Jayman Can Suck It

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Cheers and allow me to say pedantically, <i>“Hola.”  Ohhh, that's clever!!</i><br /><i><br /></i> <i></i> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRnR2JFc6yrIBjyr81H_S62w4YhCzyr9JNX5GiFKQu8gyv47ejYbLs_Ivt5RLeYSLb7vl5BiwacuyxKlBB0Kuhb4JpDNHb6OPHJzXxDRBiC481JQ_XnmeEa_6xxqQwIVGbsUSfP6MqPfk/s1600/Sally+Susman+Pfizer+Viagra.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRnR2JFc6yrIBjyr81H_S62w4YhCzyr9JNX5GiFKQu8gyv47ejYbLs_Ivt5RLeYSLb7vl5BiwacuyxKlBB0Kuhb4JpDNHb6OPHJzXxDRBiC481JQ_XnmeEa_6xxqQwIVGbsUSfP6MqPfk/s400/Sally+Susman+Pfizer+Viagra.jpg" width="303" /></a>Hola?  Really?  A white guy from Arkansas introduces and salutates to all by saying, “Hola?”<br /><br />That’s like Adolf Hitler greeting Castro by saying, <i>“Здравствуйте"</i><br /><br />Anyway…My name is Sally Susman and I am the VP of policy, external affairs, and communications for Pfizer®, which is of course….<br /><br />THE Big Pharma company that manufactures that magical man drug called, Viagra®.<br /><br />As one who monitors and controls our communications, let me tell you.  We were so close to offering IWS Radio a 150K/year sponsorship, and then yesterday?<br /><br />It seems that Jayman talked of <i><a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2012/11/jayman-great.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">what he would do as a benevolent dictator </span></a></i>of this country, and you know what?<br /><br />Jayman said he would kill all TV advertising of male erection medicines because those ads are “creepy.”<br /><br />Well, we here at Pfizer® are largely proud of Viagra® and at this time have more than a bit of hard-on over Jayman’s comments.<br /><br />It was as though he was sticking his disdain for our right to free speech up our ass, which he could never do, unless of course, he used Viagara® manufactured by us, Pfizer®.<br /><br />We would like to partner with IWS Radio, however as our disclaimer states, <i>“Those having an erection for more than fours hours, should seek medical attention…”</i> which prevents us from doing so, because Jay and Matt have had erections for four <i>years</i>, and still can find anyone to relieve the pressure.<br /><br />Sad, but the truth be known…<br /><br />I am so glad that my company, Pfizer® has created Viagra®, because well…look at me.<br /><br />I am not the most attractive person in the world, but well, I am smart, and guys dig smart chicks, right?<br /><br />Ha…Yeah, on paper.  Dudes in their forties and fifties want nothing but a young looking piece of ass, and if they are going to get it up for someone like me, they need some Viagra® produced by Pfizer®.<br /><br />Tell you what…I am going to ask both Jay and Matt to screw me.  <i>And</i> screw me <i>without</i> the aid of Viagra® which is lovingly and inexpensively produced by Pfizer®.<br /><br />I think Jayman could do it and that would heal the wounds of his post from yesterday.<br /><br />As for Matt?<br /><br />He <i>might</i> be able to do it, but let me tell ya.  He may have imbibed some Wild Irish Rose which would crush his pecker strength, and seriously folks…As good as Viagra® is, there are some things that Pfizer® can’t fix.<br /><br /><i>Here’s to a Manufactured Hard-On,</i><br /><br /><i>Sally Susman</i><br /><br /><i>Cheers!!</i><br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><i>@mattman_iws</i></a></div>

Jayman Can Suck It

Cheers and allow me to say pedantically, “Hola.”  Ohhh, that's clever!! Hola?  Really?  A white guy from Arkansas introduces and salut...

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