Matt Said, Jay Said AK-47

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvtucsF33lkWxHyOWI6a9Dwk21bVcHnGRApWgUL4WTjmHxm_rlQu6zyQYG0Xc4Dvd0mA5SurqMOqg_S48W7USY6gp9GZxH2GvtdSvWWg-itQC5ServuIU6mF3Kqi_jVvq8VueTFzsN9GQ/s1600/msjs+signing.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="226" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvtucsF33lkWxHyOWI6a9Dwk21bVcHnGRApWgUL4WTjmHxm_rlQu6zyQYG0Xc4Dvd0mA5SurqMOqg_S48W7USY6gp9GZxH2GvtdSvWWg-itQC5ServuIU6mF3Kqi_jVvq8VueTFzsN9GQ/s320/msjs+signing.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: *sigh* hello?<br />Jay: HOWDY MATT! HOW THE HELL ARE YA!! <br />Matt: Must you be so positive all the time. <br />Jay: YES! <br />Matt: Could you be positive without yelling?<br />Jay: Well, I guess. <br />Matt: That would be much better. <br />Jay: Really? Doesn’t sound like much fun. <br />Matt: It sounds fun enough. <br />Jay: Fun enough is never fun enough though. <br />Matt: Well … What? <br />Jay: Party pooper! <br />Matt: Hey now! I’m a great partier. <br />Jay: Okay that’s true. <br />Matt: I can party you under the table. <br />Jay: Let’s not get carried away here. <br />Matt: Bring it big boy! <br />Jay: You’ll be napping before I get warmed up. <br />Matt: I’M AN OLD MAN! <br />Jay: No need to yell dude. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKkyU3y58xOxjNOMTkUzKYzr53ciorUr47dKPzdgRzjeublEJ_ryIr8YAJPV2Js3xzR8OuTcTcWQLPbBx8Ul4FzKFXk81m3J7HIuyH0x95GQPX7oOmLOAWHGXy6RaS_0HGxML0HTTKQQQ/s1600/Emmy-Rossum-Nude-Bed-Sexy-Hot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="345" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKkyU3y58xOxjNOMTkUzKYzr53ciorUr47dKPzdgRzjeublEJ_ryIr8YAJPV2Js3xzR8OuTcTcWQLPbBx8Ul4FzKFXk81m3J7HIuyH0x95GQPX7oOmLOAWHGXy6RaS_0HGxML0HTTKQQQ/s400/Emmy-Rossum-Nude-Bed-Sexy-Hot.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Matt: Did you fix that virus problem on the Jaymom’s computer. <br />Jay: Well, maybe. <br />Matt: Maybe? I’ll take that as a “no.” <br />Jay: Well, the Norton people did their best. <br />Matt: That’s a ringing endorsement. <br />Jay: Well, their antivirus didn’t protect her computer. <br />Matt: Totally unacceptable. <br />Jay: Exactly! <br />Matt: So what did you do. <br />Jay: Well, first there was a lot of cussing. <br />Matt: That’s a good plan!<br />Jay: Then I tried various antiviruses and cleaners and shit. <br />Matt: All were shit? <br />Jay: Well, they didn’t fix MY problem. <br />Matt: Only a doctor can. <br />Jay: Hey-OOOOOO<br />Matt: Thank you. <br />Jay: Anyway, I finally used the Kaspersky Rootkit. <br />Matt: I think I used that to start my Russian Flower Garden. <br />Jay: Hey-OOOOOO! <br />Matt: I’m on a roll! <br />Jay: You’re on something. <br />Matt: Don’t be jealous of my quick wit and comedic timing. <br />Jay: I’m not. <br />Matt: Hurtful! <br />Jay: Only a little. <br />Matt: I’ll be okay. Did the Kasperkersery or whatever work?<br />Jay: Well, I used it and rebooted and it’s been working for 8 hours now. <br />Matt: That sounds pretty good. <br />Jay: I guess. Just hope it keeps working. <br />Matt: Me too! <br />Jay: Yeah, that sounded sincere. <br />Matt: It was. Why do you hurt me so? <br />Jay: Keeps you tough and hard. <br />Matt: Oh I’m hard alright. <br />Jay: Okay … moving on. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEAKoBypexlcmaoHE29c1hL-HB_xMnryU03bvhQWW0Hxvlm5eZljsKW-LbANfGJKRAsAqPGQhyphenhyphenegY4gVLTe-mqQ9p8qWCk0_Knjahs7IImiHeuDZDmbMJ_jD3cH3_4fVI1QByhyTwr9P4/s1600/Computer-Babe-Hot-Asian-Chick.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEAKoBypexlcmaoHE29c1hL-HB_xMnryU03bvhQWW0Hxvlm5eZljsKW-LbANfGJKRAsAqPGQhyphenhyphenegY4gVLTe-mqQ9p8qWCk0_Knjahs7IImiHeuDZDmbMJ_jD3cH3_4fVI1QByhyTwr9P4/s400/Computer-Babe-Hot-Asian-Chick.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal"><o:p><br /></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal">Jay: What’s the show topic this week? <br />Matt: There is no show this week. <br />Jay: Wut? <br />Matt: The R-Man is graduating. <br />Jay: And? <br />Matt: Well, I kind thought I would go to that instead. <br />Jay: Really? <br />Matt: Yes, really? <br />Jay: Well, I guess that is probably the right thing to do. <br />Matt: You seem surprised. <br />Jay: No, not at all! <br />Matt: Yeah, right. <br />Jay: No, you are a decent, upstanding man. <br />Matt: Damn right I am! <br />Jay: Hell yeah! <br />Matt: Wooo-Hoooooo! <br />Jay: What was that? <br />Matt: I think I caught your positive attitude. <br />Jay: Wow. Through the phone?<br />Matt: That’s pretty scary. <br />Jay: This is how civilization will end. <br />Matt: Totally. <br />Jay: Okay, have fun at the graduation! <br />Matt: I will. I plan on embarrassing the hell out of Ryno! <br />Jay: You’re such a great dad. <br />Matt: I try. <o:p></o:p></div><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal">Okay, there you go! Genii in action once again! Be sure NOT to join us this week on I<a href="http://www.blogtalkradio.com/im-with-stupid" target="_blank">’m With Stupid</a>, but don’t forget that we’ll be back next Sunday hotter and more hilarious than ever! <o:p></o:p></div><br /><div class="MsoNormal"><br /></div></div>

Matt Said, Jay Said AK-47

Matt: *sigh* hello? Jay: HOWDY MATT! HOW THE HELL ARE YA!! Matt: Must you be so positive all the time. Jay: YES! Matt: Could you be positive...

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