Last night on Facebook, I asked for suggestions as to what to write about for today, and I received a modicum of suggestions, but none better than the one provided by Jayman.
After last week of the IWS site trumpeting posts about people and things that Jay and I have had enough of, Jayman thought that perhaps I could write about people and things of which I cannot get enough.
Say no more Jayman, and let’s get to it!!
First and foremost, and without hesitation…My best friend evah, the uber-lovely Schmoopster.
Ahhhhhhh, Schmoop. I enjoy how she never tires of making fun of me and telling me what an egotistic asshole I am, but…She never fails to impart that fact upon me without love. And well…she may be the only person I have ever known where I can just sit with her, say a nary a word all night, and consider it a good time. I love her.
Of course there is also the aforementioned Jayman. He is one funny fucker, and you people don’t know the half of it. Oh the things I could tell you, but I won’t, because, well…I like him, and respect him and his love of history, because I am a history FREAK as well. I like Jayman so much that I overlook his taste for Vienna Sausages. Man, those are as nasty as Jayman is a sweetheart. Uuch.
How can I do a post about people that I cannot get enough of without mentioning Missy? She is one hot Miss. Ha. See what I did there? Miss is one of my best friends ever and has the uncanny knack of offering up quotes which when taken out of context, are hilarious (see right sidebar). And well…she’s hot.
You know who else I can’t get enough of? Katherine Webb. She is so hot and talented. I found this out the other day when my TV told me so. She is just so super crazy good looking and knows how to work a microphone.
I can’t wait for her insight on the Super Bowl which she will cover for
Inside Edition. I bet she will have it going on, and probably win a Peabody Award like Bill O’Reilly did. She’s…that…good.
Seriously though?
I can’t get enough of Jon Meacham. I love him and hate him at the same time. He's 43, acts likes he’s 63, and has an IQ of 8,000. He is my man crush. I only wish he would add an “h” to the spelling of his name.
Chrissie Hynde and Dolores O’Riordan. If someone pulled a Manti Te’o on me and lied to me by saying that those two vixens were coming over for a three way with me, I would have a stroke due to all the blood rushing from my brain down to my naughty bits. I listen to those two every night on You Tube.
SPAM, Johnsonville Brats, and Hamburger Helper, they're not people, but…Love them all. You say it’s not good for me? Maybe not, but try to tell me that when I am sopping up the residue of each with a heavily buttered Pillsbury Grands biscuit.. Uh-huh, thought so.
Eh, there a lot of things of which I can’t get enough, but mainly, I can never have to much friendship, and I have received a lot of that lately, especially through the recent,
"Schmoop Scare of Aught 12." I like it, and thank you.
I can be one sarcastic prick, but really? I treasure my friends, and while I can be a jerk from time to time even where my friends are involved, well…I love you guys and can't get enough of you.
Cheers!!Matt-Manmattmaniws@ymail.com@MattMan_IWS
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