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Matt Said, Jay Said: _VMCMLXIX

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> Matt blathers, Jay blathers, You listen intently. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL3nsccdq5EAlE0DBIw6oLqnQuo-dBq3ZlFv38L0On1Od8QJa-YuCM0Sy08g91hlAVE8VnapAK-AsHuIfNYcl52VXe3_6RxT5Ema9tWl7oDi3_D3uoNr1MFvGsrIcLcniX9MvL2v6xyHk/s1600/Branson-Missouri.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL3nsccdq5EAlE0DBIw6oLqnQuo-dBq3ZlFv38L0On1Od8QJa-YuCM0Sy08g91hlAVE8VnapAK-AsHuIfNYcl52VXe3_6RxT5Ema9tWl7oDi3_D3uoNr1MFvGsrIcLcniX9MvL2v6xyHk/s320/Branson-Missouri.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Matt: Good evening how may I direct your call? Jay: May I speak to the decision maker of the house? Matt: Oh that would be me. Totally. Jay: Great! I’m calling on behalf of Branson Weekends. Matt: I love Branson Missouri! Jay: Well, we would like to offer you a great deal on a weekend there! Matt: Do we get to look at timeshare condos? Jay: Absolutely! Matt: Cooooooooool! Jay: And, you’ll get to stay in a lovely suite overlooking Lake Taneycomo. Matt: Lake Perry Como? Jay: No, TANEY-como. Matt: Is Perry Como performing there? Or is he dead? Or was that Andy Williams. Jay: Well, they’re both dead, but Clink Black is headlining the Andy Williams Theater. Matt: Eh. We were hoping for Pam Tillis, so no thanks. Jay: Okie Dokie. Jay: Have you seen how many listens we got for the <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/10/14/man-crush-show" target="_blank">Man Crush</a> show? Matt: It’s actually a little scary. Jay: Who are these people? Matt: Shut-ins, I suppose. Jay: Sad, lonely people. Matt: They just “get” us. Jay: We speak to them. Matt: They know we’re one of them. Jay: People who masturbate then cry themselves to sleep at night. Matt: Boy do we know how that is. Jay: Totally. Matt: *typing* Jay: Who are you communicating with? Matt: My brother. Jay: What’s he doing? Matt: Riding around in a golf cart. Jay: Why? Matt: Because he can’t find a caddie? Hey-OOOOO Jay: I walked right into that one. Matt: I’m way too quick for you. Jay: Obviously. <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjrIeO4KIwNR0EmX1Ap0FlqHOzQmRi3DcxHKUkgTNgWlPne_cZvBUfuDB9Rtx4V0LlArVzbUrqW9J5dYcTTEkyzQ3-eqmOOjTWwoA36vqptoF8OqyiNcikeyc6_lKTdFyf14s-7EJqUmw/s1600/sexy-graduate.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjrIeO4KIwNR0EmX1Ap0FlqHOzQmRi3DcxHKUkgTNgWlPne_cZvBUfuDB9Rtx4V0LlArVzbUrqW9J5dYcTTEkyzQ3-eqmOOjTWwoA36vqptoF8OqyiNcikeyc6_lKTdFyf14s-7EJqUmw/s320/sexy-graduate.jpg" width="263" /></a></div>Jay: Got any ideas for Sunday? Matt: Many! Jay: Do you want to share them? Matt: You promise not to tell anyone? Jay: Of course! Matt: Well, Ryno turns 18 next week. Jay: That’s exciting. Matt: So I thought we could talk about when WE were 18? Jay: I like it! Matt: I’m sure we both have plenty of stories. Jay: Absolutely. And that’s when we both had hope for our futures. Matt: Exactly! We were graduating high school and heading to college. Jay: Lots of great experiences. Matt: It’ll be HUGE! Jay: Another MONSTER show coming up! Matt: I can’t wait! Jay: Me either! Alright, there you go. A little insight into how a couple of brilliant guys put together the NUMBER ONE comedy show on BTR! Tune in Sunday at 12 Noon ET for “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/10/21/when-we-were-18" target="_blank">When We Were 18</a>.” And then call in with your great memories. </div>

Matt Said, Jay Said: _VMCMLXIX

Matt blathers, Jay blathers, You listen intently.Matt: Good evening how may I direct your call?Jay: May I speak to the decision maker of the house?Matt: Oh that would be me. Totally.Jay: Great! I’m calling on behalf of Branson Weekends.Matt: I love B…

Matt Said, Jay Said: _VMCMLXIX

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