay that’s cool. Matt: You didn’t try that hard. Jay: That’s because it’s not real…

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