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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <br /><div class="MsoNormal">Matt inhales, Jay exhales, You close your eyes and pray for the sweet release of death. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Don’t say anything funny while I’m inhaling. <br />Jay: How bout when you’re exhaling? <br />Matt: That’s okay. <br />Jay: Kinda weird. <br />Matt: Why? <br />Jay: Cause you’re pretty much only inhaling or exhaling, right? <br />Matt: No. <br />Jay: So you spend a lot of time not breathing? <br />Matt: NOOO .. Inhaling when I’m smoking silly! <br />Jay: Ohhhhhhhhh<br />Matt: Don’t say anything funny when I’m inhaling my cigarette. <br />Jay: I’ll try. <br />Matt: I need you to do more than try. <br />Jay: Dude. I can’t always control the funny. <br />Matt: Well, that’s a good point. <br />Jay: AAAAAAAAAND <br />Matt: Don’t say it. <br />Jay: You should stop inhaling. <br />Matt: Can I exhale? <br />Jay: I guess, but what’s the point. <br />Matt: Whatever. I’ll quit when I feel like it. <br />Jay: Whatever. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE5NtHcXCeSBggA5DNjtzqSERKfjc-Eag40Y42T1HQK3m6I1Ewg1DlsgN1G4dCMsIPds5CYWgRs6z8Zg13QPNk72XcpIgTKqrfUvrSeCRbtrGMxkMG_SuYvgGrwgEE63mH5VHtrnVB45g/s1600/Jessica-Alba-Bikini-Nude-Hot-Nipples.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE5NtHcXCeSBggA5DNjtzqSERKfjc-Eag40Y42T1HQK3m6I1Ewg1DlsgN1G4dCMsIPds5CYWgRs6z8Zg13QPNk72XcpIgTKqrfUvrSeCRbtrGMxkMG_SuYvgGrwgEE63mH5VHtrnVB45g/s400/Jessica-Alba-Bikini-Nude-Hot-Nipples.jpg" width="226" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Mushroom burgers for dinner tonight. <br />Jay: Delicious! <br />Matt: What are you having? <br />Jay: Spaghetti<br />Matt: Oh yeah! We had skets last weekend. <br />Jay: What the hell is “skets?” <br />Matt: “Skets” … “Sketti” … “Spaghetti?” <br />Jay: You made that up! <br />Matt: Yeah. <br />Jay: You Ohio people … Just making shit up. <br />Matt: Schmoop and I call Spaghetti “Sketti” or “Skets” <br />Jay: I guess I can see “sketti” but not “skets” <br />Matt: What’s the difference? <br />Jay: “Skets” sounds like the plural of “Sketti” <br />Matt: And? <br />Jay: Did you have multiple spaghetti dinners? <br />Matt: Actually, yes. <br />Jay: Uhh … Well OKAY THEN! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Got a title for Saturday’s show?<br />Jay: Hookers and Blow? <br />Matt: Ha! And talk about …. <br />Jay: Golf and the weather I guess. <br />Matt: Well, we can preview The Master’s<br />Jay: Exactly! And, IDK, the FINAL FOUR! <br />Matt: Right! Obviously, this weekend needs Slyder Balzcock.<br />Jay: Definitely. And we can talk about Kevin Ware’s leg. <br />Matt: *shudder*<br />Jay: IKR? Have you done a Google Image Search for that? <br />Matt: Fuck no! <br />Jay: Good choice. Oh! Leno out at NBC! <br />Matt: Speaking of a whore! <br />Jay: Exactly! We might have thoughts on Kamala Harris. <br />Matt: And maybe just all the Media Whores in general. <br />Jay: Oh yeah, we can go on and on about that all day. <br />Matt: And maybe Kirk Douglas weather for the Master’s. <br />Jay: He can do it! <br />Matt: This is gonna rock! <br />Jay: Maybe we’ll call a few people? <br />Matt: And maybe they’ll pick up! <br />Jay: Wouldn’t that be cool! <br />Matt: Okay, we’re ready! <br />Jay: Damn right we are! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Be sure to tune into “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/07/hookers-and-blow" target="_blank">Hookers and Blow</a>” on IWS Radio this Sunday at 12 Noon ET!!! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said: 24.7.365

Matt inhales, Jay exhales, You close your eyes and pray for the sweet release of death. Matt: Don’t say anything funny while I’m inhaling. ...

Matt Said, Jay Said: 24.7.365

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