Matt Said...Jay Said 8 (Maids A Milking)

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqnOJYrTUD_RzIDWQ5fJtITmJstmQyow_AFlk8Tk__s9f53xHYhQcqhLh6_nfuCHx10bc2dKfLApg3-57SxGV_zlwripgXlXAmSebpEKNNzPMV9oGRKmlrS49UjVRQlksetbgFUQM_QY8/s1600/Sexy+Christmas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqnOJYrTUD_RzIDWQ5fJtITmJstmQyow_AFlk8Tk__s9f53xHYhQcqhLh6_nfuCHx10bc2dKfLApg3-57SxGV_zlwripgXlXAmSebpEKNNzPMV9oGRKmlrS49UjVRQlksetbgFUQM_QY8/s400/Sexy+Christmas.jpg" width="400" /></a>Matt-Man jingles…Jayman jingles…You rock around the Christmas tree.<br /><br />Jayman:  Jingle Bells.  Jingle Bells.  Jingle all the way…<br />Matt:  That was very heartfelt and seasonally happiness-invoking.<br /><br />Jayman:  Just wanted to cheer you up, what with Schmoop in the hospital and what not.<br />Matt:  You are too kind.<br /><br />Jayman:  I have a great idea…I was thinking that this Saturday, we could do a Christmas Show.<br />Matt:  Excellent idea…No one would see that coming.<br />Jayman:  I know, right?<br />Matt:  You are on clever one mutha-fuc--<br />Jayman:  Shut your mouth!!<br /><br />Matt:  Hey dig it…I asked my son Ryno if he had gotten a present for his Mom.<br />Jayman:  Did he for once?<br />Matt:  Yes!!<br />Jayman:  Wow…At the tender age of 18 he is really maturing.<br />Matt:  I know, and then I asked him if he got a present for me…<br />Jayman:  Oh boy, how did he respond?<br />Matt:  He said, <i>“Of course I did; I bought you a big box of heartache.”</i><br /><br />Jayman:  You know…his attitude is your doing.<br />Matt:  I know, but the road map of his life is set, and I envision me becoming nothing more than but a mere rest stop on his highway of life.<br />Jayman:  What does that even <i>mean</i>?<br />Matt:  I have no idea.<br /><br />Jayman:  So I guess we should talk about Christmas on the show Saturday.<br />Matt:  Yeah I guess.<br />Jayman:  What?  What’s wrong?  Sounds like you don’t want to.<br />Matt:  I do, but…well…<br />Jayman:  Oh the Schmoop thing and she might not be home?<br />Matt:  Yeah, I was hoping to have Pizza Rolls with her on Christmas Day, but well…Probably not gonna happen.<br /><br />Jayman:  You do realize that Christmas goes beyond you and your self-absorption?<br />Matt:  So you say, but okay, a Christmas Show sounds pretty good and I’ll try to be happy.<br /><br />Jayman:  We can talk about the do’s and don’ts, and the fun food to serve.<br />Matt:  What to give…What not to give.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1dwW6Wu7gdh1dmytCx0H5XVvEBAxq4aGPDeTBB4YvHVa-lFh8jaaswJsOUTVQDbYdO755xeAh-BSxkCTgpJ_N-XGLgLiVG6hTK2bxFEJmK6G2DBnWY95gUdWYNlAxCFrUGkfR5Lo42jI/s1600/Sexy+Women+at+Christmas.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1dwW6Wu7gdh1dmytCx0H5XVvEBAxq4aGPDeTBB4YvHVa-lFh8jaaswJsOUTVQDbYdO755xeAh-BSxkCTgpJ_N-XGLgLiVG6hTK2bxFEJmK6G2DBnWY95gUdWYNlAxCFrUGkfR5Lo42jI/s400/Sexy+Women+at+Christmas.jpg" width="400" /></a>Jayman:  We can discuss how TIME magazine got their Person of the Year way wrong.<br />Matt:  It should have been us.<br /><br />Jayman:  Sounds good, and I hope a lot of people call in as well.<br />Matt:  Me too, because as good as we are, we like fresh voices.<br />Jayman:  Well okie dokie and Happy Solstice to you.<br />Matt:  And a Merry Sol Invictus to you and yours.<br />Matt and Jay: Let’s Do Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.<br /><br />And you catch our Christmas show LIVE Saturday night at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio by clicking right <a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid/2012/12/23/christmas-party-2012" target="_blank"><i><span style="color: blue;">HERE</span></i></a>. </div>

Matt Said...Jay Said 8 (Maids A Milking)

Matt-Man jingles…Jayman jingles…You rock around the Christmas tree. Jayman:  Jingle Bells.  Jingle Bells.  Jingle all the way… Matt:  That w...

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