Matt Said, Jay Said 8675309

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Matt blah-blahs … Jay blah-blahs … You pretend to listen.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgdtcrlwThUzeUYfVbJ6MGh4WhGvhd3qqxgUxOkr3RZE_e5zeqgMpcHAE628IxK0JXYVFRGCsxhoH_UCoUZpvxJ3I8MdKXDivRXQiH9ahSOwahDTZU4oQCTXNkMybVSxPLyziqwupXyQ4/s1600/Lita+Ford+Nude+Hot+Sexy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgdtcrlwThUzeUYfVbJ6MGh4WhGvhd3qqxgUxOkr3RZE_e5zeqgMpcHAE628IxK0JXYVFRGCsxhoH_UCoUZpvxJ3I8MdKXDivRXQiH9ahSOwahDTZU4oQCTXNkMybVSxPLyziqwupXyQ4/s400/Lita+Ford+Nude+Hot+Sexy.jpg" width="220" /></a></div><b>Matt:</b> How may I direct your call?<br /><b>Jay:</b> I’m calling for a Matt … Man?<br /><b>Matt:</b> One moment please.<br /><b>Jay: </b>*dances to hold music*<br /><b>Matt: </b>Matt-Man here.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Wait, put me back on hold. Love Kenny G’s version of “Kiss Me Deadly”<br /><b>Matt:</b> Sorry, it’s probably over by now, but that’s a great one!<br /><b>Jay:</b> Dude rocks!<br /><b>Matt: </b>Totally. AND … His hair is almost as awesome as Lita Ford’s!<br /><b>Jay:</b> He probably spends more time on it.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Gotta be tedious to put all those kinks in his long hair.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Probably takes all afternoon.<br /><b>Matt: </b>That’s just ridiculous.<br /><b>Jay:</b> I need a haircut.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Me too.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Okay then!<br /><b>Matt: </b>Good talk!<br /><b>Jay:</b> See ya!<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><b>Matt: </b>Oh wait!<br /><b>Jay: </b>Yes?<br /><b>Matt: </b>Why did you call?<br /><b>Jay: </b>I called you?<br /><b>Matt:</b> That’s what my personal assistant says.<br /><b>Jay: </b>You’re personal assistant is probably drunk.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Noooooo … He’s a professional.<br /><b>Jay:</b> A Professional who’s been into the Scotch.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Not on what I pay him! More like Moonshine.<br /><b>Jay:</b> We had a big Moonshine bust here a couple of weeks ago.<br /><b>Matt:</b> No kidding?<br /><b>Jay:</b> Yup, FBI and ATF were all over their asses.<br /><b>Matt:</b> We have a world full of people wanting to do harm to America.<br /><b>Jay: </b>And we’re worried about hillbillies having a drink.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Welcome to America.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Where the Fun Police are in charge.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiq4yAkJGZYoHdAQTVLPPUIWN7daN3KCu0m4Qzi9q9rsFO4OJVsDoAb1IFOYKo9CCn6wEOlulS6Gn_3kv4vqKznUvA5PMnMj3TojfsQDH4Omk7-5AfQdMlblhaaBiQktO3raqkuEaCYYU/s1600/Adriana+Lima+Legs+Nude+Smile+Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiq4yAkJGZYoHdAQTVLPPUIWN7daN3KCu0m4Qzi9q9rsFO4OJVsDoAb1IFOYKo9CCn6wEOlulS6Gn_3kv4vqKznUvA5PMnMj3TojfsQDH4Omk7-5AfQdMlblhaaBiQktO3raqkuEaCYYU/s400/Adriana+Lima+Legs+Nude+Smile+Hot.jpg" width="266" /></a><b>Matt:</b> Hey! There’s an idea.<br /><b>Jay:</b> For what?<br /><b>Matt: </b>This week’s show. That’s why you called right?<br /><b>Jay:</b> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh …. Yeah, that’s it.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Well there we go.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Go where?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Another “Local News Show!”<br /><b>Jay: </b>That’s brilliant!<br /><b>Matt: </b>You’ve already got a story to talk about.<br /><b>Jay: </b>What story?<br /><b>Matt:</b> The Moonshiners who were busted.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Oh right! Good call.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Are you a little distracted?<br /><b>Jay: </b>No why?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Oh just wondering.<br /><b>Jay: </b>You’re acting kind of weird.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Oh sorry.<br /><b>Jay: </b>It’s okay.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Thanks.<br /><b>Jay:</b> So? Local News Show?<br /><b>Matt:</b> Hell yeah!<br /><b>Jay: </b>Okay! Got it!<br /><b>Matt:</b> Sweet!<br /><b>Jay:</b> Maybe people can call in with news in their towns?<br /><b>Matt:</b> That would be fun too.<br /><b>Jay: </b>Yeah.<br /><b>Matt: </b>Yeah.<br /><b>Jay:</b> Okay, thanks for calling.<br /><b>Matt:</b> Uh … Sure thing!<br /><b>Jay:</b> Laterz.<br /><b>Matt: </b>See ya!<br /><br />Don’t forget to tune into the “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/01/13/local-news-show-2" target="_blank">Local News Show 2</a>” on IWS tonight at 11 pm ET!<br /><div><br /></div></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said 8675309

Matt blah-blahs … Jay blah-blahs … You pretend to listen. Matt: How may I direct your call? Jay: I’m calling for a Matt … Man? Matt: One ...

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