My Fucking Internet Connection Was Out, Again.

This has been an ongoing problem ever since I moved into this fucking place.<br />I, or rather, my wife, had the repair guys out here two or three times and they couldn't find anything wrong.<br />The sonofabitch goes on the blink and stays out until it damn well feels like coming back on.<br /><br />I finally got pissed off last year and called the motherfuckers and reamed some ass.<br />I told them to send somebody out here that knew what the fuck they were doing because there IS a problem and I want to know what the fuck it is.<br />I'm tired of playing nice with you assholes and getting shined on.<br /><br /><br />You send somebody out here while I am here so I can talk to the guy and you can quit blowing smoke up my wifes ass.<br /><br />So, bigger than shit a van shows up and this young guy gets out while I am here before I gotta go to work.<br /><br />He starts in where the cable comes to the house.<br /><br />I'm thinking you should start at the fucking pole and work your way in but whatever.<br /><br />So he is taking connections apart and I am fucking around in the garage because that's where all that shit is.<br /><br />He gets up on a ladder and takes a connection apart and looks at it. Nothing wrong there.<br /><br />He goes to put the fucker back together and gets shocked,....<br /><br /><br />Houston, we have a problem.<br /><br />TV cable is not supposed to have 110 volts running through it obviously.<br /><br />So he starts tracing the cable with a hand held gizmo that detects electricity by the electric field around the wire.<br /><br />After a bit he calls the guy they should have sent out in the first place, the old guy who has seen it all.<br /><br />He shows and up and they put their heads together for a minute and then the real diagnosis starts.<br /><br />They followed the cable through every room in this house, front to back.<br /><br />Somewhere, inside the motherfucking walls, it is either rubbing up against a live wire, or what my personal thoughts are, some dickhead ran a screw or a nail into the wall that went through the 110 line into the cable and shorted them together.<br /><br />Short of yanking every cable out of the wall there is zero chance of ever finding where it is so here I sit.<br /><br />This is a rental house and neither I nor the owner wants to go through all that..<br /><br />If it was my house it would already have been done.<br /><br />I'd have yanked every inch of that shit out until I found it and been done with the irritating fucking thing.<br /><br /><br />So my lack of posting is not just me being a lazy fuck, this time......<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCi342RjZTWPJCh7SiHzb1zBUd04DWlbLuegHw-uGPBmSwRvXTvfbXhCbPgw4mpR_3S1-6PkGa_RcvCzUejiL6AeiLUfqknbu2uZArr4TiL0ixL1S0i4e2OddmdDwkwmfkKYHeLK8CTPFf/s1600/http:__www.photoshoproadmap.com_Photoshop-blog_wp-content_uploads_2013_08_steammmm1.jpg" imageanchor="1" ><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCi342RjZTWPJCh7SiHzb1zBUd04DWlbLuegHw-uGPBmSwRvXTvfbXhCbPgw4mpR_3S1-6PkGa_RcvCzUejiL6AeiLUfqknbu2uZArr4TiL0ixL1S0i4e2OddmdDwkwmfkKYHeLK8CTPFf/s640/http:__www.photoshoproadmap.com_Photoshop-blog_wp-content_uploads_2013_08_steammmm1.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><br />

My Fucking Internet Connection Was Out, Again.

This has been an ongoing problem ever since I moved into this fucking place. I, or rather, my wife, had the repair guys out here two or thre...

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