Hola and Happy 4th of July America and everyone who loves America! On this greatest of American holidays, I have put together a list of some of the greatest tweets from some of America’s greatest (and not-so-greatest) political leaders.
@JohnHancock: Just wanted to make sure @KG3 can read THAT!
@PaulRivere: Oh it’s on bitches!
@PaulRivere: Side Note: Ran into Samuel Prescott outside of some chick’s house around 1 am.
Awkwaaaaaaaaaard.
@ArnoldBenedict: Psst … @JohnAndre .. DM me dude.
@G-Wash: Just shucked some Cornwallis. Hey-OOOO!
@DJ-T-Jeffy-Jeff: I’m a father again! Shasquina had her baby today!
@T-Edison: Let there be light! #godcomplex
@DredScott: Tough loss at the SCOTUS today. Bastards will probably kill the VRA next.
@BenFranklin: Ooooooo … I love that tingly feeling.
@OldHickory: Dear South Caronlina: Bring. It. On.
@USGrant: Beer Thirty Bitches! (recurring tweet)
@SecStateSeward: Whew! What a day! Stick a knife in me, I’m done. (9 pm on April 14, 1865)
@BullMooseTeddy: Heard that had to butter Big Boy Taft up to get him out the tub. #LOL #TubbyTaft
@DrPrezWilson: Mmmmrph .. Urrrr … buhhhhhh *drools*
@GenJohnPershing: AEF = After England Failed … LOL
@SilentCal: Hello
*four years later* @SilentCal: Goodbye
@FDR: Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’
@GenD-Mac: *Best Ahnold voice* I’ll be back!
@HSTruman: Yo @D-Mac *best @RealDonaldTrump voice* You’re Fired!
@JFK: I need this trip to Dallas like I need a hole in my head.
@TrickyDicky: This tweet is not intended to be an alibi. (Late night on June 17, 1982)
@JC_Smiles: Feeling a bit of a malaise setting in tonight. I like that word “malaise.”
@DutchReagan: There you go again!
@SlickWillie: What a mess!! But it feels so good.
@Shrub: STRATEGERY BITCHES!
@Barry_O: I’m watching yooooooooo!
As you can see, Twitter has been a great tool for Presidents and other historical figures over the years.