MSJS 69.69

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Matt jibbers, Jay jabbers, You roll your eyes.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvIIJ8o88TLt7KjH7_IUmt-wvk4gPWtzztIgACJ-6YXvkVWI3WAZ4QS_9raoc3gxRCoi4y1OYy5mvVnAXtxDyLS8Keksy5JQwW5l2XjwO1prGHQcJsz9fuZ6gCV1BObg08RQgaSG7Ma4E/s1600/Kristen+Stewart+Face+Beautiful+Thumbs+Up.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvIIJ8o88TLt7KjH7_IUmt-wvk4gPWtzztIgACJ-6YXvkVWI3WAZ4QS_9raoc3gxRCoi4y1OYy5mvVnAXtxDyLS8Keksy5JQwW5l2XjwO1prGHQcJsz9fuZ6gCV1BObg08RQgaSG7Ma4E/s320/Kristen+Stewart+Face+Beautiful+Thumbs+Up.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><b>Matt:</b> HOW DARE YOU CALL HERE!<br /><b>Jay:</b> Wha?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Oh it’s you.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Who did you think it was?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Eh, it’s a long story.<br /><b>Jay:</b> One you haven’t made up yet?<br /><b>Matt: </b>I’m working on it.<br /><b>Jay:</b> How’s Schmoop?<br /><b>Matt: </b>I’m not answering that until you ask how I am.<br /><b>Jay: </b>I refuse.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Fine we’ll just sit here until you give in.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Okay.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Okay.<br /><b>Jay: </b>I’m calling through Google so it’s free.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Shit.<br /><b>Jay: </b>I’ll compromise a little.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Okay.<br /><b>Jay: </b>How are Schmoop and Matt?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Make that Matt and Schmoop and I’ll answer.<br /><b>Jay:</b> No<br /><b>Matt: </b>Oh okay.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Well?<br /><b>Matt: </b>Oh! Well … I’M great and Schmoop is tired but good.<br /><b>Jay: </b>That’s good to hear.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Ha! I won. I told you how I was first!<br /><b>Jay: </b>Very mature.<br /><b>Matt:</b> I’m a winner!<br /><br /><b>Matt:</b> Hey, you know my schedule is going to change again pretty soon.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Yeah, I know. Stupid winter hours.<br /><b>Matt:</b> I’ll be working seven days a week.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Slacker.<br /><b>Matt:</b> I know. It’s just the way I am.<br /><b>Jay:</b> And you won’t know your schedule until the last minute before the change.<br /><b>Matt: </b>We don’t do that advance planning crap in these parts.<br /><b>Jay: </b>You just wait until the winds tell you to change the hours.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Well, kind of actually. The longer it stays mild, the longer we stay open late.<br /><b>Jay:</b> That’s just not a solid enough schedule for me.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Gotta learn to be flexible.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Whatever. We’ll do the show at 7 am if we have to.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Damn right! Or midnight.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Yeah, we tried that.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Oh yeah, that didn’t work out well.<br /><b>Jay:</b> It’s not easy to be coherent at midnight.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Well, it’s harder than usual at least.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Ha! Yeah, that too.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhltvSM_JustUrnlxVU8yIherGYq_87D6FP0pZCYPM4mCrCO3TBL2W6lJ57wUEJU_wYqRSdNw5gbG7JjeqjZSOuV91XMq9q8x6yRzlvCG9CH5-3CgcncIL32Otf3AtUQ8vBsAEk9aOj3Rs/s1600/Karlie+Kloss+Indian+Headdress+Victorias+Secret.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhltvSM_JustUrnlxVU8yIherGYq_87D6FP0pZCYPM4mCrCO3TBL2W6lJ57wUEJU_wYqRSdNw5gbG7JjeqjZSOuV91XMq9q8x6yRzlvCG9CH5-3CgcncIL32Otf3AtUQ8vBsAEk9aOj3Rs/s400/Karlie+Kloss+Indian+Headdress+Victorias+Secret.jpg" width="270" /></a></div><b>Jay:</b> So we’re gonna set up the Holiday Season for everyone this week?<br /><b>Matt: </b>Yeah, people like advice and they need holiday season advice the most.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Things like “How to deal with your family.”<br /><b>Matt: </b>Drink<br />Jay: And how to deal with co-workers at holiday parties<br /><b>Matt: </b>Drink<br /><b>Jay: </b>How to deal with holiday depression<br /><b>Matt: </b>Drink and eat<br /><b>Jay: </b>You’re good at this.<br /><b>Matt: </b>I’m a wise and learned man.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Is that contagious?<br /><b>Matt: </b>Well, in a way.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Is it dangerous?<br /><b>Matt: </b>To some people, yes.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Okay, Advice for the Holidays then?<br /><b>Matt: </b>It’ll be very educational.<br /><b>Jay: </b>And I can use that pic of the Victoria’s Secret model in the Native American Headdress that so many people are pissed off about!<br /><b>Matt:</b> Hell yes! If someone is offended by it, we should use it.<br /><b>Jay:</b> It’s what we do.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Damn right! Hold on I have another for you.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Okay<br /><b>Matt:</b> It’s one of my favorite pics of Jesus.<br /><b>Jay: </b>A cell phone pic?<br /><b>Matt:</b> No, Polaroid. Use it for the show.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Okie dokie dude! We’re ready!<br /><b>Matt: </b>That we are! Goodnight and God Bless.<br /><br /><br />Damn, those guys are awesome, aren’t they? Anyway, be sure to tune into I’m With Stupid’s “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/11/18/advice-for-the-holidays" target="_blank">Advice for the Holidays</a>” Sunday November 18, 2012 at 12 Noon ET! It’ll be fun and exciting. Probably.<br /><br /></div>

MSJS 69.69

Matt jibbers, Jay jabbers, You roll your eyes. Matt: HOW DARE YOU CALL HERE! Jay: Wha? Matt: Oh it’s you. Jay: Who did you think it was? ...

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