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MSJS 69.69

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Matt jibbers, Jay jabbers, You roll your eyes. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvIIJ8o88TLt7KjH7_IUmt-wvk4gPWtzztIgACJ-6YXvkVWI3WAZ4QS_9raoc3gxRCoi4y1OYy5mvVnAXtxDyLS8Keksy5JQwW5l2XjwO1prGHQcJsz9fuZ6gCV1BObg08RQgaSG7Ma4E/s1600/Kristen+Stewart+Face+Beautiful+Thumbs+Up.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvIIJ8o88TLt7KjH7_IUmt-wvk4gPWtzztIgACJ-6YXvkVWI3WAZ4QS_9raoc3gxRCoi4y1OYy5mvVnAXtxDyLS8Keksy5JQwW5l2XjwO1prGHQcJsz9fuZ6gCV1BObg08RQgaSG7Ma4E/s320/Kristen+Stewart+Face+Beautiful+Thumbs+Up.jpg" width="213" /></a></div>Matt: HOW DARE YOU CALL HERE! Jay: Wha? Matt: Oh it’s you. Jay: Who did you think it was? Matt: Eh, it’s a long story. Jay: One you haven’t made up yet? Matt: I’m working on it. Jay: How’s Schmoop? Matt: I’m not answering that until you ask how I am. Jay: I refuse. Matt: Fine we’ll just sit here until you give in. Jay: Okay. Matt: Okay. Jay: I’m calling through Google so it’s free. Matt: Shit. Jay: I’ll compromise a little. Matt: Okay. Jay: How are Schmoop and Matt? Matt: Make that Matt and Schmoop and I’ll answer. Jay: No Matt: Oh okay. Jay: Well? Matt: Oh! Well … I’M great and Schmoop is tired but good. Jay: That’s good to hear. Matt: Ha! I won. I told you how I was first! Jay: Very mature. Matt: I’m a winner! Matt: Hey, you know my schedule is going to change again pretty soon. Jay: Yeah, I know. Stupid winter hours. Matt: I’ll be working seven days a week. Jay: Slacker. Matt: I know. It’s just the way I am. Jay: And you won’t know your schedule until the last minute before the change. Matt: We don’t do that advance planning crap in these parts. Jay: You just wait until the winds tell you to change the hours. Matt: Well, kind of actually. The longer it stays mild, the longer we stay open late. Jay: That’s just not a solid enough schedule for me. Matt: Gotta learn to be flexible. Jay: Whatever. We’ll do the show at 7 am if we have to. Matt: Damn right! Or midnight. Jay: Yeah, we tried that. Matt: Oh yeah, that didn’t work out well. Jay: It’s not easy to be coherent at midnight. Matt: Well, it’s harder than usual at least. Jay: Ha! Yeah, that too. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhltvSM_JustUrnlxVU8yIherGYq_87D6FP0pZCYPM4mCrCO3TBL2W6lJ57wUEJU_wYqRSdNw5gbG7JjeqjZSOuV91XMq9q8x6yRzlvCG9CH5-3CgcncIL32Otf3AtUQ8vBsAEk9aOj3Rs/s1600/Karlie+Kloss+Indian+Headdress+Victorias+Secret.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhltvSM_JustUrnlxVU8yIherGYq_87D6FP0pZCYPM4mCrCO3TBL2W6lJ57wUEJU_wYqRSdNw5gbG7JjeqjZSOuV91XMq9q8x6yRzlvCG9CH5-3CgcncIL32Otf3AtUQ8vBsAEk9aOj3Rs/s400/Karlie+Kloss+Indian+Headdress+Victorias+Secret.jpg" width="270" /></a></div>Jay: So we’re gonna set up the Holiday Season for everyone this week? Matt: Yeah, people like advice and they need holiday season advice the most. Jay: Things like “How to deal with your family.” Matt: Drink Jay: And how to deal with co-workers at holiday parties Matt: Drink Jay: How to deal with holiday depression Matt: Drink and eat Jay: You’re good at this. Matt: I’m a wise and learned man. Jay: Is that contagious? Matt: Well, in a way. Jay: Is it dangerous? Matt: To some people, yes. Jay: Okay, Advice for the Holidays then? Matt: It’ll be very educational. Jay: And I can use that pic of the Victoria’s Secret model in the Native American Headdress that so many people are pissed off about! Matt: Hell yes! If someone is offended by it, we should use it. Jay: It’s what we do. Matt: Damn right! Hold on I have another for you. Jay: Okay Matt: It’s one of my favorite pics of Jesus. Jay: A cell phone pic? Matt: No, Polaroid. Use it for the show. Jay: Okie dokie dude! We’re ready! Matt: That we are! Goodnight and God Bless. Damn, those guys are awesome, aren’t they? Anyway, be sure to tune into I’m With Stupid’s “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/11/18/advice-for-the-holidays" target="_blank">Advice for the Holidays</a>” Sunday November 18, 2012 at 12 Noon ET! It’ll be fun and exciting. Probably. </div>

MSJS 69.69

Matt jibbers, Jay jabbers, You roll your eyes.Matt: HOW DARE YOU CALL HERE!Jay: Wha?Matt: Oh it’s you.Jay: Who did you think it was?Matt: Eh, it’s a long story.Jay: One you haven’t made up yet?Matt: I’m working on it.Jay: How’s Schmoop?Matt: I’m not …

MSJS 69.69

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