Matt Said Jay Said 8706882906

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Hellooooo! Bagwine residence, gentleman of the house speaking! <br />Jay: Yo<br />Matt: You’re supposed to answer in a British accent. <br />Jay: I can’t do one. <br />Matt: And you call yourself a performer. <br />Jay: Oh I can perform. <br />Matt: STOP! Let’s not go there. <br />Jay: Your fault, you used “performer.” <br />Matt: Maybe I should have used “entertainer.” <br />Jay: I would have had no snappy comeback for that. <br />Matt: You would have said some smart ass thing. <br />Jay: That’s just who I am though. <br />Matt: That’s all anyone wants you to be. <br />Jay: I guess. Probably. <br />Matt: Yeah, probably. <br />Jay: What’s for dinner? <br />Matt: Turkey Tetrazzini<br />Jay: Excellent! I’m having chicken stew. <br />Matt: You are the Stewmeister! <br />Jay: I’m going to put that on my Twitter bio. <br />Matt: That will bring all the babes to your yard. <br />Jay: Where they can pick up the empty beer cans. <br />Matt: And then make you a sandwich. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBmJl3EMulzv9DR9h4OHG6Ha0ueEiufmyePhhRBs13j11DTzX9HhU_g6wf0xfDFYhz9_nnHZ4NI_uBDOpXz9DsNef61Xgcqs7I4FZBeXy50zcveycT0gH3KjVc-9uc7AIirdDXa8oP4CFY/s1600/glinda-the-good-witch.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBmJl3EMulzv9DR9h4OHG6Ha0ueEiufmyePhhRBs13j11DTzX9HhU_g6wf0xfDFYhz9_nnHZ4NI_uBDOpXz9DsNef61Xgcqs7I4FZBeXy50zcveycT0gH3KjVc-9uc7AIirdDXa8oP4CFY/s400/glinda-the-good-witch.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Ooooooo I just got poked by <span style="background: black; mso-highlight: black;">*NAME REDACTED*</span><br />Matt: Oh really? That’s hawt! <br />Jay: Aaaand I got poked by <span style="background: black; mso-highlight: black;">*Name Redacted*</span><br />Matt: I don’t really like her. <br />Jay: I want to fuck her. <br />Matt: WHHHHHAAAAATTTT? <br />Jay: What? <br />Matt: You want to what her? <br />Jay: What are you talking about? <br />Matt: What you just said. <br />Jay: I said “I’m lucky to know her.” <br />Matt: I really don’t think that’s what you said! <br />Jay: YOU’RE AN OLD MAN! <br />Matt: My hearing isn’t going THAT FAST! <br />Jay: I think it is. <br />Matt: I’m appalled at you. <br />Jay: You’ll get over it. <br />Matt: MAYBE! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit-PaXQ693zx__UXRJ-TyOsBmFeScG4pIKfXiH2tAPwJCGZrf9YxhO6j0Ltd3C3tAZ7s-kDdrwtQ7Q4jUsmRA9YY4BGf8q1hlVRDIYO9W7928WYjjbxjKL6NgkXK-yXBwzLtGThARetbr2/s1600/Charmed+Hot+Cleavage.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="326" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit-PaXQ693zx__UXRJ-TyOsBmFeScG4pIKfXiH2tAPwJCGZrf9YxhO6j0Ltd3C3tAZ7s-kDdrwtQ7Q4jUsmRA9YY4BGf8q1hlVRDIYO9W7928WYjjbxjKL6NgkXK-yXBwzLtGThARetbr2/s400/Charmed+Hot+Cleavage.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: Oh hey! <br />Matt: Yes? <br />Jay: What is a Wiccan? <br />Matt: Well, someone who believes in Wicca. <br />Jay: And Wicca issssss? <br />Matt: Uhh .. Well, it’s complicated. <br />Jay: Are they witches? <br />Matt: Not really. It’s nature that has magical powers. <br />Jay: Fascinating. <br />Matt: It is! Why do you ask? <br />Jay: I think we should have a Wicca expert on for our Halloween show. <br />Matt: Well, it just so happens I know someone who knows someone! <br />Jay: Sweet! <br />Matt: Wicca High Priest James Smith! <br />Jay: Well get him on the show! <br />Matt: DONE! <br />Jay: Oh man! This is gonna be HUGE! <br />Matt: IKR?! Now we have to do actual prep! <br />Jay: Whoa! I hadn’t thought about that. <br />Matt: Maybe some research. <br />Jay: Maybe even more than Wikipedia<br />Matt: Things just got real. <br />Jay: We can do it! <br />Matt: Damn right we can! <br />Jay: Okay then! I’m excited! <br />Matt: Me too! <br />Jay: Okay, bye. <br />Matt: Later <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Be sure to join us as we welcome <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2013/10/27/walking-down-a-wicca-wonderland-with-rev-james-smith" target="_blank">Dr. James Smith to IWSRadio on Sunday at 12 Noon ET</a>! We will be learning all about Wicca and Druidism and maybe he’ll even teach us a good spell to use on someone! <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said Jay Said 8706882906

Matt: Hellooooo! Bagwine residence, gentleman of the house speaking! Jay: Yo Matt: You’re supposed to answer in a British accent. Jay: I can...

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