What's Next for George Zimmerman

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Holaaaaaaaaaaa y’all! So, I know what you guys are all thinking. You’re worried that George Zimmerman will forever be known as the guy who chased and eventually killed an unarmed black teenager named Trayvon Martin and his life is going to be sad and miserable. Nonsense! This is America people and there are always opportunities out there. Here’s a list of the things George might be able to do with his new found fame. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Host a comedy podcast on BlogTalkRadio <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- A new reality show on Bravo about an all-gay male nude dance troupe called The ZimmerMEN’s Folles. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUyGoVIsYAmJRAAlA0eC4GUXjodNlIiPsXXl7JFRRkk5iEc5RPCgd1RyG8J59vXv4rFfVk2ZR1PI3DoUcdbc8pLSoB6NfYpJwCtlAfQ28MMVH2xvhiV-Qlg6NX830p2eEjfbsJ0LULizg/s1600/george-zimmerman-hot-sexy-shirtless.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="223" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUyGoVIsYAmJRAAlA0eC4GUXjodNlIiPsXXl7JFRRkk5iEc5RPCgd1RyG8J59vXv4rFfVk2ZR1PI3DoUcdbc8pLSoB6NfYpJwCtlAfQ28MMVH2xvhiV-Qlg6NX830p2eEjfbsJ0LULizg/s400/george-zimmerman-hot-sexy-shirtless.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Other reality show ideas … <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“On Patrol with George” <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“Who’s Out There with George” <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“Wandering the Streets with George”<o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“Fuck the Police with George” <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“George Follows Black People Around” </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- “Stand Your Ground” show every weekend hosted by George Zimmerman on Fox News<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Run for Sheriff of Seminole County Florida<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZhSKWltG5HX-AFEf1845Qh4BoE2TYUG-kbT7HQ9IwupKqZvwzr1Pg8jTVHL6na-VZcG0RgxLa8IqwDX3LQqFO9j5DqOf9ZgUmhDdK66o2YBOGlG9QMx8VXQ879jv6KeXiuAwe0GTCoM4/s1600/George+Zimmerman+Barney+Fife.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZhSKWltG5HX-AFEf1845Qh4BoE2TYUG-kbT7HQ9IwupKqZvwzr1Pg8jTVHL6na-VZcG0RgxLa8IqwDX3LQqFO9j5DqOf9ZgUmhDdK66o2YBOGlG9QMx8VXQ879jv6KeXiuAwe0GTCoM4/s400/George+Zimmerman+Barney+Fife.jpg" width="260" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Become a mentor for Big Brothers/Big Sisters <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Gigolo<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Spokesman for the NRA <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- New show on The Food Network “Cooking with George and Paula” <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdUXhaqhxOdVwq9aFaZxOR4s1j1kw79BtA0uGy28gvylFo2Jw1lfyGGjEKbgyx-JJ8uE7dC2nLEClFRbD_Ndu6-nYjeGdWy1cWcl9iozqftzj-nAuUuDAicHv-aQp1n4q7C4cPvLc0WNI/s1600/george-zimmerman-paula-deen-lovers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="235" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdUXhaqhxOdVwq9aFaZxOR4s1j1kw79BtA0uGy28gvylFo2Jw1lfyGGjEKbgyx-JJ8uE7dC2nLEClFRbD_Ndu6-nYjeGdWy1cWcl9iozqftzj-nAuUuDAicHv-aQp1n4q7C4cPvLc0WNI/s400/george-zimmerman-paula-deen-lovers.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Do a series of porn movies: <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“George Comes at Night”<o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“George the Dick Stalker” (bi)<o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“George Knows how to Finish” <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“George Gets Off” <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“The Neighborhood Likes to Watch” </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- Write a book? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“Why I Did It”<o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“I Didn’t Get Life” <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“A Field Guide to Effective Neighborhood Watch Programs” <o:p></o:p></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i>“In My Self Defense” </i><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">- And of course a new line of “The Zimmer” Hoodies <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYVoOd0IDxyAaAxP1bP9PAbEmTx8XqcKJIXm962OeFx6NwDY_TQlyydVx0J7KO-O_heMyyp5YTxENI92imx8ywMcrwuaLdhZvBW0c937_kvGk7zYlx6JlSH381tBounH_dG5aHrd7udHg/s1600/George-Zimmerman-Hoodie-Clothing-Line.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYVoOd0IDxyAaAxP1bP9PAbEmTx8XqcKJIXm962OeFx6NwDY_TQlyydVx0J7KO-O_heMyyp5YTxENI92imx8ywMcrwuaLdhZvBW0c937_kvGk7zYlx6JlSH381tBounH_dG5aHrd7udHg/s320/George-Zimmerman-Hoodie-Clothing-Line.jpg" width="298" /></a></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">So, as you can see, George Zimmerman’s life is full of all kinds of opportunities to be happy and successful! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jayman68">Facebook.com/Jayman68</a><br /><a href="http://www.twitter.com/jayman_iws">@Jayman_IWS</a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

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