Dr. Rawalpindi Speaks...You Listen

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCWL_5T_btQeldduk0WYT3tOCrMW4sSlQKelN0QSgl5iYprlH7fmGG1jCAQrbl9NwCV1SIL5jxOAqkBeraUm_hFJgiaEtY61LoG04HieEuhkD99kuq_c03hyphenhyphengk9kBhWaGjQX_PXBU0CSo/s1600/Indian+Doctor+Physician.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCWL_5T_btQeldduk0WYT3tOCrMW4sSlQKelN0QSgl5iYprlH7fmGG1jCAQrbl9NwCV1SIL5jxOAqkBeraUm_hFJgiaEtY61LoG04HieEuhkD99kuq_c03hyphenhyphengk9kBhWaGjQX_PXBU0CSo/s400/Indian+Doctor+Physician.jpg" width="400" /></a>Hallo.  Dr. Rajiv Rawalpindi here wishing you all a morning of goodness, satisfaction, and Egg McMuffins.<br /><br />I am the official physician for the IWS Radio team.<br /><br />I am proffered for your acceptance from New Delhi via the University of Bombay, the Ohio State University of the Medical Arts, and an ill-gotten F-1 Student Visa from my Mexican doctor friend, Paco.<br /><br />Say what you will, but trust me now, and regret me later…I know my medicinal arts.<br /><br />I have treated the Matt-Man for gonorrhea.  I have treated Jayman for shingles.  I have treated many of you, their reading and listening audience, for bad taste.<br /><br />My scope of practionocity is extremely limited and unvisible.  I am the Uber-Doctor, and?<br /><br />The only thing that I have, that is more huger than my ego is the amount of malpractice insurance that I carry, because if I mishappenly perform a spinal tap on your vagina, I want you to cognizate that you would be duly compentrated for the pain and great cardio woefulness that I may or may not have persisted on you.<br /><br />And your vagina.<br /><br />I am currently praticinating and serving umbrage at the Ohio State Medical Center, and am having the glorious ability to treat one friend of IWS, Schmoop.<br /><br />After parlaying my knowing eye upon her for a day or so, I know one thing to be true.<br /><br />The Bitch is Yellow.<br /><br />And here is where my medicinal expertise carry forth.<br /><br />Is she Chinese yellow?  Is she Korean yellow, or….and I have a hunchback, is she Laotian yellow!?<br /><br />Bringo!!  Yes her is!!<br /><br />Uh-huh…I uttered that!!  Bitch is suffering from Laotian Disease.<br /><br />She been resting here most gingerly for one half less than two days, so on this 24 hour period I shall run some exams in order to confirminate my diagnostics.<br /><br />Laotian Disease is not what you Americans call, “attractive.”<br /><br />Sure, when one contracts it, and is merely bespeckled in a yellow hue, it is manageable, however…<br /><br />If left un-deblemished, the patient will begin to quote Mao, develop a taste for fetid water, and go see my colleague Paco for a passport so he or she can go to Vientiane in utmost hope of securing job sewing American flags and sweat socks at twenty-two cents a day.<br /><br />I know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness 30 Day Period, but I think it is time that we regale some time to Laotian Disease.<br /><br />Schmoop has it.  I’m on it, and in the finality…Something good will come of it…Probably.<br /><br /><i>With the Utmost Sincerity and Wishing you a Great Harvest and Three Cows,</i><br /><br /><i>Dr. Rajiv Rawalpindi</i><br /><br />And in other news….Yesterday on IWS Radio, Jay and Matt discussed the medical field as our buddy Schmoop lies in Columbus, Ohio sick and suffering.<br /><br />If you missed it, you can catch it all right here…<br /><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.adobe.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" height="105" id="143577" name="143577" width="210"><param name="movie" value="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf?file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2Fplaylist.aspx%3Fshow_id%3D3927027&autostart=false&bufferlength=5&volume=80&corner=rounded&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/flashplayercallback.aspx" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf" flashvars="file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2Fplaylist.aspx%3Fshow_id%3D3927027&autostart=false&shuffle=false&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashPlayerCallback.aspx&width=210&height=105&volume=80&corner=rounded" width="210" height="105" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" wmode="transparent" menu="false" name="143577" id="143577" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object> <br /><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 220px;">Listen to <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/">internet radio</a> with <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid">Im With Stupid</a> on Blog Talk Radio</div>Cheers,<br />Matt-Man<br /><i><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a></i></div>

Dr. Rawalpindi Speaks...You Listen

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