MSJS LVII (featuring: Schmoop)

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Matt said some things, Jay said some things, You just sat there and listened.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU0YNQIfqFlwb-_TaBrr31fYPMMG62Wuv4Imk-FkcqCYz8BMVTdl66xcyuScn4-W7L4adLixQ2IiXWKFf0fvchrSfEUvTLW0SHOqFd6Lw0hxkUSXdwJjphF6PgUONoy7pIc-ojGZNryxw/s1600/B-52s.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU0YNQIfqFlwb-_TaBrr31fYPMMG62Wuv4Imk-FkcqCYz8BMVTdl66xcyuScn4-W7L4adLixQ2IiXWKFf0fvchrSfEUvTLW0SHOqFd6Lw0hxkUSXdwJjphF6PgUONoy7pIc-ojGZNryxw/s320/B-52s.jpg" width="212" /></a></div>Matt: HUSH! I’m listening to the B-52’s!<br />Jay:<br />Matt: Are you there?<br />Jay: Yeah<br />Matt: Okay<br />Jay: You said you were listening to the B-52’s<br />Matt: I turned it off cause YOU RUINED IT!<br />Jay: Oh, okay. Anyway, what’s up?<br />Matt: You’re heartless<br />Jay: No, I just don’t have any social skills.<br />Matt: We’ve all noticed. A few people have even said something about it.<br />Jay: Very hurtful<br />Matt: You should appreciate their honesty though<br />Jay: Whatever. Anyway, get ready for some Heidi Montag hits on the blog<br />Matt: Why?<br />Jay: She’s headlining the Crazy Horse III strip club in Vegas<br />Matt: Well I’m glad things are going well for her.  Here, talk to Schmoop.<br /><br />Schmoop: Where the hell did Heidi come from anyway?<br />Jay: She came from her mom’s va…<br />Schmoop: NOOO … I mean how did she become a celebrity<br />Jay: Oh, she was on The Hills on MTV<br />Schmoop: I don’t think I ever saw it<br />Jay: Oh I did. I watched it for the first few years.<br />Schmoop: Seriously? You watched that?<br />Jay: Oh yeah. Love Lauren Conrad<br />Schmoop: Oh stop!<br />Jay: I’m serious! I loved her on Laguna Beach then The Hills<br />Schmoop: I’m worried about you<br />Jay: At least I don’t watch The Kardashians<br />Schmoop: You know Kloe doesn’t have the same dad? (allegedly)<br />Jay: O.J. Simpson is her dad?<br />Schmoop: Maybe. Or possibly several other men. But, you can tell by looking.<br />Jay: I know. She’s so much hotter than Kim and Kourtney<br />Schmoop: Where the hell is Matt?<br /><br />Matt: What were you two talking about?<br />Jay: The Hills<br />Matt: Heidi Montag’s hills?<br />Jay: The show on MTV<br />Matt: Do you think we could actually get some work done?<br />Jay: This is work. It’s all part of the creative process.<br />Matt: Well, that’s true.<br />Jay: I’m inspired by booze and broads<br />Matt: How did we not think of naming the show that?<br />Jay: I have no idea<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaRMSs_zG5-vYOJXQW-qYMAVbf9EbO6cCVHNAC_G-Uliv7qhZOoxKkBNFQj5X08d0UekdXGD2SmxY2mSJTHdXKdHn1YgM8QeThbxs28TBGcNOQPEUPO_08Eb_nc5MV29rHW39RHUWYNIQ/s1600/Missy+Cali+Love.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaRMSs_zG5-vYOJXQW-qYMAVbf9EbO6cCVHNAC_G-Uliv7qhZOoxKkBNFQj5X08d0UekdXGD2SmxY2mSJTHdXKdHn1YgM8QeThbxs28TBGcNOQPEUPO_08Eb_nc5MV29rHW39RHUWYNIQ/s320/Missy+Cali+Love.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Matt: So, this week we have the HAWT Missalicious!<br />Jay: Oh yeah baby!<br />Matt: She has hilarious stories to tell<br />Jay: She’s been in some weird situations<br />Matt: And she’s met Eddie Murphy<br />Jay: But, not without incident<br />Matt: Ha! Just as it should be<br />Jay: Okay, this will be great. We’ll just let Miss be her usual charming self.<br />Matt: It’ll be a fun time<br />Jay: Alright, I guess we’re ready<br />Matt: I guess we are.<br /><br />So there you go kids! Another thrilling edition of MSJS. And, don’t forget to join us as we welcome the lovely and hilarious Missy as our special guest on <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/10/07/one-hot-miss">IWS this Sunday at 12 Noon ET</a>! You’ll fall in love with her, guaranteed!<br /><br /></div>

MSJS LVII (featuring: Schmoop)

Matt said some things, Jay said some things, You just sat there and listened. Matt: HUSH! I’m listening to the B-52’s! Jay: Matt: Are you th...

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