I'm Going to be on Vacation!!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl4b4hxKK9iNUKr1NlA5aYGyK2KhnSG1npwDIR_QjO7uM_yUiOjRcypPcSpzdmUOyevYi20dkulVAqHnDEha1j5TFCtx784jJVveL3bNKtXicuEfrnrfuJSFeAPZtJunviZ6q6BP8D7REZ/s1600/Gisele+Bundchen+Naked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhl4b4hxKK9iNUKr1NlA5aYGyK2KhnSG1npwDIR_QjO7uM_yUiOjRcypPcSpzdmUOyevYi20dkulVAqHnDEha1j5TFCtx784jJVveL3bNKtXicuEfrnrfuJSFeAPZtJunviZ6q6BP8D7REZ/s400/Gisele+Bundchen+Naked.jpg" width="400" /></a>Cheeeeeeeeeeeers Chuckleheads and a Happy Monday to you all!!<br /><br />You know…for a long time I have worked hard, minded my own business, and done right by the Lord six days a week for five years, but guess what?<br /><br />This coming Saturday, October 12th?<br /><br />I have the entire day off.<br /><br />Damn right.  For the first time in four months, this coming Saturday, I have a Saturday off, and you know what?<br /><br />It’s going to be the Saturday of Matt.<br /><br />I am looking for suggestions in order to make my Saturday off a complete mind blowing 24 hours off.<br /><br />I will tell you, first of all, I am taking my BFF/OSP Schmoop out to breakfast to the Frisch’s breakfast bar which in itself, is a huge accomplishment.<br /><br />You see…<br /><br />Schmoop doesn’t like to mix and meddle amongst the unwashed masses.  She hates people, including herself. Which should make our rare time dining together, an utmost pleasurable experience.<br /><br />After breakfast, I think I will just come home and either evacuate my colon if need be, or watch some news. FOX News that is, and if worlds are in junction, I will take a shit while listening to FOX News.<br /><br />FOX and Friends Weekends brings out the best in me, and I appreciate it.  Thanks Clayton.  Thanks Tucker. Thanks Blonde Bimbo of the Week!!<br /><br />Seriously though?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6PDFgLBf_TmmkFnNIk79hfdRH0hxYb-z_kq9qHLuJDXSnlFmhJRAd_zCQRDlJMrEoyudWOvAB0gspFqwEOqkU_JwZRQnT2O0ecSegIYqzZQkqLJAY6wrlK4bds-dRk02oynEbSWFeJ2v3/s1600/Breakfast+Buffet.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="323" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6PDFgLBf_TmmkFnNIk79hfdRH0hxYb-z_kq9qHLuJDXSnlFmhJRAd_zCQRDlJMrEoyudWOvAB0gspFqwEOqkU_JwZRQnT2O0ecSegIYqzZQkqLJAY6wrlK4bds-dRk02oynEbSWFeJ2v3/s400/Breakfast+Buffet.jpg" width="400" /></a>I don’t want this one rare Saturday off to be about nothing but eating, drinking, watching college football, and having sex with Schmoop while imagining her to be a college cheerleader.<br /><br />Or do I?<br /><br />You know…that doesn’t sound too bad.<br /><br />Of course, if that’s my plan, I will have to eat the hell out of the eggs and bacon at the Frisch’s breakfast buffet. Need some protein.<br /><br />A lot of protein.  In fact, knowing Schmoop as she is, A LOT of protein.<br /><br />And then, dig it…<br /><br />Jayman and I were considering taking a week off from the IWS Radio show, but guess what?  We’re still going to do one.<br /><br />Yep….This Saturday October 12th from 11 AM ET until whenever, we are going to fly by the seats of our pants and talk trash.<br /><br />We are not going to prepare.  We are not going to hone a pre-show rhythm.  We are just going to let it floooooow.<br /><br />Man…It may not mean much to you all, but having an entire Saturday off is like hitting the lottery, and I can’t wait until this coming Saturday.<br /><br />Breakfast with Schmoop.  Radio with Jay.  College football, beer, greasy snacks, and a little somethin' somethin'?<br /><br />I don’t get that often.  And let me tell ya…<br /><br />I can’t wait.<br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><i><br /></i><i>Matt-Man</i><br /><br />In other news…IWS Radio put on another award winning radio show yesterday.  A cast of thousands were there including Jaaaaaaaamie, Sanni, and Schmoop.  So…<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="370" src="http://player.cinchcast.com/?show_id=5504623&platformId=1&assetType=single" width="400"></iframe></div><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 400px;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Give it a listen dammit!!</div>

I'm Going to be on Vacation!!

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