I Just Want to Feel Human Again

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Cheers Guys…a very under the weather Matt-Man coming to you here on the pages of the <i>IWS</i> website today.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRJhRB79Y4P6WsR7gMKV0NHI7zqFc97ck_Tqd0NuH9dgGyOm7OXODfhs8c2BWvxZu6stw9wQyKebEDaJKJrqXWNDKYZPD6sF4rW76PwHcWG5whySYU1ww7khfOKnSWoWp6u7fxWCv3wrI/s1600/cold+and+flu+season.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRJhRB79Y4P6WsR7gMKV0NHI7zqFc97ck_Tqd0NuH9dgGyOm7OXODfhs8c2BWvxZu6stw9wQyKebEDaJKJrqXWNDKYZPD6sF4rW76PwHcWG5whySYU1ww7khfOKnSWoWp6u7fxWCv3wrI/s400/cold+and+flu+season.jpg" width="316" /></a></div><br />Of course…there was no need for me to tell you that this is the<i> IWS</i> website; you already knew that.  See?<br /><br />I am not well at all, and perhaps a bit of delirium is beginning to set in along with my other maladies.<br /><br />I have a wicked sore throat, I am certain that the pain resembles what chicks experienced when making porn flicks with Ron Jeremy.<br /><br />I am hot and then cold…sweating, and then freezing…and sometimes, both at the same time.  My body temperature is vacillating nearly as much as Mitt Romney’s stances on critical policy issues.<br /><br />And My Body Itself?  Oh Dear God My Body!!<br /><br />From what’s left of my hair, down to my toes it all hurts.  My body feels like it just spent thirty-six straight hours of having sex with Rosie O’Donnell, and she was on top the entire time.<br /><br />I am broken, tired, and in pain, but alas, I shall try to carry on, but seriously?  This shit is tagging my ass and wiping me out with the same speed and effectiveness of an Amish barn raising.<br /><br />And if it doesn’t rain today, I will be unable to call off sick, because the Beer Mine owner also farms.  It’s a no-win situation.<br /><br />The only silver lining in all of this?<br /><br />It’s nice to know that my BFF/OSP, Schmoop, is there when I need her, and I didn’t even have to ask.<br /><br />She called to see if I needed anything while working Monday, and ended up bringing me more clothes and more flu/sore throat drugs.<br /><br />I think she was more than happy to do that because when she asked me if I needed anything…Rather than my typical reply of,<i> “No, I’ll be fine.”</i>, I said, <i>“Yes.”</i><br /><br />She gets worried when I actually admit to not feeling well, and in an odd way, I find that to be quite endearing, so, Thanks Schmooooop!!<br /><br />That’s all I have; my ass is ready for another round of pills, a big glug glug of cold water, and more sleep.<br /><br /><i>Yours in Christ, and pass the Ny-Quil…</i><br /><br /><i>Matt-Man</i><br /><i><span style="color: blue;">mattmaniws@ymail.com</span></i><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">@MattMan_IWS</span></i></a></div>

I Just Want to Feel Human Again

Cheers Guys…a very under the weather Matt-Man coming to you here on the pages of the IWS website today.Of course…there was no need for me to tell you that this is the IWS website; you already knew that.  See?I am not well at all, and perhaps a bit of…

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