I Miss My Friend

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Ho ohhhhhhhhh, let me tell you something right now, and with anger.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9yG25r7scCOe9mepK5SeIC6TUd77ciZWo9ZP28mIXU-l4Lh453lm3O5IiiRkUnHIoshK44SYi1Rh7NdZAuxFmiTcZEIrUraNWoc71bw_5uEW92qppY3mo_g0e7Xx2qXrIWQOQeAgGNbc/s1600/Schmoop+ND+Shirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9yG25r7scCOe9mepK5SeIC6TUd77ciZWo9ZP28mIXU-l4Lh453lm3O5IiiRkUnHIoshK44SYi1Rh7NdZAuxFmiTcZEIrUraNWoc71bw_5uEW92qppY3mo_g0e7Xx2qXrIWQOQeAgGNbc/s400/Schmoop+ND+Shirt.jpg" width="263" /></a>My beloved Schmoop went into the hospital yesterday and you know what the diagnosis was?<br /><br /><i>Matt is a no-good, lousy ass, lying jerk who has no need for a car!!</i><br /><br />I kid you not!!<br /><br />Schmoop is not doing well, so I, at 7:15 AM walked her down to the car so she could drive to her brother’s house and he could take her to the ER.<br /><br />He did…However, I guess he had enough at 4 PM or so, and after failing to call me as to her condition, went through the Beer Mine and did noting but get me in trouble.<br /><br />You see, I had called in sick, should I get to go to the hospital, however, Drive-By Mike saw it merely as a ruse to get a day off and fuck up his farming.<br /><br />After his chastisement, and me saying, <i> “Fuck Him.”,</i> I kinda cried<br /><br />I was thinking…my best friend was in the hospital, Schmoop’s brother will call and/or drop the car off..<br /><br />And yet, her brother didn't call me, he merely went through the Beer Mine and drove the car to his home.<br /><br />My boss was pissed at me.<br /><br />And I’m thinking…My Schmoop’s brother is an idiot and Drive-By Mikey has no soul, and….I used to like them both.<br /><br />Monday has left a bad taste in my mouth and you know what is the worst taste?<br /><br />I still don’t know what is wrong with Schmoop, and that’s all I care about.<br /><br />Well, other than the fact that I still have no car, and that Mike and Dave need to burn in Hell.<br /><br />I do want to thank Jayman and Missalicious for talking to me today…Their words were quite helpful; they kept me from going over the edge.<br /><br />Matt-Man<br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">m<span style="color: blue;">attmaniws@ymail.com</span></a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@MattMan_IWS</span></a></div>

I Miss My Friend

Ho ohhhhhhhhh, let me tell you something right now, and with anger. My beloved Schmoop went into the hospital yesterday and you know what th...

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