Matt's Least Favorite Words

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Cheers Chuckleheads…Continuing the continuity of our posts this week…As<span style="background-color: white;"><span style="color: blue;"> <a href="http://news-these-days.blogspot.com/2013/01/jays-least-favorite-words.html" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">Jayman posted yesterday</span></i></a></span></span> his least favorite words, I shall today, offer unto you-ins, <i>my</i> least favorite words.<br /><br />So, heretofore, and to wit, are Matt-Man’s least favorite words…<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw62JG1GmzSqxpdWpBkatVwFdN8yKIHMJmkSsgRivYj9qITDZWTQ08vwlJznCWcMKTSNo0sYBy_x-1geD1iJIvUJ58IIaC7pS0vjI_Ax4BAM0XscbROfoLHrVRUZrxE01kWwxYhrNlC_A/s1600/Sexy+Panties.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw62JG1GmzSqxpdWpBkatVwFdN8yKIHMJmkSsgRivYj9qITDZWTQ08vwlJznCWcMKTSNo0sYBy_x-1geD1iJIvUJ58IIaC7pS0vjI_Ax4BAM0XscbROfoLHrVRUZrxE01kWwxYhrNlC_A/s320/Sexy+Panties.jpg" width="320" /></a><b>Panties:</b>  I tried and tried not to duplicate Jayman, but I hate this word so much, and with such fervor, that I cannot allow it to go unreplicated.  Sure, I enjoy from time to time wearing Schmoop’s underwear, but that is exactly what they are. Underwear…or as Jay called them, skivvies.  The word “panties” gives me a serious case of the goo.<br /><br /><b>Bologna:</b>  It’s lunch meat folks.  There is no sense, even if it is spelled pretentiously, to call baloney, Buh-Lo-Nuh.  If I hear a person refer to the poor man’s steak as, Buh-Lo-Nuh, I turn red, piss my pants, and look for a baloney rind with which to strangle them.<br /><br /><b>Pro-Active:</b>  Uuuuuuuch!!  Pro-Active literally (sorry Jay) means<b><i> for action</i></b>, but you know what? Most people who claim to be Pro-Active, typically want to hold a meaningless meeting and talk about the action of which they are for, yet nothing ever comes of it.<br /><br /><b>Sorghum:</b>  It’s a fucking grass…a grass that can be turned into a molasses type fodder thing.  Ick…Say it. Sorrrrrr Gummmmm.  Merely on the level of pronunciation, it's an icky and sticky word.  I bet sorghum is a big commodity down in Jay’s part of the woods, but I would never hold that against him.<br /><br /><b>Breast(s):</b>  Seriously?  Breasts?  They’re boobs…tits…fun bags!!  To hell with the clinical and sterile term, breast.  They can spurt out milk and are fun to play with.  Boobs and/or Tits, are much better names for such a jocular and happiness yielding creation.<br /><br />Another thing that Jayman mentioned yesterday…Sammy, addy, and pressie.  In that vein, I would like to add another…<b><i>“Bestie”.</i></b><br /><br /><i>“I want to show you all a picture of my newest bestie.”</i>  You mean your new best friend?<br /><br />How’s about I pour a gallon of fucking sorghum all over you and your "bestie's" bodies and place you both on a fire ant colony you idiot!?  Fuckin’<i>“bestie”.</i><br /><br /><b>Hitler: </b> Oh Dear God!!  I think I like Adolf Hitler more than all of these present day politicians and political pundits who invoke his name in order to elicit outrage and score a political point that is always way off base. Hitler was a nut, who had one nut, and killed millions.  Neither George W. Bush nor Barack Obama is a, Hitler.<br /><br /><b>Blanch(e)</b>:  When cooking it is blanch; as a name, it is Blanche.  Either way, it is a discordant sounding word/name that makes me want to vomit (sorry Jay).<br /><br /><b>Christian:</b>  Do I really need to say why I hate this word?  Okay, I will.  Because many people define it as, and live it as, a person who knows best for you, all the while, not observe the teachings of Christ by dictating to others, judging others, and cheating on their spouse.  Christian?  What a joke that word has become.<br /><br />And there you have it folks…My list of least favorite words.<br /><br />And if you’d like to hear some poetic words, you can catch the show that Jay and I did yesterday on Blog Talk Radio.  As usual, we were epically funny, and you can catch it all right here:<br /><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.adobe.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" height="270" id="143577" name="143577" width="210"><param name="movie" value="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf?file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2Fim-with-stupid%2Fplay_list.xml%3Fitemcount%3D5&autostart=true&bufferlength=5&volume=80&corner=rounded&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/flashplayercallback.aspx" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/btrplayer.swf" flashvars="file=http://www.blogtalkradio.com%2fim-with-stupid%2fplay_list.xml%3Fitemcount%3D5&autostart=true&shuffle=false&callback=http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FlashPlayerCallback.aspx&width=210&height=270&volume=80&corner=rounded" width="210" height="270" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" quality="high" wmode="transparent" menu="false" name="143577" id="143577" allowScriptAccess="always"></embed></object><br /><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 220px;">Listen to <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/">internet radio</a> with <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid">Im With Stupid</a> on Blog Talk Radio<br /><br /></div><div style="font-size: 10px; text-align: center; width: 220px;"></div><i>Cheers!!</i><i>Matt-Man</i><i><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a></i><i><span style="color: blue;">@<a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank">MattMan_IWS</a></span></i></div>

Matt's Least Favorite Words

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