now you really can take a seat

<i>For those of you just joining in, you can catch up on the sofa saga with <a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2012/03/take-seat-part-1.html" target="_blank">part 1,</a> <a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2012/03/take-seat-part-2.html" target="_blank">part 2,</a> <a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2012/03/take-seat-part-3.html" target="_blank">part 3</a> and <a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2012/04/take-seat-part-4.html" target="_blank">part 4</a>.</i><br /><br />I'm not a tease, no matter what you may have heard about me. But I feel like I've been dangling a carrot in front of you for too long.<br /><br />Now technically I can't call this 100% complete as it is missing one rather important piece (the cushion is unexpectedly delayed) but I couldn't wait any longer. And anyway, my Polly Perfect card expired long ago, so I figure its better to show you real life, right?<br /><br />There are so many great tutorials out there for reupholstering. <a href="http://mycraftyhomelife.blogspot.com/2011/09/upholstery-101-week-1.html" target="_blank">Linda,</a> <a href="http://www.savvydesignwest.com/p/tutorials.html" target="_blank">Tiffany</a> and <a href="http://oliveourhouse.blogspot.com/search/label/The%20Loveseat/" target="_blank">Erin</a> can all school you on the ins and outs. So I won't reinvent the wheel, but I will share some of what I learned about the process. (I'm going to go ahead and pretend that you are going to actually read this list and not just scroll thru to see the final pictures.)<br /><br /><b>It was easier than I thought.</b> This is not to say that it was an easy project, but I had imagined bruises and cuts from ripping out old fabric and -not kidding - 3,000 staples. I thought there would be screaming, crying, punching, cussing. (Obviously I have a very dramatic imagination). But I made it thru with only one small cut. I did cuss through the whole thing, but I pretty much cuss thru everything so that's not unusual. I did find though that there were a wicked number of opportunities for 'That's what she said...' in upholstery. But that's a story for another post.<br /><br /><b>BYOF.</b> That F is for Friend people! There are many areas of this project that are a two-person job. For me at least. I am sure there are master upholsters who can hold the fabric tight with one hand on both ends while stapling. Their friends probably call them 'The Octopus' or something cool like that and they wear hats with funny sayings on them. I am not one of those people. The hubs was a huge help in keeping things taut (that's what she said) while stapling. We were a rockin good team on this project and usually we don't work well together on DIY stuff, so that is a "bold statement" as John Travolta would say.<br /><br /><b>Upholstery is not a no-sew project.</b> I don't sew, hence me sending out the cushion, but I now think I wanna. After my dear friend Becca (who also designed my blog header) helped me to sew the piping, I realized sewing isn't as intimidating as I always thought. Btw, when I say 'help' I really mean she did everything while I stood over her shoulder yapping in her ear. But it looks fun. I think the trick is figuring out the machine. Once you've got that all you need is time and the fabric world is your oyster!<br /><br /><b>Foam is a B@*#$</b>. It comes in all different depths and densities. The ladies at the fabric store expect you to be as knowledgeable as they are on the subject and it never seems to want to cooperate. Don't get me started on foam.<br /><br />All in though, I enjoyed this far more than I anticipated and I'm over the moon with how it turned out. I anticipated an epic failure, when in reality I've saved myself over $600!<br /><br />So on to the eye candy. Let's remember first were we began.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfNIvvUus4ozQ8Q-W3TnXjypwi_RY5ZqNpp3sqjG2fGAleKDr06WtmXMb7LAmvNCu1iEsd8Pl92QL9ql9fO8LlQ4aPPnOdftbvGUyP08LADCJifaeCzOJAas-BKYVOQD1ihvKG9tr1dNSb/s1600/P2254629.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfNIvvUus4ozQ8Q-W3TnXjypwi_RY5ZqNpp3sqjG2fGAleKDr06WtmXMb7LAmvNCu1iEsd8Pl92QL9ql9fO8LlQ4aPPnOdftbvGUyP08LADCJifaeCzOJAas-BKYVOQD1ihvKG9tr1dNSb/s640/P2254629.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh59ERMKT7QcVz_CAqQovD_cIBSQNLHvGRuXd5EIT3QaZNo24MjvvKBzVIzCDyWH3sSgZnytGMiySXZ7c9JyLpYjPZkTtdELLNxqI-6ck-FqwgvwavDwrPTEZ_9DQB1ymZFEnQwfDzoX_ql/s1600/P2254626.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh59ERMKT7QcVz_CAqQovD_cIBSQNLHvGRuXd5EIT3QaZNo24MjvvKBzVIzCDyWH3sSgZnytGMiySXZ7c9JyLpYjPZkTtdELLNxqI-6ck-FqwgvwavDwrPTEZ_9DQB1ymZFEnQwfDzoX_ql/s640/P2254626.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwCRx1EbmqP9RFkEDAE1_NOCHXjna2f6Wqz3VFoKEP9TEVGPbTkKrcDiIF0pfer2qWKcZ24UFdQwH0Jsnp9ZaTyqeyqBWeAT7or7iUew_H1uDAbjSx8MpsreyScC8nO-TbOq-2Dsx-wqAF/s1600/P2264814.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwCRx1EbmqP9RFkEDAE1_NOCHXjna2f6Wqz3VFoKEP9TEVGPbTkKrcDiIF0pfer2qWKcZ24UFdQwH0Jsnp9ZaTyqeyqBWeAT7or7iUew_H1uDAbjSx8MpsreyScC8nO-TbOq-2Dsx-wqAF/s640/P2264814.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><br />And here is where we are today.<br /><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnBeh9oGTvnBbpl7c2vIjpc_iO92Slz3kV25bB0XAco6e48-p3oEz4hzOo7kcUlhyphenhyphen1yh3b13fpasYMPKWtuTcbEd77v0MeSFRdp77frx_S-a6ZunOlGSD1AYNT7I7tnZvqQbMQeHBLCo88/s1600/P4256084.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnBeh9oGTvnBbpl7c2vIjpc_iO92Slz3kV25bB0XAco6e48-p3oEz4hzOo7kcUlhyphenhyphen1yh3b13fpasYMPKWtuTcbEd77v0MeSFRdp77frx_S-a6ZunOlGSD1AYNT7I7tnZvqQbMQeHBLCo88/s640/P4256084.JPG" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Sorry for the crooked angle, I was blinded by staring into that crazy window</td></tr></tbody></table><br />All taut and piped up. Not bad for an old lady.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjkKowIv_BTN2z1cmcfryOvt8fsDdfp_IILaBEM1qu7t2ycAx-NMBMrWlpsTTkteO1heXVk1b-30RQ-77LARKbcoRmkagPaRsUChJ0sGX2SE1V9kVnpbDaFZLjiE3ompVv4-abGvsbzWen/s1600/P4256080.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjkKowIv_BTN2z1cmcfryOvt8fsDdfp_IILaBEM1qu7t2ycAx-NMBMrWlpsTTkteO1heXVk1b-30RQ-77LARKbcoRmkagPaRsUChJ0sGX2SE1V9kVnpbDaFZLjiE3ompVv4-abGvsbzWen/s640/P4256080.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1AdD4IURy2WGMDu9O08J1aC8jBlRonmUkV_YiTZs08NyIBo5otUKy6pUutBwAAO1Bzx451SLHbY5cNWrCRC90XS4Ec0ml0TpeklSoE6hNW8hKlN-6RRzN9VkcpTW3A-fThNXUxHPEthzW/s1600/P4256082.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1AdD4IURy2WGMDu9O08J1aC8jBlRonmUkV_YiTZs08NyIBo5otUKy6pUutBwAAO1Bzx451SLHbY5cNWrCRC90XS4Ec0ml0TpeklSoE6hNW8hKlN-6RRzN9VkcpTW3A-fThNXUxHPEthzW/s640/P4256082.JPG" width="426" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_zHi3Stu65Ugr5z6OR65ZQCSLjtg-EoLq0nuSgyYFlq2CTaxqtKalTCCKYuMONzXDzuhrJUyiCBC1Eqt8Mfs4nCSQ_bH4k87x77GEkfhNXEHzVCa0AZQ4I_j4mCOzYTv4wW8950LTtNZ4/s1600/P4256088.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_zHi3Stu65Ugr5z6OR65ZQCSLjtg-EoLq0nuSgyYFlq2CTaxqtKalTCCKYuMONzXDzuhrJUyiCBC1Eqt8Mfs4nCSQ_bH4k87x77GEkfhNXEHzVCa0AZQ4I_j4mCOzYTv4wW8950LTtNZ4/s640/P4256088.JPG" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv8Xblq7dC2E4S4GdVxPH7DP1O9BegZR5nB8_ec6baO5dVRqk4b9ZUuCCCQXj46k2IjxfsL12EV6IdJ7AHpBrhzXEczgfzPbpDBaefqFCo8hGvy9OFI5k-p71kWFEoXg1F40m-7hjzdAJD/s1600/P4256093.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv8Xblq7dC2E4S4GdVxPH7DP1O9BegZR5nB8_ec6baO5dVRqk4b9ZUuCCCQXj46k2IjxfsL12EV6IdJ7AHpBrhzXEczgfzPbpDBaefqFCo8hGvy9OFI5k-p71kWFEoXg1F40m-7hjzdAJD/s640/P4256093.JPG" width="426" /></a></div><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoJ-AYScDL5mX_w8px1w9F-xLeTaoprIwPpHsdhOauHBHXdRh3gVug_KCA4L4hvViP4H-z0DFyQNnUGdn2ybQtbQsyMYbYgnHYNZgZEAw0ZwGy5VJKGFwdoEtRxdX9BFzx_AvMNqTFQ48g/s1600/P4256110.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="426" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoJ-AYScDL5mX_w8px1w9F-xLeTaoprIwPpHsdhOauHBHXdRh3gVug_KCA4L4hvViP4H-z0DFyQNnUGdn2ybQtbQsyMYbYgnHYNZgZEAw0ZwGy5VJKGFwdoEtRxdX9BFzx_AvMNqTFQ48g/s640/P4256110.JPG" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">I really need to learn how to un-yellow my nighttime pics</td></tr></tbody></table>So there she is, in all her 95% glory. I'll take some legit beauty shots when the cushion comes in. Does this give you the upholstery DIY bug? I say go for it! You might surprise yourself.<br /><br />I'm linking up to <a href="http://primitiveandproper.blogspot.com/2012/06/poww-94-furniture-link-party.html" target="_blank">POWW @ Primitive & Proper </a>

now you really can take a seat

For those of you just joining in, you can catch up on the sofa saga with  part 1, part 2,   part 3 and part 4 . I'm not a tease, no ma...

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