Matt Said, Jay Said LVI

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Matt coughs.  Jay sneezes.  You grab a surgical mask, and listen.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ_Q5nO-b9AJewuZZqF23xgwMEffYfBxnFPObojNxvM9txdywygmWPjVLSzDfU4s9nE6Ws0n_xHE4VVzdftGmFUfyElKcy8VNsJvQWW-Kh17kkohxZrPBkGHApIB9oltjHnIbilKw7lJo/s1600/Sexy-Nurse.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ_Q5nO-b9AJewuZZqF23xgwMEffYfBxnFPObojNxvM9txdywygmWPjVLSzDfU4s9nE6Ws0n_xHE4VVzdftGmFUfyElKcy8VNsJvQWW-Kh17kkohxZrPBkGHApIB9oltjHnIbilKw7lJo/s400/Sexy-Nurse.jpeg" width="225" /></a>Matt:  Hey Jay.  Thanks for doing a Thursday morning phone call instead of our normal Thursday night.<br />Jay:  No prob.  I have people covering my pre-existing conditions, er…appointments.<br />Matt:  This sore throat is a bitch. Hurts to eat, to drink, to talk.  Oy.<br />Jay:  Wow.  Should I list you as probable, questionable, or doubtful for Sunday’s show?<br />Matt:  What?  Are you suffering from Fantasy Football withdrawal?<br />Jay:  Not at all, why?<br /><br />Matt and Jay:  (Cough, Sneeze, Cough, Sneeze)<br /><br />Jay:  Hey?  In this Sunday’s intro and since you are not well, should I replace your singing with a file off the bench?  Say…Mitt Romney singing America the Beautiful in order to bolster our line-up?<br />Matt:  Our Line-Up?  Focus Man.  Dear God.  There is no Fantasy Football this ye---<br />Jay:  Oh wow…Man I don’t know where my head was at.  I am sorry.  Okay I’m good to go now.<br />Matt:  Okay.  It’s all good.<br /><br />Jay:  Man…Between my allergies, your whatever, and now this withdrawal thing, we’re a medical mess.<br />Matt:  No shit…It’s amazing how even simple medical maladies can screw one’s life up even for short periods.<br />Jay:  IKR?  I had to throw a half a plate of Lemon Poppy Seed muffins away, because I sneezed on them.<br />Matt:  Really?<br />Jay:  Well yes and no…I mean, I did sneeze on them, but I figured it was my own sneeze, so…I didn’t really throw them away.<br />Matt:  Understandable.  I guess you just considered them to be glazed at that point.<br />Jay:  Exactly. It’s a sin to waste food, y’know.<br /><br />Matt:  (Cough)<br />Jay:  Hey…This Sunday we could talk about all of this.  You know, how it sucks to get sick.<br />Matt:  It is that time of year.  Cold and Flu season is fast approaching…obviously.<br />Jay:  Exactly.  We could talk about the times we have been sick.<br />Matt:  Hospital stays.<br />Jay:  Hot Nurses.<br />Matt:  Funny diseases.<br />Jay:  Death Panels.<br />Matt:  The color of the gallon of funk they drained from my lung.<br /><br />Jay:  What color was that, exactly?<br />Matt:  I guess you’ll have to wait til’ this<i><span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/09/30/a-couple-of-sickos" target="_blank">Sunday at Noon ET</a></span></i> to find out!!<br /><br />Jay:  Aw Man, this is gonna be epic.  I may even impart what kind of Doctor I always wanted to be.<br />Matt:  I have an idea as to what that might be.<br />Jay:  Maybe so, but you won’t know for sure until this Sunday at Noon ET as IWS Radio presents…<i><a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/09/30/a-couple-of-sickos" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">A Couple of Sickos.</span></a></i><br /><br />Matt:  I like it.<br />Jay:  Me too.<br />Matt and Jay:  I think we’re set.<br /><br /></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said LVI

Matt coughs.  Jay sneezes.  You grab a surgical mask, and listen. Matt:  Hey Jay.  Thanks for doing a Thursday morning phone call instead of...

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