CNN Brings Back Crossfire!

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="MsoNormal">Hola and welcome political junkies to CNN’s new/old show Crossfire! That’s right, CNN has <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/26/cnn-crossfire-newt-gingrich-se-cupp-van-jones-stephanie-cutter_n_3502660.html">brought back one of its greatest political shows</a> with all new hosts and they promise lots of sparks! On the right we have Disgraced Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich and sexy conservative S. E. Cupp, and on the left we have Van Jones and Stephanie Cutter. Below is a transcript of their first show…<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgogsMzNkuhZFe37aknEpL0nWXD92EvaAhToPRB3QZ-C5P0JWZcIxpcqmjnGR8L-LutZBViI86Oa0-2Wt8HMc5Ch2tnPoxnWDCyqItYxNnG3czEd_gbqDyGBTIbiLdQIDGJL70s12Jkas8/s526/SE-Cupp-Boobs-Hot-Sexy-Crossfire.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgogsMzNkuhZFe37aknEpL0nWXD92EvaAhToPRB3QZ-C5P0JWZcIxpcqmjnGR8L-LutZBViI86Oa0-2Wt8HMc5Ch2tnPoxnWDCyqItYxNnG3czEd_gbqDyGBTIbiLdQIDGJL70s12Jkas8/s320/SE-Cupp-Boobs-Hot-Sexy-Crossfire.png" width="211" /></a><b>Newt:</b> Excuse me? First the “Hola” crap and then “disgraced?” You better watch yourself or you’ll be looking for a new job buddy!</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E. Cupp:</b> Whatever Newt. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie Cutter:</b> *rolls eyes*<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van Jones:</b> Lighten up Francis. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> My name isn’t Francis. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E: </b>I think it was a joke Newt. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van: </b>It was a reference to the movie “Stripes”<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie: Yeah, you know? Bill Murray? <o:p></o:p></b></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Lame pop culture references to lowbrow 70’s comedies will not be tolerated Van, even though that isn’t your REAL name.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van:</b> Is this how we’re gonna start things? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> How did you get the name “Van?” Is it in reference to your being conceived in the back of a van during a “hey sailor if you’ve got the money, I’ve got the time” situation?  <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E:</b> Hey-OOOOOOO<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie:</b> SHOTS FIRED! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> What? I’m unarmed! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van:</b> Well, you’re unarmed intellectually anyway. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie:</b> *giggle*<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E: </b>Nice! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Okay, now that we have all the pleasantries out of the way, let’s get busy. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E: </b>I love to get busy. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie:</b> Me too! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van and Newt: </b>That’s hot! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt: </b>Okay, DOMA and Prop 8 rulings. Obviously, a disaster. The Supreme Court is on its way to morally bankrupting this country. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie: </b>I really don’t think so. It’s all about basic human rights and human dignity. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E:</b> I’m gonna have to agree with Stephanie on this one Newt. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Of course you will. You probably wanna do her. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S. E:</b> What? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Well, with a rack like yours, I’m sure lesbians hit on you all the time. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie:</b> I know I would if I were a lesbian. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E:</b> This is highly inappropriate and won’t tolerate it. Back me up here Van. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van: </b>It is inappropriate, but also relevant to my interests, ifyouknowwhatImean? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7QEqJPJakTY2GaSsFPkImx5wD7sWL7uxA-g-pknSZuTacPqKB1JToUoHGZl88mude6wMRMkKyadnG2ao9giOVvBlPCP9akVERcaUaP-A2Rq7GcQnZtYzCJeM_8RftzpGFzFjDY7rQsA4/s398/se-cupp-legs-nude-hot-sexy-crossfire.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7QEqJPJakTY2GaSsFPkImx5wD7sWL7uxA-g-pknSZuTacPqKB1JToUoHGZl88mude6wMRMkKyadnG2ao9giOVvBlPCP9akVERcaUaP-A2Rq7GcQnZtYzCJeM_8RftzpGFzFjDY7rQsA4/s320/se-cupp-legs-nude-hot-sexy-crossfire.jpg" width="276" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Anyway, gay marriage invalidates straight marriage. Straight marriage loses all real meaning when gays get married, right?</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie: </b>Nope<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van:</b> I don’t think so Newtster. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E:</b> Not really. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Well it ruined all of mine! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E:</b> How so? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Every time gay marriage becomes an issue, one of my marriages falls apart. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie:</b> I thought your cheating ruined your marriages?<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Gay marriage is immoral, so just discussing it makes me do immoral things. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E:</b> Really? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van: </b>Well, Callista must be as nervous as Paula Deen riding the express elevator with The Pips then! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie:</b> Hey-OOOOOOOOO! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E:</b> LOL! *Hi-5’s Van*<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> You know what? Let’s just call it a day for our first show and maybe CNN could find some people on my intellectual level? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van:</b> Great idea Newtie-Poo. My car is out front, who wants to go get a drink?<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>S.E: </b>I’m in! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Stephanie:</b> Shotgun! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> *sniff, sniff*</div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van:</b> Aww … It’s okay Newt. You can come too! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt: </b>Really? Gee thanks!!! <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van:</b> Just try not to be an asshole. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt: </b>That’s kind of hurtful but okay. Hey! Can we pretend you’re my chauffeur? <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Van: </b>Don’t push it.<o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>Newt:</b> Okay. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="mailto:Jayman3768@gmail.com">Jayman3768@gmail.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/jayman68">Facebook.com/Jayman68</a><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/jayman_iws">@Jayman_IWS</a><o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

CNN Brings Back Crossfire!

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