Matt Said, Jay Said, Helen Hunt Naked

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br />Matt speaks, Jay speaks, You listen (kinda).<br /><br />Matt: Helloooooooooooooooooo<br />Jay: *sings* “I wanna sex you up”<br />Matt: Uh<br />Jay: *sings* “You make me feel good”<br />Matt: I do? … Ummm …<br />Jay: *sings* “I wanna rub you down …”<br />Matt: OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH!<br />Jay: Am I making you uncomfortable?<br />Matt: Eve more than usual.<br />Jay: Aww yeah!<br />Matt: STOP! JESUS DUDE!<br />Jay: You know you’re turned on.<br />Matt: I hate you.<br />Jay: That really hurts.<br />Matt: I know, but it was necessary.<br />Jay: I don’t think it was.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYQHJ-vWUuF8ndPJTZqqGILE26yMdngBoFsfUwS_FRbPFeXW6M3ao9gUCh1mQyv_kRBHUcwoaXxRboRjFAib1m6CyOr5YqDEOv6OZKaiK2VNXEvQcgIXdADk_8IFuURXpK6x053ExsLAA/s1600/helen-hunt-full-frontal-nude.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYQHJ-vWUuF8ndPJTZqqGILE26yMdngBoFsfUwS_FRbPFeXW6M3ao9gUCh1mQyv_kRBHUcwoaXxRboRjFAib1m6CyOr5YqDEOv6OZKaiK2VNXEvQcgIXdADk_8IFuURXpK6x053ExsLAA/s400/helen-hunt-full-frontal-nude.jpg" width="282" /></a></div>Matt: Hey. Whatever happened to Helen Hunt?<br />Jay: Random question is random!<br />Matt: Well, for some reason I thought of her this morning.<br />Jay: She was great in “As Good as it Gets”<br />Matt: One of my favorite movies.<br />Jay: Anyway, Helen Hunt?<br />Matt: I love her and she just disappeared.<br />Jay: She just had a movie come out this year.<br />Matt: Really? What was it about.<br />Jay: She plays some kind of sex therapist.<br />Matt: Really?<br />Jay: Wait … Actually a sex SURROGATE.<br />Matt: REAAAAAAAALLLLLLY?<br />Jay: And ... She gets all kinds of nekkid in that movie!<br />Matt: Nice! Totally nude?<br />Jay: Full-Frontal dude! And she looks amazing for her age.<br />Matt: Her age?<br />Jay: Yeah, she’s like late 50’s near 60 right?<br />Matt: No way!<br />Jay: *checks Google* She’s 49.<br />Matt: Yeah, see? Not nearly that old.<br />Jay: She doesn’t look that great for her age then.<br />Matt: Now that was hurtful!<br />Jay: Ha! I’m kidding! She’s gorgeous.<br />Matt: Damn right!<br /><br />Jay: Got any ideas for the show?<br />Matt: Nope. You?<br />Jay: We could talk about writing again.<br />Matt: That’s not bad.<br />Jay: Actually last time we talked more about books and authors and not writing.<br />Matt: Right. We can talk about OUR writing.<br />Jay: Things that inspire us.<br />Matt: Different styles.<br />Jay: Our hopes<br />Matt: And dreams!<br />Jay: The whole writing process.<br />Matt: It fits with my post on <a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2013/02/what-are-words-for.html" target="_blank">Friday</a>.<br />Jay: And all our “Favorite and Least Favorite Words” stuff.<br />Matt: Oh God it’s brilliant!<br />Jay: So good it hurts.<br />Matt: Don’t get weird on me again.<br />Jay: I gotta be me.<br />Matt: Well … I guess.<br />Jay: Thanks.<br />Matt: Whatever.<br />Jay: Okay, we’re all set!<br />Matt: Monster show coming up!<br />Jay: Should I sing on the show?<br />Matt: Never.<br />Jay: So, Sooooo hurtful.<br />Matt: It’s for your own good.<br />Jay: I guess.<br />Matt: Okay, let’s do it!<br />Jay: AWESOME!<br /><br />Okay kids. More brilliance in action. Or something like that. Anyway, listen to “<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/02/10/on-writing-deux" target="_blank">On Writing Deux</a>” Saturday night at 11 PM ET on I’m With Stupid!!!<br /><br /></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said, Helen Hunt Naked

Matt speaks, Jay speaks, You listen (kinda). Matt: Helloooooooooooooooooo Jay: *sings* “I wanna sex you up” Matt: Uh Jay: *sings* “You make ...

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