Funny Headlines Have Returned Yet Again!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Holaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! It’s time for more headlines!!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">LeBron James says he belongs on the Mt. Rushmore of the NBA. When asked where it is replies “Damn, I don’t know … Colorado?” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">CDC says 2,739 American women have injured themselves trying to dace like Beyoncé did at the Grammy’s. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">President Obama laughs uncontrollably as he can’t stop making “short jokes” at Vladimir Putin’s expense. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">NFL prospect Michael Sam clarifies his announcement that he’s gay: “I’m more ‘Rock Hudson’ gay, not ‘Johnny Weir’ gay. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Pope Francis says it’s important to love the homeless. Homeless say that’s nice but “we can’t buy 211’s with love, man.” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Men’s Doubles Luge outlawed in Kansas. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEDkb2DBDj-H__wJMMgv_5XTKTu1qN-k67-uO1KreOp3EphVdI4X6tLC31DuycL-LtwI_FsbWm1XdjM5Yw-76Wg9cLWpx5_eVFyfI50BA2o_lCF6Oa5QyZLZfvPjXSL3LTYiJGA7Ue6g5X/s1600/Men+Doubles+Luge+Sochi+2014+Olympics.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="233" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEDkb2DBDj-H__wJMMgv_5XTKTu1qN-k67-uO1KreOp3EphVdI4X6tLC31DuycL-LtwI_FsbWm1XdjM5Yw-76Wg9cLWpx5_eVFyfI50BA2o_lCF6Oa5QyZLZfvPjXSL3LTYiJGA7Ue6g5X/s1600/Men+Doubles+Luge+Sochi+2014+Olympics.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Ted Cruz demands to know if Obama pronounces it “tomato” or “tomahto” before committing to one side or the other. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">In shocking development, talk radio caller remembers to turn down his radio first. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Area woman is sick and tired of men with “scruffy beards.” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Sad, lonely man puts up a good front pretending not to care about Valentine’s Day. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Male prostitute uses hidden shotgun in the headboard trick to rob johns. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/KxCu758.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="http://i.imgur.com/KxCu758.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Rand Paul missed the debt ceiling vote because we out trying to find the perfect Valentine’s Day gift to give himself. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">President Obama still angry over not winning any southern states in 2012 orders up a series of winter storms as punishment. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Americans intrigued by Olympic Curling say it could become popular here if it can be made more violent. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Arkansas County Quorum Court finds laws to be too confusing so everyone just goes home. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">CNN gets into the scripted show business because nobody gives a shit about the news anyway. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Amanda Knox turns down sweet job offer as tour guide for Perillo Tours of Italy. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhacOjzPebXX9Kp1b25VpafexE25ekJdb61tHGexE2IlSJzWY6mKOA7VhY8ThKhpvwMyK8z0BW9CL6j0NhrBnbtmeakP_WlkGiSlHssAORZ2B8U3wofQ1854kGGfDB5Tqoge88tRkPOVzFm/s1600/Amanda+Knox+Hot+Sexy+Legs.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhacOjzPebXX9Kp1b25VpafexE25ekJdb61tHGexE2IlSJzWY6mKOA7VhY8ThKhpvwMyK8z0BW9CL6j0NhrBnbtmeakP_WlkGiSlHssAORZ2B8U3wofQ1854kGGfDB5Tqoge88tRkPOVzFm/s1600/Amanda+Knox+Hot+Sexy+Legs.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Comcast and Time Warner Cable agree to a merger promise half the service and quality with twice the shittiness. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">New Yorkers angry that Mayor de Blasio didn’t order schools closed during snowstorm. De Blasio replies “Who knew Al Roker would be right?” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Facebook announces users will have 50 gender options. “Other” not one of them. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition to be delivered with some pages “pre-stuck together.” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Area man can’t explain why he finds curling so damn fascinating, he just does. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjWRSgTdGVOurLcF8j-IHclQOKO6GWv2Zo76S9ySNuY8Ls-zPBlCnGSqcVHCduubI76VtDyXDrJB9pFFtpvtzpAarPBhwM26erVjMZm6HLPjTTn-B4-y_ReUDOYyehuQSNJ3sg9WMqmHry/s1600/Russian+Women's+Curling+Team+Hot+Sochi+2014.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjWRSgTdGVOurLcF8j-IHclQOKO6GWv2Zo76S9ySNuY8Ls-zPBlCnGSqcVHCduubI76VtDyXDrJB9pFFtpvtzpAarPBhwM26erVjMZm6HLPjTTn-B4-y_ReUDOYyehuQSNJ3sg9WMqmHry/s1600/Russian+Women's+Curling+Team+Hot+Sochi+2014.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Okay, that’s enough. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jayman68" target="_blank">My Facebook</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS</a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

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