Cheeeeeers Chuckleheads!!Unless you’ve been living under a henge of stone or haven’t kept current on your Cable TV bill, you know that former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher died early yesterday at the age of 87 in American years…how old that is in Euros, British Pounds or Celsius, I haven’t a clue, but anyway…
She’s dead.
Much ballyhoo has been made of her being the standard bearer of late 20th Century Conservatism, an imposing leader, and an opener of the floodgates of lady-like lawmakers, however…
The IWS Media News Hounds have unearthed some interesting, if little known facts about the late Prime Minister.
What was her favorite color you ask? A darker, offbeat shade of red, known as, “a darker offbeat red.”
Her favorite Beatle? The chick was dingo for Ringo…She was often overheard singing Yellow Submarine, even in her sleep.
A sad and unfortunate event occurred in PM Thatcher’s life on July 28, 1974...Margaret Thatcher had had sex with former Mamas and Papas singer Mama Cass Elliot only hours before Mama Cass died in her London flat at the age of 32.
In 1982, The Thatch was hell bent on invading the Caribbean island of Grenada, but Ronald Reagan told her that he had a plan in the works for just that, so instead, she invaded the Falkland Islands.
Did you know? In 1980, 1981, and 1985, Margaret Thatcher was voted the Sexiest Woman Alive by Braille Magazine!!
Over the years, many people have referred to Margaret Thatcher as the Iron Lady, but her code name given to her by Britain’s M-5 unit was “Bangers and Mash”, yet most of her closest friends referred to her merely by her lifelong nickname, “Pickles.”
Thatcher’s favorite actress was the lovely and talented British actress Emma Thompson. Her favorite actor was the no less lovely and talented American actor, Jim Varney who starred in, among other movies, Ernest Saves Christmas.She once told Nancy Reagan…“You are such a slight and vapid woman. Instead of being First Lady of the United States of America, you would be much more useful impaled upon a steel rod, and used as a wind vane.”
She was the recipient of many interesting and unique items from foreign dignitaries, but her favorite keepsake was the autographed piss cup used during Mel Gibson’s DUI arrest of July 28, 2006. The inscription on the cup reads, “Dearest Maggie…To my favorite non-fucking Jew, Love Mels.”
She was overheard once at a press conference saying, “The War of 1812? We beat those Yankee bastards in every aspect of the game other than the final fucking score.”
Lastly in a circle come…um…full circle…on July 23, 2011...PM Mags once again rendered her kiss of death, as Mags had sex with Amy Winehouse only hours before the beleaguered singer died in her London flat.
What can we glean from the life and career of one Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher?
She should have never had sex with well-known female singers. She brought a curse with her when she did that.
Cheers!!
Matt-Man
mattmaniws@ymail.com
@MattMan_IWS
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