Matt Said Jay Said 301.688.5849

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Matt jokes, Jay jokes, You joke too! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Cheers! <br />Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaaa! <br />Matt: I think we’re ready! <br />Jay: Hell ye … What was that? <br />Matt: What was what? <br />Jay: I thought I heard something. <br />Matt: *listens* I don’t hear anything. <br />Jay: Okay, that’s cool. <br />Matt: Have you been drinking? <br />Jay: No why?<br />Matt: You’re hear … Wait! <br />Jay: Uh-huh! <br />Matt: Something’s messed up. <br />Jay: I know. I don’t know what it is though. <br />Matt: Me either. <br />Jay: I’ll call you back and see if it’s better. <br />Matt: Good idea. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">*Jay calls Matt back*<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Hello? </div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Hello? <br />Matt: Do you hear anything? <br />Jay: Nope. <br />Matt: Okay then. <br />Jay: Whew! That was weird. <br />Matt: Even weirder than usual for us. <br />Jay: I know ri … WHAT WAS THAT?<br />Matt: You know what it sounds like?<br />Jay: Heavy breathing? <br />Matt: Yes! That’s it. <br />Jay: Is Corky asleep on the phone? <br />Matt: No, she’s staring at Schmoop eating a burger. <br />Jay: Huh. This …. Wait a minute! <br />Matt: OH MY GOD! <br />Jay and Matt: We got an NSA agent who is a fucking pervert!!! <br />Matt: Gross! <br />Jay: That really pisses me off! <br />Matt: Really offensive. <br />Jay: On the plus side, I think I would be a GREAT NSA agent.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgntL15AKMN2rhX17feGCnR1yaNr4YEFOCxq8Y7htDzL1RjyVSwyDFidpF4e7YGk1stz70wgYYyrFKi3NJC06pKCDf5M7WgGUyDYa8TUgnBeweE2rX3GzXUipm3LCJMgD0-pN3uGU-l7Hw/s1600/Jay+Great+American+NSA.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="301" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgntL15AKMN2rhX17feGCnR1yaNr4YEFOCxq8Y7htDzL1RjyVSwyDFidpF4e7YGk1stz70wgYYyrFKi3NJC06pKCDf5M7WgGUyDYa8TUgnBeweE2rX3GzXUipm3LCJMgD0-pN3uGU-l7Hw/s320/Jay+Great+American+NSA.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: You do have excellent stalking skills.<br />Jay: I prefer “reconnaissance” please. <br />Matt: Either way, you’re tireless in your pursuit of people. <br />Jay: Hey now! Your snooping skills are top notch too. <br />Matt: Well, I’m good at digging up dirt. I mean information. <br />Jay: I think the NSA would be lucky to have us working for them! <br />Matt: They would barely have to train us at all. <br />Jay: Just teach us to not follow the rules. <br />Matt: Exactly! Beat the honesty out of us and we’d be perfect. <br />Jay: If <a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2013/06/weve-been-discovered.html" target="_blank">Lorne Michaels doesn’t call</a> we outta pursue this idea. <br />Matt: We might think about it … IF … Lorne doesn’t call. <br />Jay: Even if Lorne does call, we might think about it. <br />Matt: We are great Americans like that. <br />Jay: True. And having that kind of power does excite me a bit. <br />Matt: Oooo … Good point. I for one would never abuse that! <br />Jay: Not at all. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmx0pB71sUoyGvOqDHswbS2jQUcHPuQtWb7orUE2b42wnfjiOuablyWEobzZTALoNDUhTMrJjiEOGLuTDh9d6BdjgIHt5Ua2jWeA6Fq-nPASK80BZz8Da6Jphj53wVHMcLzT7OpwBRT8k/s1600/Matt+Man+NSA+Agent.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmx0pB71sUoyGvOqDHswbS2jQUcHPuQtWb7orUE2b42wnfjiOuablyWEobzZTALoNDUhTMrJjiEOGLuTDh9d6BdjgIHt5Ua2jWeA6Fq-nPASK80BZz8Da6Jphj53wVHMcLzT7OpwBRT8k/s320/Matt+Man+NSA+Agent.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: So, Joke Show time again!!! <br />Jay: It’s the happiest day of the year! <br />Matt: Totally! <br />Jay: It’s gonna be so much fun. <br />Matt: Lots of smiles and laughter. <br />Jay: That’s what we’re all about! <br />Matt: AAAAAND! … Audience participation! <br />Jay: We have a couple of commitments from people. <br />Matt: I can’t wait to hear what they’ve worked up. <br />Jay: And, a couple of audios from other listeners. <br />Matt: HILARIOUS! <br />Jay: And our correspondents! <br />Matt: And some Public Service Announcements. <br />Jay: I’m excited! <br />Matt: Me too! <br />Mystery Voice: OHHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHH! <br />Jay: <br />Matt: <br />Jay and Matt: GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Be sure to tune into “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/09/show-me-the-funny" target="_blank">Show Me the Funny</a>!” Sunday at 12 Noon ET on <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/06/09/show-me-the-funny" target="_blank">I’m With Stupid</a>! It’s gonna be a riot! <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said Jay Said 301.688.5849

Matt jokes, Jay jokes, You joke too! Matt: Cheers! Jay: Holaaaaaaaaaaaa! Matt: I think we’re ready! Jay: Hell ye … What was that? Matt: What...

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