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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /> <br /><div class="MsoNormal">Matt Speculates, Jay Speculates, You shake your head in amazement. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">As was bound to happen at some point Matt-Man and Jayman have now become more than just International Internet Radio Stars and have become Media Personalities and Current Events Commentators. We made our debut this week on cable news and here’s the transcript … </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><b>Monday Night: Cable News Ninny: We now welcome Matt-Man and Jayman from IWS Radio. What is your take, gentlemen, on what happened in Boston? </b></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCSy8kinwlCr-E8hJhrzhncfXTkSaiJ6gMSxMrfvTWgnFYDD-PLH0CAtbrXaNMbMd11UAuc_G4cPmQjIG8xQalv30S_vEBd5myPL9w_eICWrjJg7WmNCKDuCLjmNPR4drJwRg2-rto7so/s1600/mattandjaycnn.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCSy8kinwlCr-E8hJhrzhncfXTkSaiJ6gMSxMrfvTWgnFYDD-PLH0CAtbrXaNMbMd11UAuc_G4cPmQjIG8xQalv30S_vEBd5myPL9w_eICWrjJg7WmNCKDuCLjmNPR4drJwRg2-rto7so/s1600/mattandjaycnn.jpg" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />Matt: I think this is domestic terrorism. <br />Jay: Naw … It’s foreign. <br />Matt: Happening on the day of the background check vote? In the most liberal city in America? <br />Jay: Yeah, I get that, but domestics usually go for government buildings. <br />Matt: True, but foreigners usually claim responsibility. <br />Jay: Hmmm … Buuuuut, a bomb in a crowd? Sooooo Al Qaeda! <br />Matt: Maybe, but think about all those foreigners racing? Right-wingers hate foreigners. <br />Jay: Damn. This is a tough one. <br />Matt: I say look for white guy w/ crew cut and owns a dozen or so guns. <br />Jay: No way man. Dark-Skinned all the way! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />CNN: Okay guys! Great insight! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><b>Thursday Night: CNN: With us again are Matt-Man and Jayman from IWS Radio. You’ve seen the video and the pics of the suspects, what do you make of all this? </b></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />Jay: Suspect #2 is looking pretty swarthy to me. <br />Matt: They’re white. <br />Jay: I dunno dude. That’s a big Arab nose. <br />Matt: Maybe, or possibly … Well, you know WHO ELSE has big noses. <br />Jay: Jews? MOSSAD????? <br />Matt: Wouldn’t that be a game changer! <br />Jay: Damn, yes it would. <br />Matt: Other people have big noses too though. <br />Jay: Lebanese do. Danny Thomas, Jamie Farr <br />Matt: Jamie Farr! Has anyone checked on him? Hmmm …. <br />Jay: I think we’ve about got this solved. <br />Matt: Well, hold on. I just thought of something. Italians<br />Jay: Oh dayum! A mob hit? <br />Matt: Boston Mayor Tomas MENINO??? Huh??? Huh?? <br />Jay: Holy shit dude! …. Mind. Officially. Blown. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><b>Friday Morning: CNN: We’re here once again with Matt-Man and Jayman of IWS Radio. One of the bombers, </b></i><i><b><span class="st" dir="ltr">Tamerlan Tsarnaev,</span> is dead and the other, his brother </b></i><i><b><span class="st" dir="ltr">Dzhokar A. Tsarnaev</span>, is on the loose. What do you guys make of this? </b></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: They’re white. I called that one! <br />Jay: Uhhh .. White MUSLIMS! Boom! <br />Matt: But, still white. <br />Jay: Swarthy white! <br />Matt: I’ll give you that one. <br />Jay: What have they been doing since Monday though? <br />Matt: Flew to Texas to blow up a fertilizer plant? <br />Jay: I like it! <br />Matt: Clever move by them. Quite the distraction. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><b>CNN: Guys, speaking of distraction, I’m going to bring in Schmoop now to talk about another possibility. </b></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Schmoop: This is all obviously a FALSE FLAG! The government did this to prey on American’s fears and use our natural instinct to come together in times of crisis and increase Obama’s poll numbers giving him the opening he needs to come after our guns. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: *rolls eyes* You’re obviously a nutcase. <br />Jay: *head nod* How YOU doin’ huh babe? <br />Matt: PUH-LEEZE … What an amateur! <br />Jay: IKNOWRITE? I mean, I can see Muslims trying to help Obama’s popularity. <br />Matt: Now THAT makes sense! <br />Jay: Muslim Brotherhood agrees to launch LIMITED attack. <br />Matt: Kill just enough people to get everyone’s attention. <br />Jay: The cop was just an opportunity kill. <br />Matt: Obvs. Anyway, Obama goes tough guy.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">  </span><br />Jay: Muslims take the heat. Again. <br />Matt: Obama consolidates power. <br />Jay: Quietly uses new power to start implementing Sharia Law. <br />Matt: HOLY SHIT! We really have figured it out! <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><br />Jay: This is some scary shit here. <br />Matt: Hell yes it is. <br />Jay: Damn, this TV thing is going great!<br />Matt: We’re naturals. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><i><b>CNN: Okay guys, thanks for your very unique insight. What do you guys have coming up this Sunday? </b></i></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: The NFL draft is next we’re gonna draft stuff we like. <br />Jay: Yeah, Monarchs, Writers, Poets, Favorite Ethnic People<br />Matt: Sportscasters, Flowers, Beer <br />Jay: Yeah, we will DRAFT BEER … Heh .. Get it? <br />Matt: Hey-OOOOOOO<br />Jay: And other stuff. <br />Matt: Paul Piatt, IWS Products, Bobby Kraft <br />Jay: And so much more! <br />Matt: Totally! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">So, join us at 12 Noon ET on Sunday for our “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/04/21/whats-on-tap" target="_blank">What’s On Tap</a>” episode of I’m With Stupid! </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

MSJS: Our Cable News Debut

Matt Speculates, Jay Speculates, You shake your head in amazement. As was bound to happen at some point Matt-Man and Jayman have now become...

MSJS: Our Cable News Debut

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