Best of Worst of Chrstimas

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Hola and Feliz Navidad y’all! Since it’s Christmas, and Matt-Man spoke more eloquently on why Christmas is for everyone yesterday, I thought I would just go with some good old fashioned Christmas Lists. Damn right bitches!<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq89oXUj7TLN0NP1z0QxiUTIDbjnvDoU79wGls02ZL7C80O8ZSbDErcxDzuwS4eAHoGWDhRFc2XBwz_s-J1wTGfqQ5jt0Gz0yciy8eVSx7xcRmZhHANV_mLq7vH7uESwVe50hQdtnLyVg/s1600/Katy+Perry+Nude+Christmas+Hot+Sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq89oXUj7TLN0NP1z0QxiUTIDbjnvDoU79wGls02ZL7C80O8ZSbDErcxDzuwS4eAHoGWDhRFc2XBwz_s-J1wTGfqQ5jt0Gz0yciy8eVSx7xcRmZhHANV_mLq7vH7uESwVe50hQdtnLyVg/s320/Katy+Perry+Nude+Christmas+Hot+Sexy.jpg" width="198" /></a></div><b>Best Christmas Movies*: </b><br /><br />1. A Christmas Story<br />2. Ernest Saves Christmas<br />3. White Christmas<br />4. Fred Claus<br />5. Miracle on 34th Street (1947 version)<br /><br /><b>Worst Christmas Movies: </b><br /><br />1. It’s a Wonderful Life<br />2. Home Alone<br />3. The Santa Claus<br />4. Deck the Halls<br />5. Prancer<br /><br />*Because “A Christmas Carol” is the greatest Christmas movie of all time, and it’s been done so many times, I will now list the best versions of “A Christmas Carol” …<br /><br />1. Scrooge (The Musical, 1970 version w/ Albert Finney)<br />2. The Muppet Christmas Carol<br />3. Scrooged<br />4. A Christmas Carol (1984 version w/ George C. Scott)<br />5. Rich Little’s “A Christmas Carol” which is no longer available.<br /><br /><b>Best Christmas Songs (Religious)</b><br /><br />1. Carol of the Bells<br />2. Silent Night<br />3. Little Drummer Boy<br />4. Joy to the World<br />5. O Holy Night<br /><br /><b>Best Christmas Songs (Secular)</b><br /><br />1. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer<br />2. Frosty the Snow Man<br />3. White Christmas<br />4. I’ll be Home for Christas<br />5. The Christmas Song<br /><br /><b>Worst Christmas Songs </b><br /><br />1. Jingle Bell Rock<br />2. Rocking Around the Christmas Tree<br />3. Anything by Justin Bieber<br />4. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer<br />5. Baby it’s Cold Outside (Date Rape Anthem)<br /><br /><b>Best Christmas TV Special</b><br /><br />1. Charlie Brown Christmas<br />2. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer<br />3. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas<br />4. Frosty the Snowman<br />5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town<br /><br /><b>Worst Christmas TV Special </b><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/IXADv.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://i.imgur.com/IXADv.gif" width="265" /></a></div>1. Anything that is a sequel to one of the classic shows.<br />2. Anything on the Hallmark Channel<br />3. Anything on the Lifetime Network<br />4. Anything on OWN<br /><br /><b>Best Christmas Treats: </b><br /><br />1. Fudge<br />2. Cookies w/ Icing<br />3. Pecan Pie<br />4. Bourbon Balls<br />5. Red Velvet Cupcakes<br /><br /><b>Worst Christmas Treats:</b><br /><br />1. Peppermint Anything<br />2. Coconut Anything<br />3. Oatmeal Anything<br /><br />Okay, that pretty much covers the Best and Worst of Christmas and it’s just about time for A Christmas Story anyway. So on behalf of IWS World Media to all of you: Merry Christmas!! We love you all!<br /><br />Jayman<br /><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws" target="_blank">@Jayman_IWS </a><br /><br /></div>

Best of Worst of Chrstimas

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