Matt Said Jay Said 661.BIG.WULB

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtolS4H9MkoB5CIX2YBXqYl81IjnHv_-pRtys6kZcQqdB7waVidOy5qk8BaiSRXuiFHqfcOgkrE_NdH6UoDS2UCln77hPElNvd3QFFMr_Kp2-sPa_hyqZXDjw-yX2SHN_3GXEIWgsoAqU/s1600/Vanna+WHite+Hot+Sexy+Naked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtolS4H9MkoB5CIX2YBXqYl81IjnHv_-pRtys6kZcQqdB7waVidOy5qk8BaiSRXuiFHqfcOgkrE_NdH6UoDS2UCln77hPElNvd3QFFMr_Kp2-sPa_hyqZXDjw-yX2SHN_3GXEIWgsoAqU/s400/Vanna+WHite+Hot+Sexy+Naked.jpg" width="320" /></a>Matt coughs…Jay laughs…You, roll your eyes.<br /><br />Matt:  Redneckville, Arkansas!!  You‘re On!!<br />Jay:  That sounded nothing like Larry King.<br />Matt:  I was doing my Vanna White.<br />Jay:  Oh…well then…that was pretty good.<br />Matt:  Thank you.<br />Jay:  You’re very welcome.<br /><br />Matt:  Sooooo…what should this Sunday’s show be about?<br />Jay:  What?  Do you not have a calendar in the Bagwine digs?  Easter!!<br />Matt:  Ohhhhhh, right, right, right, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.<br />Jay:  I mean, c’mon dude, we have to help the Christ move that stone so we can get our Jesus Freak on.<br />Matt:  Yeah, after all, the Number One Comedy Show on BTR should weigh in on this.<br />Jay:  You’re damn right…People hang on our every word and look to us as their life force.<br />Matt:  True Dat.<br />Jay and Matt:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…<br /><br />Matt:  Plenty of funny stuff to talk about in reference to Easter and the Resurrection.<br />Jay:  Oh hell yeah…and tic tic tic tic<br />Matt:  What the hell was that?<br />Jay:  The Easter Bunny sound.<br />Matt:  Ha Ha----(cough cough cough)<br />Jay:  You gonna make it there, Marlboro Man?<br />Matt:  Ha…(cough) I thinks so (cough).  How is it that you always say something funny when I am inhaling?<br />Jay:  It’s a gift.<br /><br />Matt:  Excellent…Anyhoo…We could have an interview with the Easter Bunny.<br />Jay:  Oh hell yeah…Guy Ahnyurdyck can do that.<br />Matt:  We could talk about Jesus being left alone in a cave for three days, and what he did.<br />Jay:  I have a feeling it wasn't pretty…or righteous.  And…And…<br />Matt:  What!?<br />Jay:  I bet Joshua has something to report on the Gay Marriage brou ha ha.<br />Matt:  Oh I bet he does and Paul Piatt will probably have a reflective Easter poem.<br /><br />Jay:  Man, is two hours enough, because we need to take calls and place calls as well.<br />Matt:  IKR?  ‘Cause we have to call my son, Billy the Kid, and my future ex-wife.<br />Jay:  Not only that, we’ll have some uplifting Easter music, and perhaps a dramatic Tumblr reading.<br />Matt:  Ha!!<br />Jay:  What?<br /><br />Matt:  Speaking of Tumblr, I have an excellent Easter related <a href="https://twitter.com/Dana_Lu" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Dana</span></a> joke.<br />Jay:  What is it?<br />Matt:  <span style="background-color: black;">dfghgoiighsdfhigosihgosihdfohdgohdfgohdgfhodgjijbvdjvbpdjapdjbdjpdjpdafjp[j </span>!!<br />Jay and Matt: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha<br />Jay:  That’s awesome dude!! Especially when you said <span style="background-color: black;">sdjfutheyd </span> Nothing like making fun of one of the Borgia sisters.<br /><br />Matt:  I think there’s plenty here, but…<br />Jay:  But hell we’ll think of some more Easter and news related jocularity as well.<br />Matt:  Damn right, because we’re Number One.<br />Jay:  In the hearts and minds of all who listen………<br />Matt and Jay:  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha<br /><br />Matt:  See you on the radio Sunday while drinking a Steel Reserve that I gave up for Lent.<br />Jay:  And I’ll see you on the radio drinking a Pepsi that I <i>didn't</i> give up for Lent!!<br />Matt:  Later…<br />Jay:  (burp)<br /><br />To listen to IWS Radio’s <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/31/christs-coming-out-party" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">Christ’s Coming Out Party</span></a> LIVE this Sunday from Noon-2 PM, click <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/03/31/christs-coming-out-party" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></a>.<br /><br />Hope to see a good congregation in the Chat Room and on the phone lines.</div>

Matt Said Jay Said 661.BIG.WULB

Matt coughs…Jay laughs…You, roll your eyes. Matt:  Redneckville, Arkansas!!  You‘re On!! Jay:  That sounded nothing like Larry King. Matt:  ...

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