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Cuchini Camel Toe Pad

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7DB3azgj2DWULxNm4MsVNtixmIyB1aP6dR4tqJzmFHhzgujHaaV58D8IV-_gQWCHejnsdGSIvbvBP-RcrhO1gVQJsoh9ZvWq9ptKKMkN1yz7pXoCsosAmsEucOzUJEsbBFRvXeYqFvsY/s1600/Untitled.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7DB3azgj2DWULxNm4MsVNtixmIyB1aP6dR4tqJzmFHhzgujHaaV58D8IV-_gQWCHejnsdGSIvbvBP-RcrhO1gVQJsoh9ZvWq9ptKKMkN1yz7pXoCsosAmsEucOzUJEsbBFRvXeYqFvsY/s320/Untitled.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"> </div><div class="MsoNormal"> Holy shitballs! Are you F’ing kidding me? Have you seen this?! One of you is my hero and brought this to my attention. It’s called the Cuchini Camel Toe pad. Let me repeat— Camel. Toe. Pad. As you can imagine, my mind is imploding with thoughts right now. <ol><li>Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! </li><li>In case you don’t know what camel toe is, it’s what happens when your pants are too tight and they ride up your hoo-ha so everyone can see your genital crack and it looks like the F’ing toe of a camel. Yes, I got that from Webster’s Dictionary. </li><li>Okay, call me cray cray but I always assumed that people who had this camel toe problem didn’t know they had it. I mean who the hell knowingly walks out of their house with their pants going up their vajayjay? </li><li>The amazon ad keeps talking about how “a frontal wedgie” is like the most common wardrobe problem. A. Frontal wedgie— milk just came out my nose! And B. Seriously? Because if it were, they’d be selling this shit at Tarjay. Or maybe in Victoria’s Secret but it’d say something on the front like “remove before tapping.” </li><li>I gotta wonder about all those women who always look so put together like Michelle Obama and Kate Middleton. Or the people on the red carpet. Do you think they’re all wearing camel toe pads? If so I’d feel a little better about it. Nahhh, that’s bullshit, no I wouldn’t. </li><li>Okay, this is the only review that’s up on Amazon so far: “This does work in hiding that embarrassing camel toe, but I wish it was thinner. You can see the outline of it with your swim suit on. Overall it gets the job done and to me it's better to be able to see the cuchini outline rather than a camel toe!”   No no no no no no no! Seeing the cuchini pad outline IS JUST AS BAD as seeing camel toe. Correction, IT’S WORSE. ‘Cause basically you’re admitting that you KNOW you have camel toe. Please, for the love of God, go to the store and buy a new bathing suit that doesn’t ride up your vajayjay. </li><li>Cuchini? Ahhhhhh, it’s like they took the word coochie and said now how to we make it sound classy? I know! Let’s make it sound Italian! Le coochie? No. Il cucchi? No. Cuchini. Yes! </li><li>I want to know, if you’re at a club and looking all awesome and shit because your camel toe pad is preventing a frontal wedgie, and you meet this beefy meathead and go back to his crib to hook up, when do you remove your camel toe pad? I mean do you wait until he finds it and he’s like WTF is this, a vagina pad to make your hoo-ha look smoother? Or do you stealthily go to the bathroom and remove it and pray when you walk out of the bathroom that he doesn’t see your frontal wedgie and get turned off? Or is he feeling you down over your panties and is he like where the hell is your crack? </li><li>OMG, do you know what this makes you look like?! One of those Barbie dolls who just has a smooth plastic area where her crack should be?! Okay that’s just creepy. </li><li>Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, I know I said this already, but it’s important enough to say twice. </li></ol>And we all know I only wish I was this funny. This whole thing was stolen from Baby Sideburns on facebook.  I'm not linking directly there so she doesn't accidentally stumble upon this blog, bless her heart. </div>

Cuchini Camel Toe Pad

Holy shitballs! Are you F’ing kidding me? Have you seen this?! One of you is my hero and brought this to my attention. It’s called the Cuc...

Cuchini Camel Toe Pad

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