Black Friday Quote of the Year

<b>November 29, 2013</b><br /><a href="http://www.newsday.com/news/nation/black-friday-live-dummy-holds-shopper-s-place-cops-say-man-shot-over-tv-1.6515403">Black Friday live: Dummy holds shopper's place, cops say man shot over TV</a><br /><div style="color: #666666;"><br /></div><div style="color: #666666;"><i>Police Lt. David Gordon says the victim was carrying the TV at an apartment complex near the University of Nevada, Las Vegas when someone fired warning shots, prompting him to drop the appliance. Gordon says the robber snatched the TV and took it to a vehicle, and the victim tried to wrestle it back. That's when the robber fired shots and hit the victim in the leg.</i></div><br />Is that the quote of the year? No. Brace for it though. Here it comes!<br /><br /><div style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>It's unclear what happened to the TV.</i></span></div><br />WTF! How can they just leave us dangling like that? Is the television okay or isn't it? We know it was dropped. We know that there was some wrestling going on after that. We know it was taken away in a vehicle by a man with a gun. It just doesn't look good at all! What if the television is dead? If there isn't a ransom demand within the next 72 hours I'm going to start assuming the worst!<br /><br />Let us hope and pray that the television is okay and will be reunited with its one true owner. Just think how much sentimental value was built up in their brief time together. It's like losing a baby, really. That's what makes Black Friday so special: so many people, so many solid gold babies.<br /><br /><i style="color: #666666;">What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.</i><span style="color: #666666;"> </span>- <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Handey">Jack Handey</a>

Black Friday Quote of the Year

November 29, 2013 Black Friday live: Dummy holds shopper's place, cops say man shot over TV Police Lt. David Gordon says the victim was ...

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