Matt Said Jay Said Negative One Million

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Matt grumbles, Jay grumbles, You nod in agreement.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJubBdKeaDsZvhhRT-IQd6dqTfh44jIOYweVCY6BUSWJsGYlj-tOpo_iozeXSKctPel5os-LJg2dRSGJIptYXvE2o-fe64rGawDcSwYOXPNfUoflELQkjckkOMf_6uGxE8DgKF0WdALVA/s1600/Jessica+Chastain+Boobs+Zero+Dark+Thirty+Nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJubBdKeaDsZvhhRT-IQd6dqTfh44jIOYweVCY6BUSWJsGYlj-tOpo_iozeXSKctPel5os-LJg2dRSGJIptYXvE2o-fe64rGawDcSwYOXPNfUoflELQkjckkOMf_6uGxE8DgKF0WdALVA/s320/Jessica+Chastain+Boobs+Zero+Dark+Thirty+Nude.jpg" width="213" /></a></div>Matt: Yo<br />Jay: Yo Yo <br />Matt: What do you want?<br />Jay: I don’t want a fucking thing.<br />Matt: Good cause I don’t have anything.<br />Jay: I know the feeling.<br />Matt: Word.<br />Jay: So how’s it going.<br />Matt: The same.<br />Jay: Well that sucks.<br />Matt: Uh-huh … How ‘bout you?<br />Jay: Same here too.<br />Matt: Sorry to hear that.<br />Jay: How’s Schmoop?<br />Matt: The same.<br />Jay: Fuck, this is depressing.<br />Matt: The whole world is depressing!<br />Jay: Yes it is. And it’s not going to get any better.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg2bK4FvbVJqy8ZbHOaKNfAPBc-sMgqXkeNeuAVVOFM9pOxMs3cey-wbtWTeA2Ljw2oSzabDwfcx1YHVRK9iUWyXv3GlUmPivOEbS5CuWVHhq5s9rHLmCoygvAmb-J8Fz6GqY7wSlUhcU/s1600/Amanda+Seyfried+Boobs+Nude+Hot+Les+Miz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg2bK4FvbVJqy8ZbHOaKNfAPBc-sMgqXkeNeuAVVOFM9pOxMs3cey-wbtWTeA2Ljw2oSzabDwfcx1YHVRK9iUWyXv3GlUmPivOEbS5CuWVHhq5s9rHLmCoygvAmb-J8Fz6GqY7wSlUhcU/s320/Amanda+Seyfried+Boobs+Nude+Hot+Les+Miz.jpg" width="232" /></a></div>Matt: Fuck no it isn’t.<br />Jay: Not on any level.<br />Matt: Nope.<br />Jay: I’m giving up all hope.<br />Matt: I already beat you to it.<br />Jay: Of course you did.<br />Matt: Well, it’s true.<br />Jay: I know. Hey. Les Miz opened big!<br />Matt: Fuck those people!<br />Jay: The actors or the characters?<br />Matt: Both, but mostly the characters.<br />Jay: Really? The epic struggle of good vs. evil?<br />Matt: Evil always wins in the end.<br />Jay: People living in desperate situations.<br />Matt: They’re living the high life compared to me.<br />Jay: I’m a ray of fucking sunshine compared to you.<br />Matt: And that’s pretty bad cause your committed to pessimism.<br />Jay: Pessimism is the only thing I’ve never walked away from.<br />Matt: True dat.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigPh2DvVavS57DGx5tOKcQVbjC2tKNfnoa9Gk1JFjEbd9MX6DQ1xpaxhYkFR-AqTpzEhI_OdXUcfRXhZonOX8o1bUQtOVGznz7zi8Af6I6ZFRBGfsQvDF6MtsYeyXo5JZnSk23imP4kPk/s1600/Kerry+Washington+Nude+Sexy+Hot+Django.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigPh2DvVavS57DGx5tOKcQVbjC2tKNfnoa9Gk1JFjEbd9MX6DQ1xpaxhYkFR-AqTpzEhI_OdXUcfRXhZonOX8o1bUQtOVGznz7zi8Af6I6ZFRBGfsQvDF6MtsYeyXo5JZnSk23imP4kPk/s320/Kerry+Washington+Nude+Sexy+Hot+Django.jpg" width="254" /></a></div>Jay: So what are we talking about Saturday?<br />Matt: Who cares?<br />Jay: NOBODY!<br />Matt: Exactly!<br />Jay: What’s the point of even doing a show?<br />Matt: There isn’t one.<br />Jay: That’s because there’s no point to ANYTHING!<br />Matt: That’s pretty damn deep brothah!<br />Jay: Well, we could just do a “Good Riddance 2012” show.<br />Matt: Hey, I kinda like that.<br />Jay: We can give 2012 the virtual finger.<br />Matt: Verbally too.<br />Jay: Right. And preview 2013<br />Matt: IT’S GONNA SUCK!<br />Jay: Well, I know. But this show isn’t.<br />Matt: Oh hell no it’s not.<br />Jay: Because we freaking rock!<br />Matt: We’re here to entertain the masses.<br />Jay: It’s all about them.<br />Matt: Damn right.<br />Jay: Aight! You ready to do this?<br />Matt: I’m fired up!<br />Jay: LET’S DO IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!<br /><br />There you go. A couple of eternal pessimists in action! Don’t forget to listen to our “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/12/30/good-riddance-2012" target="_blank">Good Riddance 2012</a>” show on I’m With Stupid on Saturday night at 11 PM ET!!!<br /><br /></div>

Matt Said Jay Said Negative One Million

Matt grumbles, Jay grumbles, You nod in agreement. Matt: Yo Jay: Yo Yo Matt: What do you want? Jay: I don’t want a fucking thing. Matt: Good...

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