Christmas Mourning and Yuletide Angels

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><i style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Some of you who are familiar with my previous blog, may know this story, but many may be unfamiliar with it.  I have published this story every Christmas Season since the fickle finger of fate gave birth to this this heart-warming, yet bittersweet story of a Christmas miracle. Enjoy!!</i><br /><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;" /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4cpRDao14z74AUB_WhibXgvooePrBU99jizniifKVmm3AgpOXOOGbv3ZwEmm6l3m750-0hPk9CPJVX1LS8EW4h4bC4DBxMuYV6391fNBpdB1iwU5wfXrXxWZKAW9A6VM4hmk0ADx2D7Ry/s1600/Santa+Drunk+Creepy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; color: #2d00bb; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-decoration: initial;"><img border="0" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4cpRDao14z74AUB_WhibXgvooePrBU99jizniifKVmm3AgpOXOOGbv3ZwEmm6l3m750-0hPk9CPJVX1LS8EW4h4bC4DBxMuYV6391fNBpdB1iwU5wfXrXxWZKAW9A6VM4hmk0ADx2D7Ry/s320/Santa+Drunk+Creepy.jpg" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.0980392) 1px 1px 5px; border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.0980392) 1px 1px 5px; padding: 1px; position: relative;" width="320" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">Words cannot express the sorrow that I feel at this moment. No amount of tears can purge my soul of the loss. Bagwine Kringle gave so much to so many and his passing will be felt the world 'round.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br /><strong></strong>It seems BK and a couple of his “elves” Tina and Dex, were busy wrapping presents for some of the less fortunate local kids.<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">While Tina and Dex selfishly ran next door to grab a sandwich, Kringle the workaholic that he is, ate what he had on hand and continued the Christmas assemblage.<br /><br />He was hurriedly gulping down some Salmon Fancy Feast cat food and evidently began to choke on a small bone, because when Tina and Dex returned, he was lying on the floor gasping for air.<br /><br />Dex called the paramedics while Tina tried to ply Kringle with some Wild Irish Rose to relax his throat muscles. </span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"></span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">She quickly found out that that was not the best idea.<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">He spewed out a mixture of WIR and bile that resembled a poorly made marinara sauce with a stench reminiscent of bandicoot urine.</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br /></span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Although nearing death, he was with his two best friends.</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"></span><br /><div class="separator" style="background-color: white; clear: both; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">BK was with his dear friend Tina, whose street name is Bowling Ball. Tina is a 48 year old prostitute with large breasts, two prosthetic legs, and a glass eye.</span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhI2s7UPoUf1JkjVwOHcdvM7PFczwZsuiKFvRoBxkJHYpU_WiKmpzudllXpAp-4uaCXHQG4E3A2ug5SfMqj50JLmWcO_qeu8PtTsT3QQz_SbcI-voAEXArvqFIr7-vYyG3NqMcU0fM-7ztP/s1600-h/drunk_santa.jpg" style="color: #660000; text-decoration: initial;"><span style="color: black;"></span></a></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Her seductive wiles are legendary. Oh sure, some women can spread their legs really wide, but Tina can take hers completely off.<br /><br />She is also very accommodating. If a client is feeling extremely kinky, she will pop out her glass eye, and let him give her, shall we say...a facial.<br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Tina is one who gives and gives, and that is why she and Bagwine Kringle were pals.<br /><br />And then, there's good ol’ Dex Lexler, or Sarge, as BK called him. He was never in the military, but BK always kidded him that he looked like the dog from Beetle Bailey.<br /><br />I know, the dog’s name was actually Otto, but BK was close. Those two shared so many of the same traits…compassion, generosity, and cirrhosis of the liver.<br /><br />They were of one mind inside of two bodies and now sadly, they are half the men they use to be…or som</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">ething like that.<br /><br />I guess when the paramedics arrived, BK was nearly expired. His lungs raled bilaterally, desperately gasping for air, but it was not to be.</span><br /><div class="separator" style="background-color: white; clear: both; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;"></span></div><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"></span><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMSJMoFA2S5yvvWj2PL-RMXxApC3k5yeVMsNfH9wuON6EuHBCVqcjhLOT8l3YGfCw0SiXvAuG_xpvVn35Pxwa22VpxIyrn13Qx95WIAGn_8G317_8xeQRKMShWt9x60klvQhoiusOHCaVT/s1600-h/newspaper-generator.jpg" style="background-color: white; color: #660000; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto; text-decoration: initial;"><span style="color: black;"></span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"></span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjre2y_TD5BAxVt47vszLv7UwB_5OGpjt3QnlSo_6JCGR-2eEr91jqj1-M1HIEvLvMjj9y9EaQKnLnVLePutD6PGWHO6BJ59upf9ZO327BlV3MqQR2ByxcnOGIbuY9IO2mXLMElpPCng_PA/s1600/newspaper+funny+headline.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="background-color: white; clear: right; color: #2d00bb; float: right; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-decoration: initial;"><img border="0" height="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjre2y_TD5BAxVt47vszLv7UwB_5OGpjt3QnlSo_6JCGR-2eEr91jqj1-M1HIEvLvMjj9y9EaQKnLnVLePutD6PGWHO6BJ59upf9ZO327BlV3MqQR2ByxcnOGIbuY9IO2mXLMElpPCng_PA/s320/newspaper+funny+headline.jpg" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.0980392) 1px 1px 5px; border: 1px solid rgb(238, 238, 238); box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.0980392) 1px 1px 5px; padding: 1px; position: relative;" width="320" /></a><span style="text-align: -webkit-auto;">Tina and Sarge looked down upon BK as they sobbed unrelentingly.</span></span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">And then, as the medics placed him on the cart, Bagwine Kringle looked at his friends with that familiar twinkle in his good eye, and with his final breath said...</span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><em>“Don’t cry for me Sarge and Tina.”</em><br /><br />I miss you Bagwine Kringle, here's a toast to you....<br /><br /></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><em>Cheers!!</em></span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><em>Matt-Man</em></span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><em><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_IWS</span></a> </em></span><br /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', Times, FreeSerif, serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><em><br /></em></span> <span style="font-family: Times New Roman, Times, FreeSerif, serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;">In other news....Yesterday, Jayman and I broadcast our 200th episode of I'm With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio. We laughed, cried, and talked cheese.  Boring, you say?  Not when one is talking putting cheese in places it doesn't normally go with a hot babe from Canada and a to die for Jersey girl.  And that's exactly what we did with the sultry duo of Jamie and Dianne....</span></span><br /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman, Times, FreeSerif, serif;"><span style="font-size: 15px; line-height: 21px;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.adobe.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" height="105" id="143577" name="143577" width="210"><param name="movie" value="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf?file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2Fplaylist.aspx%3Fshow_id%3D4159067&autostart=false&bufferlength=5&volume=80&corner=rounded&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/flashplayercallback.aspx" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf" flashvars="file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2Fplaylist.aspx%3Fshow_id%3D4159067&autostart=false&shuffle=false&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashPlayerCallback.aspx&width=210&height=105&volume=80&corner=rounded" width="210" height="105" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" wmode="transparent" menu="false" name="143577" id="143577" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object></div><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 220px;"><br /></div></div>

Christmas Mourning and Yuletide Angels

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