MSJS: FIRE AT WILL!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Cheers ‘n shit. <br />Jay: Holawhatever. <br />Matt: Dude you need to cheer up. <br />Jay: I DO??? Sheesh. <br />Matt: Things have just been …. Blah lately. <br />Jay: A little Seasonal Affective Disorder<br />Matt: I guess. <br />Jay: But, things are looking up! <br />Matt: True. Schmoop got her unemployment! <br />Jay: And the ice and snow is about to melt away! <br />Matt: True. There are positive things happening. <br />Jay: And Britney Spears won a People’s Choice Award! <br />Matt: I’m so glad she’s back. <br />Jay: America is a better place when Britney is around. <br />Matt: Word. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhccL05vTDrqxoAzR8-UzVAleK9JdZjcix_7_RFu5h3ufEc7jTdSuT65LijGBhAZ6yw_2Oqbx3DvW6OdaTd8CIRgpQAFtveT4auzBoi7CDiPCilYvHwD5Rn9I9duia5AUA8fvR0vn9UrHr8/s1600/Britney+Spears+People's+Choice+2014+Hot+Sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhccL05vTDrqxoAzR8-UzVAleK9JdZjcix_7_RFu5h3ufEc7jTdSuT65LijGBhAZ6yw_2Oqbx3DvW6OdaTd8CIRgpQAFtveT4auzBoi7CDiPCilYvHwD5Rn9I9duia5AUA8fvR0vn9UrHr8/s1600/Britney+Spears+People's+Choice+2014+Hot+Sexy.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: So what was for supper? <br />Jay: You mean dinner? <br />Matt: What’s that? <br />Jay: That’s what you have as your evening meal?<br />Matt: Huh. Okay what was for supper? <br />Jay: Is that the evening meal?<br />Matt: It’s gonna be you LAST supper if you keep doing this! <br />Jay: Damn you’re touchy. <br />Matt: I’M ON EDGE JAYMAN! I’M ON EDGE! <br />Jay: Goodness! I had red beans and rice. <br />Matt: Oh, that’s not too bad at all. <br />Jay: IKR?! Whatchu havin’? <br />Matt: Chicken patties. Schmoop already made them. <br />Jay: Damn, that Schmoop is pretty thoughtful. <br />Matt: She’ll surprise you sometimes. <br />Jay: SNEAKY THOUGHTFUL! <br />Matt: Scrappy! <br />Jay: That’s how white women are. <br />Matt: True dat. <br />Jay: It doesn’t come naturally to them either. <br />Matt: God no! They have to work at it. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9qNJc-G95PT7IivzgPgdqzXqFetUgPb-E0mbwpvtdgCuVKWw529MR3nMH86Meqm8ghtek8aiQCsgvXYKyVOW9Zznh0787BM3-R8wkEGamsSjiEMKD0xI_IlR55XPPwzKZXEKuaG8kNVzS/s1600/Demi+Moore+Bikini+Hot+2014+Nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9qNJc-G95PT7IivzgPgdqzXqFetUgPb-E0mbwpvtdgCuVKWw529MR3nMH86Meqm8ghtek8aiQCsgvXYKyVOW9Zznh0787BM3-R8wkEGamsSjiEMKD0xI_IlR55XPPwzKZXEKuaG8kNVzS/s1600/Demi+Moore+Bikini+Hot+2014+Nude.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: HEY! I know what always cheers you up. <br />Matt: What’s that?<br />Jay: Doing “hit pieces” on people. <br />Matt: Oooooo … that is always a good pick-me-up! <br />Jay: So let’s do it! <br />Matt: Who? Where? When? <br />Jay: On the show! Let’s take down all the a-holes! <br />Matt: I like it! <br />Jay: Just think of who you can’t stand. <br />Matt: Hmm … Sean Hannity, Al Sharpton, Rachel Maddow. <br />Jay: There you go. Take ‘em down this week. <br />Matt: We can do it! Who’s in your crosshairs? <br />Jay: Maybe Chris Hayes. Skip Bayless. A few others. <br />Matt: Jerks! <br />Jay: IKR? Also, maybe other pet-peeves. <br />Matt: Like? <br />Jay: Kids, old people, theme parties. Stupid shit. <br />Matt: There’s sooooo much stupid shit going on. <br />Jay: We can do this! <br />Matt: We MUST do this! <br />Jay: Oh one other person who needs the IWS treatment badly. <br />Matt and Jay: CHRIS CHRISTIE!!!! <br />Matt: Set phasers to destroy! <br />Jay: Let’s get to battle stations! <br />Matt: READY. FIRE. AIM!!!<br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal">Be sure to tune into “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2014/01/13/hit-me-with-your-best-shot" target="_blank">Hit Me With Your Best Shot</a>” on IWS Radio Sunday night at 8 PM ET!!! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

MSJS: FIRE AT WILL!

Matt: Cheers ‘n shit. Jay: Holawhatever. Matt: Dude you need to cheer up. Jay: I DO??? Sheesh. Matt: Things have just been …. Blah lately. J...

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