Drunk in Camelot...The Lost Kennedy

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Hello, and I must say…<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihQt534zSRHhb6RGK4DURShhkoEA5CVTRkQsMzjt0e1jU9O5rOfAaAbP5YH06zZuGjyHljeJC7qxE2uRBN_ZGfesNRK8N4e28AOpslneyX6XZ-uHO2mLeQihHFoQYJ36yFTI8v07zYoO0/s1600/nick-varano's-famous+deli+Kennedys.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihQt534zSRHhb6RGK4DURShhkoEA5CVTRkQsMzjt0e1jU9O5rOfAaAbP5YH06zZuGjyHljeJC7qxE2uRBN_ZGfesNRK8N4e28AOpslneyX6XZ-uHO2mLeQihHFoQYJ36yFTI8v07zYoO0/s400/nick-varano's-famous+deli+Kennedys.jpg" width="366" /></a></div><br />It’s finally good to meet you diligent readers of the IWS Radio website, and the rest of the world as well.<br /><br />I know that you know my brothers, Joe Jr., John, Robert, and Teddy, but I bet you don’t know me.<br /><br />Of course you don’t, because for years, I have been heaped into a burlap sack of obscurity, and thrown into the shadows of life like a bag of dirty potatoes with too many eyes.<br /><br />I have struggled for years as to whether or not to open up, but, I have decided that I should, after Matt-Man asked me…<br /><br /><i>“Jesus Christ, dude?  Do you want to be forever known as the guy who outside of Nick Varano’s Famous Deli, screams day, by sad day…</i><br /><i><br /></i><i>Could you throw me a blintz, or a piece of pastrami; I’m a Fucking Kennedy for God Sakes?”</i><br /><br />That’s right…I <b><i>am</i></b> a fucking Kennedy.<br /><br />Sure, much has been made about my brother JFK’s robust womanizing, but my dad Joe?  Holy Cow!!<br /><br />While unfounded rumors were swirling about Joe’s affair with Gloria Swanson, I was very much founded, and swirling around in Gloria Swanson’s uterus!!  And let me tell ya, that wasn’t so bad, but anyhoo…<br /><br />Gloria gave birth to me, and yet?  I was looked down upon by the Kennedy clan, and seriously, I was taken aback. <br /><br />So, that led me to thinkin’…<br /><br /><i>“Y’know…Teddy drowns girls in his car…Jack fucks anything that moves, and lobotomy girl hasn't a brain with which to think since she was 23, so why are they ignoring me?”</i><br /><br />Well it became all too apparent in 2007, when Barack Obama decided to run for President.<br /><br />My family, rather than acknowledge me, and send me on the path toward Presidential power, decided that maybe it was time for some low-down, low-key misanthrope to become President, because as we know, the Kennedys have that power.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO22NKMMzriEiSBcz_EvGxbVR9xBKNv9ivpC3ZGxc8iTg4isU0Gq5ljxPJ2h7E0xZLDsjFfjvHYCkdG54bzdR_hqPLRbLzNQkoculQbCFjXTCpyfE597MNTBG2UCq5S2GeINnrWfAZwgA/s1600/Durwood+Kennedy+The+Lost+Kennedy+Brother.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO22NKMMzriEiSBcz_EvGxbVR9xBKNv9ivpC3ZGxc8iTg4isU0Gq5ljxPJ2h7E0xZLDsjFfjvHYCkdG54bzdR_hqPLRbLzNQkoculQbCFjXTCpyfE597MNTBG2UCq5S2GeINnrWfAZwgA/s400/Durwood+Kennedy+The+Lost+Kennedy+Brother.jpg" width="339" /></a>All they really wanted to do, was to make sure that at some point. my bitchy cousin Caroline would become ambassador to Japan.  Well I guess that via de profundis, they fucking made that happen, those, Happy as Hell in Camelot fuckers!!<br /><br />They’re all mostly fucking dead now, and yet, I still can’t get a break.<br /><br />Jesus Christ, if I could resurrect, and then shoot John and Bobby, and then make certain that it was Teddy who drowned, I would.  I'd go Hyannis Port crazy in  order to get a mere inkling of public acknowledgement and/or praise!!<br /><br />Fuck it…They don’t care…Kennedys don’t like the Swansons…and that’s okay, however…<br /><br />Keep in mind Caroline…Just like the French love Jerry Lewis, the Japs love Gloria Swanson, or if not now, they soon will.<br /><br /><i>Uh-huh,</i><br /><br /><i>Durwood Kennedy</i><br /><br /><a href="mailto:mattmaniws@ymail.com">mattmaniws@ymail.com</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/MattMan_IWS" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">@mattman_iws</span></a><br /><a href="https://www.facebook.com/mattmaniws" target="_blank"><span style="color: blue;">My Facebook Page</span></a></div>

Drunk in Camelot...The Lost Kennedy

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